Baldrick's wisdom.........

[Deleted member 6485]

Houseflies are vile, filthy little bastards.

Spiders kill houseflies.

Spiders rock.

And i kill both flies and spiders.
I rockx

 

[Baldrick]

B x

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Even the site got excited by that video!

 

[BoltonBiFemCpl]

i lived almost 3 years with a Gecko running loose in my house and never had any kinda flying or crawling problems - 1 day he showed up and adopted me so we became house buddies, good times

 

[Pearls]

So where you hiding @Baldricknkaz you in Asda

 

[Baldrick]

So where you hiding @Baldricknkaz you in Asda

B x

 

[Pearls]

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B x

I knew it.

 

[Vanezza]

B x

If football was like this it would certainly gain my interest to watch it

Vxxx

 

[Baldrick]

If the hair on my head grew as fast as hair...... elsewhere, I'd look like Neil from The Young Ones .
Time to get the shears out again

B x

 

[Baldrick]

Well I've only gone and blagged us a babysitter for the full weekend from 8:00pm Friday night to Sunday night. :grin:

Now to find somewhere to go and something to do

B x

 

[Pearls]

Well I've only gone and blagged us a babysitter for the full weekend from 8:00pm Friday night to Sunday night. :grin:

Now to find somewhere to go and something to do

B x

Come to Swansea

 

[Baldrick]

Come to Swansea

Is there much to do in Swansea? Any good sightseeing spots (apart from Pearls Castle I mean)? I daren't go into a pub in Swansea, we're English dontcha know?

B x

 

[Pearls]

Is there much to do in Swansea? Any good sightseeing spots (apart from Pearls Castle I mean)? I daren't go into a pub in Swansea, we're English dontcha know?

B x

Lots to see and do and I have the perfect pub at the end of the road
I have a spare room too

 

[BoltonBiFemCpl]

Is there much to do in Swansea? Any good sightseeing spots (apart from Pearls Castle I mean)? I daren't go into a pub in Swansea, we're English dontcha know?

B x

Your a wakey lad you should be fearless - Its the Jocks you have to watch out for the Welsh will just ignore you

 

[Pearls]

Your a wakey lad you should be fearless - Its the Jocks you have to watch out for the Welsh will just ignore you

Oi us welsh speak to everyone, it's the other way around

 

[Baldrick]

Your a wakey lad you should be fearless - Its the Jocks you have to watch out for the Welsh will just ignore you

Oi us welsh speak to everyone, it's the other way around

You're joking aren't you? Once went to a pub in Cardiff and the bar dwellers all backed off and huddled together in a corner mumbling some indecipherable foreign language

It was scary stuff, like something straight out of the Wickerman .

B x

 

[BoltonBiFemCpl]

Oi us welsh speak to everyone, it's the other way around

Not in the pubs around Ghent they dont - have spent many a happy night being ignored by them

 

[Baldrick]

Lots to see and do and I have the perfect pub at the end of the road
I have a spare room too

We perhaps could be persuaded to make a pit stop in Swansea and have a couple of Babycham's.....

B x

 

[Pearls]

Not in the pubs around Ghent they dont - have spent many a happy night being ignored by them

Yes but that's not here is it, same as Balders in Cardiff, not here. Us Swansea people drink with any bugger as long as they get em in

 

[Pearls]

We perhaps could be persuaded to make a pit stop in Swansea and have a couple of Babycham's.....

B x

I has them

 

[BoltonBiFemCpl]

Yes but that's not here is it, same as Balders in Cardiff, not here. Us Swansea people drink with any bugger as long as they get em in

It seems i married the wrong type of welsh lass - bloody typical aint it

 

[Pearls]

It seems i married the wrong type of welsh lass - bloody typical aint it

Don't worry we've been ignored in Cardiff and Gwent

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Don't worry we've been ignored in Cardiff and Gwent

It's a funny old game here aye. Seriously.

 

[Baldrick]

I has them

So I am heading south then?

It's 4 1/2 hours to Swansea (probably 5 1/2 in my jalopy ).

B x

 

[Lips_Pearls]

So I am heading south then?

It's 4 1/2 hours to Swansea (probably 5 1/2 in my jalopy ).

B x

According to the Baws, you're welcome.

Mind, our door is always open.