Went to a social in Cardiff once, and kidnapped a small handful of friends back to our hotel room for a little "apres-social" shenanigans. Cue lots of fun and frolics, and raiding of the playbag for toys for the two ladies to try out on each other.
Booked out next day, went home, and like responsible swingers everywhere, we go through the suitcase, put undies in the wash pile, re-stock the condom bag, and clean the toys....except there is one missing... oh bugger, its the big new double-ender, a particular favourite of Jaynes.
So, after a quick search of the suitcase, Jayne tells me I have to ring the hotel and ask if its been handed in!!! After a bit of "You have to be kidding!", I relent, and ring, asking if anything from our room
was handed in by housekeeping, to which the reply is, "what sort of item?"... I umm and aghh, and Jayne takes the phone and says very matter-of-factly "its a sex toy!"... there is silence from the other end for a few seconds... and then the lady says no, nothing like that has been handed in... which either means they aren't very good at cleaning, or one of the cleaners decided to have an early xmas pressie for herself!