Choose Your Swinging Superpower

[Deleted member 3289]

Off to see Captain America because a friend said I should. Has made me think what sexy superpower would I choose. I was going to suggest a 'magnetic member' but I really hadn't thought that through!

Am nurturing my own real life super power which can be a bit unnerving: Sometimes -travelling up escalators on underground in particular it seems- I find myself looking at a lady's shapely behind in front of me and ponder the possibilities or profess about its perfection in my head, except a telling glance will suggest my thoughts are audible...

What sexy super power would you choose or have been perfecting?!

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Mrs G would definitely be Squirterwoman

 

[Deleted member 1402]

Wouldn't have a superpower as I think I do quite well as I am.
However, I'd like the ability to be pain free and to be able to walk properly.

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Can't think of one for me yet

 

[Deleted member 3289]

Already perfected?!

 

[Deleted member 1402]

Can't think of one for me yet

Snakeman

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

Snakeman

I'll go with that one

 

[Deleted member 1402]

I'll go with that one

You defend the world with several trouser snakes!

 

[Deleted member 3289]

I'm not sure if mine is a superpower or male predictability and female nouse: man looks at bum; woman knows what he's thinking about!

 

[Deleted member 1402]

I'm not sure if mine is a superpower or male predictability and female nouse: man looks at bum; woman knows what he's thinking about!

both I reckon

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

So it is

Trousersnakeman & Squirterwoman

 

[Deleted member 3289]

How about the power to arouse a lady with only your eyes? Would that be a popular power?!

 

[Looby&Lew]

I'm not sure if mine is a superpower or male predictability and female nouse: man looks at bum; woman knows what he's thinking about!

I suspect the latter. A few years ago at work I was reaching across my desk for something and a male colleague sitting behind me said have you lost weight? The whole office went silent......he realised what he'd done and made it worse by saying I wasn't perving honest!

 

[Deleted member 1402]

How about the power to arouse a lady with only your eyes? Would that be a popular power?!

Possibly, but I personally like a smile too

 

[Deleted member 3289]

I suspect the latter. A few years ago at work I was reaching across my desk for something and a male colleague sitting behind me said have you lost weight? The whole office went silent......he realised what he'd done and made it worse by saying I wasn't perving honest!

That made me smile. So transparent and initially he probably thought he was being subtle!

 

[Deleted member 3289]

Possibly, but I personally like a smile too

Smile included!

 

[Deleted member 1402]

Smile included!

I'd turn to putty in their hands

 

[Looby&Lew]

That made me smile. So transparent and initially he probably thought he was being subtle!

He has no filter what so ever but his heart's in the right place x

 

[MP386]

Magnetic attraction .... Cause I don't attract anything at the moment ...

 

[Deleted member 1402]

Magnetic attraction .... Cause I don't attract anything at the moment ...

but you'd be attracting everybody, what if it attracted a munter

 

[MP386]

but you'd be attracting everybody, what if it attracted a munter

Can I afford to be choosy ??

 

[Deleted member 1402]

Can I afford to be choosy ??

absolutely, but a magnet wouldn't be

 

[MP386]

absolutely, but a magnet wouldn't be

I am no scientist but aren't there things magnets don't attract ??

 

[Looby&Lew]

but you'd be attracting everybody, what if it attracted a munter

Or weird people? I can do that without the aid of a super power. Ask @Admin

 

[Deleted member 1402]

Or weird people? I can do that without the aid of a super power. Ask @Admin