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Baldrick

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Pearls said:
Swinging super power, @Baldricknkaz :D
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Eh?.... who...... when...... where...... what did we do?
Hmmmmm :hmm:...... ok it sounds harsh at first but think it through.....

I want the ability to make people 'Go Fuck Themselves'.

Let me explain the many benefits. My power enables me to decide how you will fuck yourself. It could be nice and sexy or I could be mean :sneaky:
You're watching TV and the politicians are arguing about something riduculous like checkpoints in Ireland and I could simply send a thought to make them fuck themselves live on BBC news :rofl:.

Or I could make Trump or Kim Jon Un shove a pineapple up their own arses.

I could make Boris Johnson do Roly Polys as he try to ram his own head up his arse.

Too much?

My power could also be used for personal gain :sneaky:.
Kaz has a couple of fit mates that we sometimes discuss. We wouldn't mind watching them fuck themselves (in a sexy way:D)...... and a fair few members on here (also in a sexy way not a mean way :D)

Check out my Sexy Superhero Costume.

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I bet you wish you hadn't tagged me now @Pearls :rofl:

B x
 
Pearls

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Pearls

18 July 2015
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Baldricknkaz said:
Eh?.... who...... when...... where...... what did we do?
Hmmmmm :hmm:...... ok it sounds harsh at first but think it through.....

I want the ability to make people 'Go Fuck Themselves'.

Let me explain the many benefits. My power enables me to decide how you will fuck yourself. It could be nice and sexy or I could be mean :sneaky:
You're watching TV and the politicians are arguing about something riduculous like checkpoints in Ireland and I could simply send a thought to make them fuck themselves live on BBC news :rofl:.

Or I could make Trump or Kim Jon Un shove a pineapple up their own arses.

I could make Boris Johnson do Roly Polys as he try to ram his own head up his arse.

Too much?

My power could also be used for personal gain :sneaky:.
Kaz has a couple of fit mates that we sometimes discuss. We wouldn't mind watching them fuck themselves (in a sexy way:D)...... and a fair few members on here (also in a sexy way not a mean way :D)

Check out my Sexy Superhero Costume.

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I bet you wish you hadn't tagged me now @Pearls :rofl:

B x
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See that is how to be a swinging super hero :D
 
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Baldricknkaz said:
Eh?.... who...... when...... where...... what did we do?
Hmmmmm :hmm:...... ok it sounds harsh at first but think it through.....

I want the ability to make people 'Go Fuck Themselves'.

Let me explain the many benefits. My power enables me to decide how you will fuck yourself. It could be nice and sexy or I could be mean :sneaky:
You're watching TV and the politicians are arguing about something riduculous like checkpoints in Ireland and I could simply send a thought to make them fuck themselves live on BBC news :rofl:.

Or I could make Trump or Kim Jon Un shove a pineapple up their own arses.

I could make Boris Johnson do Roly Polys as he try to ram his own head up his arse.

Too much?

My power could also be used for personal gain :sneaky:.
Kaz has a couple of fit mates that we sometimes discuss. We wouldn't mind watching them fuck themselves (in a sexy way:D)...... and a fair few members on here (also in a sexy way not a mean way :D)

Check out my Sexy Superhero Costume.

View attachment 45628

I bet you wish you hadn't tagged me now @Pearls :rofl:

B x
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Fantastic post! :tiphat: :D x
 
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