The Sex Was Going Great Till........... Let's Fill In The Blanks

[Max-the-3rd]

I chocked on her nipple piercing.xx(actually happened, it was never seen again.xx)

 

[No longer with us]

He whispered in her ear "ur sisters tighter "

 

[Happy Couple]

Until he lost the dildo up his arse and had to go to A and E to have it removed

 

[Midland....]

Until your girlfriend walked in and shouted 'mum'!

 

[Happy Couple]

You got in drunk slid into bed ant started having oral you though this is different you turned the light on
Oh shit it's the mother in law

 

[Deleted member 1402]

his banjo string snapped

 

[Happy Couple]

The rugby started on the telly

 

[Deleted member 1402]

until his cock ring became lodged and his cock and balls turned purple

 

[Happy Couple]

Until the door opens and her husband walks in with a 12 bore

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

The boardroom table broke xx

 

[MP386]

She looked up and said " have you put the bins out "

 

[MP386]

She said " I scraped the car on the car park barrier today "

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

She said "are you in yet?" lol x

 

[Deleted member 1030]

He said "am I in yet?"

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

He said "am I in yet?"

Ewww like poking a stick in a bucket hahahah xx

 

[MP386]

She said " the decorators are in "

 

[Happy Couple]

She said did I tell you I fucked your brother an hour ago

 

[Deleted member 1030]

She said did I tell you I fucked your brother an hour ago

And he said "oh, an hour after I did!"

 

[Deleted member 2610]

Cut your toe nails they are sharp mm mm x

 

[No longer with us]

She said " I scraped the car on the car park barrier today "

Very funny.....not

 

[MP386]

Very funny.....not

Opps

 

[Happy Couple]

Until I decided to put the PS4 on

 

[Deleted member 2610]

You put more effort in the gym than here errrk

 

[Happy Couple]

I'm a celebrity came on

 

[mrclouse]

she farted in my face