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Ommm... I hope it ermm... doesn't get 'in the way'..xx
Okay so I quickly tried this on just now, got one and a half in before the man himself; realised it's pre-birthday drinks, gave up
Tomorrow.....xx
HahahahaA&e
Got a proper belly laugh from that! xxAhh am sure it will all be fine. May need some training first..
Sadly I have no fekin idea where my other one is!
Could be in a bag I've given to my mother-in-law for all I know, with her tupperware
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Damn. She’d be wearing it out tomorrowHahahaha
Ahh am sure it will all be fine. May need some training first..
Sadly I have no fekin idea where my other one is!
Could be in a bag I've given to my mother-in-law for all I know, with her tupperware
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For a sec there, I thought you were talking about a bollock!!Sadly I have no fekin idea where my other one is!
Could be in a bag I've given to my mother-in-law for all I know, with her tupperware
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We are indeed. I’ll be slipping that bad boy on later ...We are training this evening
xxAnd hoping to fuck it comes off afterwards
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It workedWe are indeed. I’ll be slipping that bad boy on later ...
And hoping to fuck it comes off afterwards
Oh dayamn it worked alright!It worked
But.... and there's always a but..
There's a big caveat.
Sorry for the longer than usual post;
Okay so, my last ring was almost 2" and I thought - about time to downsize and get that bad boy up there ^^
I am serious now when I say; be careful what you do and here is why;
So I decided to downsize hoping to get a bit more from using rings. Great, went for 1.7" and thought this would be great. I was wrong. Well, kinda wrong
If, like me, you are erm.. actually okay there, then going smaller won't help matters at all. In fact it makes it worse, much much worse.
The first 2 mins I was like - "wow I am getting major sensations just by wearing this..
" Showed it off to HRH and everything Then I realised I was going blue! Then purple!
I kid you not. So I calmed TF down, and relaxed a little. Continued but only this time my veins were raging like a rhoidy! So I again sorted things, explained I was actually in pain (literal physical pain now by this point - 2 hours wearing) and needed to get it off.
Not one for giving in, I slipped on my other and all was good in the world again.... but, in total defiance I went for the new, much smaller one again and it stayed on.
We did have some amazing fun, don't get me wrong here. But I gave up 2" of length for basically, a swollen and almost 'pulled muscle' type knob.
He was phat, engorged and so so so uber sensitive.. damn one touch & I'd have been gone; but this was the issue... I couldn't pass water let alone anything else!
So I had to use lots of cold water, lots of thoughts about chicken
lots of thoughts about work and get the fucking thing off.It did leave me purple, quite badly bruised and with swollen erm, pieces.
Fact is, if you underestimate your manhood, you're in the shit. So always take one step above to allow room for flexibility.
I now know, that doughnut ring size, or flat, I have to have 2" diameter. 1.75 is too small and almost castrated me
Jokes aside, yes you can train et al, but this is not training; this is due to physical size. You cannot simply plug a damn with your finger and expect it to hold.
I enjoyed-ish, HRH did... but I won't do it again. Definitely stick to the larger size rings if you are built that way.
Seriously, I mean it was an issue to get one bollock in, let alone two of the damned things and mini-me too!
Sorry for the long post and I am trying to be relaxed about this, but it was not a very brilliant experience. Don't go too small on the rings - it really can cause issues. I couldn't even pass water & even loss feelings. It all went cold, purple and not right.
Stick with what you know.
xTLDR:
If your manhood is bigger than what you may think? - stick with the cock ring you know works best. Otherwise you will fucking pay for it on the night after fitting!
Oh and feel assured that 2" is sufficient.
Thank me later.
MOTM
OmgOh dayamn it worked alright!
But.... and there's always a but..
There's a big caveat.
Sorry for the longer than usual post;
Okay so, my last ring was almost 2" and I thought - about time to downsize and get that bad boy up there ^^
I am serious now when I say; be careful what you do and here is why;
So I decided to downsize hoping to get a bit more from using rings. Great, went for 1.7" and thought this would be great. I was wrong. Well, kinda wrong
If, like me, you are erm.. actually okay there, then going smaller won't help matters at all. In fact it makes it worse, much much worse.
