If Sex Was A Crime How Long Would You Be Locked Up For ????

[Sammy]

 

[Baldrick]

Maximum sentence minus 3 years . I'm too lazy to add it all up

X

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Oh dear..... Will I get time off for good - or bad - behaviour?
#Youregoingdownforlife

 

[Louise1970]

Oohhh let me see because I'm such a good :innocent: i would probably get of with a light sentence one year for me

 

[Deleted member 6485]

65 ouch xx

 

[Lovernotfighter]

Looks like i'm being locked up for 27 years, unless floggers and rope count as toys then its a nice round 30

 

[Deleted member 120]

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Far too long going by that.
#ImALifer

 

[Baldrick]

Oohhh let me see because I'm such a good :innocent: i would probably get of with a light sentence one year for me

You missed some zero's off Lou

X

 

[Deleted member 11697]

Maximum sentence for us both opps....but it was worth it your honour xxx

 

[Deleted member 1030]

It's quite ironic that I got 69

 

[Tiger]

If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind! Then give me the electric chair

Tiger xx

 

[Louise1970]

You missed some zero's off Lou

X

Hey hey how rude

 

[Louise1970]

It's quite ironic that I got 69

Does that have a flake n chocolate sauce

 

[GeoffRy]

Well we both ended up with 66 years. We will serve together and never get let out.

 

[Celtic_Warrior]

66 years

 

[fincon]

Sadly, I suspect I’d be released for ‘ridiculously good behaviour’ :-/

 

[MP386]

26 .... I need to get out more

 

[Leonidas480]

Only 21 years... still young enough to earn another sentence when I get out

 

[Vanezza]

32 years ooops


Vxxx

 

[Sammy]

Sadly, I suspect I’d be released for ‘ridiculously good behaviour’ :-/

Oh I doubt that
Sx

 

[Looking4fun]

Does recording on your phone equal a sex tape?!!! Top marks if it does xx

 

[Sammy]

Does recording on your phone equal a sex tape?!!! Top marks if it does xx

Sure does
Full house !
Sx

 

[Vanezza]

Only one I missed was sex before 18. Had a great time catching up though

N xxx

 

[The-Gent]

Has long as you have a good solicitor you will get off x

 

[Looby&Lew]

Ermmm 51 years....