OmgEach individual quiz starts as a small nut, which is lovingly cultivated by elves until it grows into a small, woody erection. It is then sent, by speedboat, to a laboratory in Azerbaijan where it is carefully crafted into what we call 'proto-slime'. From there, it is taken - under armed guard - to an underground bunker, somewhere in the Black Mountains and fired, then hammered, re-fired and forged into three separate rounds. After this, a Peruvian princess chants ancient spells over it and the fluffy bits are knocked off with an egg whisk. The bonus question is fixed on, using a heavy-duty Play Doh plait and - finally - the whole thing is coated with a thin layer of unhinged desperation. The quiz is brought to SSHQ on the back of a ceremonial ferret and thrown casually on the Golden Telephone Table until it tastes slightly of Turkish delight.
Well, you would have been disappointed if I'd just said about 2 hours per quiz, wouldn't you?
brilliant..... Just brilliant. I knew it were the elves doing all the hard work. Hard to believe it only takes 2 hours to write the quiz whilst trying to maintain a hidden link. I had a little go in my head trying to think of a theme and writing questions where the answers would link up. I've gotta admit I struggled. It would probably take me a day to write one quiz.
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some people will offer an arm of support, some don't give a shit. Not good enough really is it. 