The first 2 mins I was like - "wow I am getting major sensations just by wearing this..
Then I realised I was going blue! Then purple!
So I again sorted things, explained I was actually in pain (literal physical pain now by this point - 2 hours wearing) and needed to get it off.
Not one for giving in, I slipped on my other and all was good in the world again.... but, in total defiance I went for the new, much smaller one again and it stayed on.
We did have some amazing fun, don't get me wrong here. But I gave up 2" of length for basically, a swollen and almost 'pulled muscle' type knob.
He was phat, engorged and so so so uber sensitive.. damn one touch & I'd have been gone; but this was the issue... I couldn't pass water let alone anything else!
So I had to use lots of cold water, lots of thoughts about chicken
It did leave me purple, quite badly bruised and with swollen erm, pieces.
Fact is, if you underestimate your manhood, you're in the shit. So always take one step above to allow room for flexibility.
I now know, that doughnut ring size, or flat, I have to have 2" diameter. 1.75 is too small and almost castrated me
Jokes aside, yes you can train et al, but this is not training; this is due to physical size. You cannot simply plug a damn with your finger and expect it to hold.
I enjoyed-ish, HRH did... but I won't do it again. Definitely stick to the larger size rings if you are built that way.
Seriously, I mean it was an issue to get one bollock in, let alone two of the damned things and mini-me too!
Sorry for the long post and I am trying to be relaxed about this, but it was not a very brilliant experience. Don't go too small on the rings - it really can cause issues. I couldn't even pass water & even loss feelings. It all went cold, purple and not right.
Stick with what you know.
TLDR:
If your manhood is bigger than what you may think? - stick with the cock ring you know works best. Otherwise you will fucking pay for it on the night after fitting!
Oh and feel assured that 2" is sufficient.
Thank me later.
HeheOmg
xxI love steel, by far the best.... but I know what path I walk.
1.7" is too small for me... I have to stick with 2"
Seriously though, it was not cricket in the end. I was calm and okay, but knew this was not cool.
Always allow some extra room for manoeuvres.
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Always allow some extra room for manoeuvres.
x
Seriously though, it was not cricket in the end. I was calm and okay, but knew this was not cool.
Always allow some extra room for manoeuvres.
Ambrosials song about cock rings
Their made of steel with sex appeal, but boy they can be tight
Meat and veg when pushed within can put up an awful fight
So baby oil lends a hand,, makes all a slippery sucker
and soon all will be through, my friend, and you a kinky fucker
it goes....
one ball at a time my friend, one ball at a time
grease the little piggies friend and all will soon be fine
one ball at a time my friend, one ball at a time
try not to think of the ladies my friend, put them from your mind
Push the sack through first, and one ball to follow suit
It helps if you have shaved below and are not rocking hirsute
With first ball in, just take a breath, and then more oil splash
then grab the second sucker friend and push it through quite rash...
it goes:
one ball at a time my friend, one ball at a time
grease the little piggies friend and all will soon be fine
one ball at a time my friend, one ball at a time
try not to think of the ladies my friend, put them from your mind
With wincing moans and water eyes, the shafts the last to go
think thoughts of pretty unicorns and sweets of haribos
then when the bastard goes a little limp, grab it super quick
Shove the Philip through the little hole, and voila! "Heavy Metalled Swinger Dick"
It goes:
one ball at a time my friend, one ball at a time
grease the little piggies friend and all will soon be fine
one ball at a time my friend, one ball is all it takes
soon both pearls and diamonds friend, will quiver and orgasm shake
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That’s brilliant!
My issue was not getting them in or anything else but simply ring too small. Meh.
Anyway that’s fantastic
That’s brilliant!
My issue was not getting them in or anything else but simply ring too small. Meh.
Anyway that’s fantastic
Show off! Obviously us mere average guys don't suffer so....
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