Go On....... Tell Us A Secret!

[Lips_Pearls]

Ok so here's a secret.
In my youth I did a lot of clubbing and to be honest I wasn't a ladies man. Infact I was quite awkward around women.
Anyway this one night I pulled a stunner and all was going well, doing the horizontal dance.
The door slammed and I get shooed under the bed with my clothes. FFS I cant believe it. She didn't tell me she had a fella. He's falling all over the place, plonks himself on the bed and assumes the position I was in mere moments ago.
Gawd then there at it, proper at it. I very slowly and quietly got dressed under the bed shimmying into my clothes and at the point they started getting loud, I cammando roll from under the bed, stand up, say 'excuse me' (if I had a hat I think I'd have tipped it), and did my road runner act. I thanked my lucky stars the door was unlocked. I heard banging and shouts that didn't sound like the fella wanted to make friends with me and I didn't look back.
I've never ran so fast in my life. I think there was a Baldrick shaped cloud of dust when I took off.
Unfulfilled but unscathed

B x

That's fantastic! I mean, of course what a predicament and situation to be in.. But bloody hell that's funny

 

[emyr]

has been busy behind the scenes today but i am not gonna burst any bubbles i will leave that to admin but i think u may all like what i have bn upto and i dont just mean relaxing on a beach with ice cold beer hehe

 

[Admin]

has been busy behind the scenes today but i am not gonna burst any bubbles i will leave that to admin but i think u may all like what i have bn upto and i dont just mean relaxing on a beach with ice cold beer hehe

Secret's safe with me...

 

[emyr]

thanks admin passes u a ice cold pint to enjoy during evening

 

[Admin]

thanks admin passes u a ice cold pint to enjoy during evening

Oh I need one. Cheers and thank you again.

 

[Deleted member 3657]

I don't have anything nearly as affecting as some the lovely members on here. My secrets are more of little episodes in my life. But the main one for me is that I am quite lucky to still be here. If I was a cat, I'd only have 2 lives left. The worst of mine was that I was minutes from bleeding out after accidentally cutting my radial artery and almost severing the tendon to my thumb.
Others have involved falling under a car, unscathed somehow, knocked off a motorbike, falling 30 feet off a mast on to a ship and almost shot through the stomach on the same ship.
Still here just.

 

[Mel007]

You don't want to know mine !!!

 

[Admin]

You don't want to know mine !!!

I don't know whether to laugh, be cautious or what!?

 

[Deleted member 3175]

Some seriously sexy peeps here, thanks for sharing xxxxxx

I do believe that all these things make us better people x

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Thank you my lovely ... it took a while to get to this place, but we are loving life and our new family

And your outlook on here and on life in general is comendable, its always upbeat.. It brings things into prospective ai. Xxxx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I did consider not posting about this, there is a lot of stigma and misunderstanding. But other folks have bravely spoke about things like bi-polar and depression, which are also often stigmatised and misunderstood.
I've got ADHD, combined type (so hyperactive/ impulsive and inattentive). It manifests differently in girls to boys, so I strongly suspect that had we been kids nowadays my brother's would have definitely been picked up but mine may not have done.
It causes me, and has caused me a lot of problems. At the same time though it is a lot to 'blame' for character traits that are a big part of me, and which I like (and others like about me). It must be one of the only neurological conditions with a bright side.
Aside from not swearing profusely I am myself on here, I reign it in a lot elsewhere, very self conscious of my randomness - it all seems good here though, I feel very accepted

Random, crazy, sweet natured this is of course what i love about you.. Just you innit. X

 

[No longer with us]

And your outlook on here and on life in general is comendable, its always upbeat.. It brings things into prospective ai. Xxxx

Thank you
It dragged us down for so long and we had no quality to our lives worrying about what COULD happen instead of enjoying the time we do have

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Ok not sure its a secret but I survived a terrorist attack in Egypt in 2005 (my hotel was bombed) shaped my enthusiasm and being at 18. I was diagnosed with a life limiting condition at 17 which will eventually break down my speech, nervous system and beat me.... just not yet but I wouldn't change it for the world yes medically its a lot and they have been bang on with everything but hey I am me plus I kinda like being told off.

Your a beaut xx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Thank you
It dragged us down for so long and we had no quality to our lives worrying about what COULD happen instead of enjoying the time we do have

Takes a lot of courage guys.. Youve come out the other side smiling.. Naughty buggas xx

 

[Baldrick]

I don't have anything nearly as affecting as some the lovely members on here. My secrets are more of little episodes in my life. But the main one for me is that I am quite lucky to still be here. If I was a cat, I'd only have 2 lives left. The worst of mine was that I was minutes from bleeding out after accidentally cutting my radial artery and almost severing the tendon to my thumb.
Others have involved falling under a car, unscathed somehow, knocked off a motorbike, falling 30 feet off a mast on to a ship and almost shot through the stomach on the same ship.
Still here just.

Wow sounds like you've got some interesting tales to tell.
Falling 30ft off the mast of a ship? Nearly getting shot? Were you in the military? How do you fall under a car?

So many questions left unanswered. Are you secretly the 'Milk Tray Man'?


BNK
X

 

[Baldrick]

That's fantastic! I mean, of course what a predicament and situation to be in.. But bloody hell that's funny

Yep Baldricks younger life was basically a cartoon. He's got some right tales.
K
X

 

[Deleted member 3657]

Wow sounds like you've got some interesting tales to tell.
Falling 30ft off the mast of a ship? Nearly getting shot? Were you in the military? How do you fall under a car?

So many questions left unanswered. Are you secretly the 'Milk Tray Man'?


BNK
X

Well, you know what they say, "All because the lady loves"

 

[Deleted member 6127]

I was attacked at the end of last year in my own home and still remain under police protection and MARAC........ Cx

 

[Baldrick]

I was attacked at the end of last year in my own home and still remain under police protection and MARAC........ Cx

That sounds horrendous.
I too was attacked in my home before me and Baldrick lived together. Baldrick showed up before the police and chased the bloke off and nearly got arrested himself.
K
X
P.s what's MARAC?

 

[Baldrick]

That sounds horrendous.
I too was attacked in my home before me and Baldrick lived together. Baldrick showed up before the police and chased the bloke off and nearly got arrested himself.
K
X
P.s what's MARAC?

Ssssshhhh I was shatting myself but don't tell Kaz cos she thinks I was all brave like. Got me into her knickers that did
B x

 

[Pearls]

Ssssshhhh I was shatting myself but don't tell Kaz cos she thinks I was all brave like. Got me into her knickers that did
B x

Ommmm

 

[MP386]

I was attacked at the end of last year in my own home and still remain under police protection and MARAC........ Cx

 

[Deleted member 6127]

Had my front teeth kicked out playing rugby when I was 18. A few yes ago swallowed them and they got stuck half way errrk...
So a bit paranoid I may swallow again so have to take out which really impresses Miss C...not xxxx :0)) C

 

[Pearls]

Had my front teeth kicked out playing rugby when I was 18. A few yes ago swallowed them and they got stuck half way errrk...
So a bit paranoid I may swallow again so have to take out which really impresses Miss C...not xxxx :0)) C

You do have a habit of leaving them about the place

 

[No longer with us]

You do have a habit of leaving them about the place

Our dog nearly got hold of them