Be careful. @Pearls and I have ordered a rubber vacuumy thingy device for those responsible of removing the ' Agree' buttonBring it on bad bwoy
I think I just ordered one of those vacuum thingies what you doing in a couple of weeksBe careful. @Pearls and I have ordered a rubber vacuumy thingy device for those responsible of removing the ' Agree' button
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Moving out! xxI think I just ordered one of those vacuum thingies what you doing in a couple of weeks
Playing hide 'n' seekI think I just ordered one of those vacuum thingies what you doing in a couple of weeks
Remember that hole under the patio. I'm saying no moreMoving out! xx
I can pick up a decent canter when being chased by a woman in a gimp suit with a vacuum yesCan you run
Yes maybe but I have clarks dapsI can pick up a decent canter when being chased by a woman in a gimp suit with a vacuum yes
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I would be too, you can't out run clarks daps with a woman in them :grin:I have fear motivating me
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I would be too, you can't out run clarks daps with a woman in them :grin:
Erm Yesshould I start getting worried about this whole rubber suit thingy?
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18 days celibate, I'm starting to come around to the idea of trying new thingsErm Yes
I need a Henry18 days celibate, I'm starting to come around to the idea of trying new things
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Feck..... any Henry's about tonight?...... No..... none.......?I need a Henry
I need a Henry
Suck it up BaldersFeck..... any Henry's about tonight?...... No..... none.......?
Will a Baldrick do?
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I live on a benefit of £67 a week. I get this because I look after a lovely beautiful man (he is a bit mad too )
My caring saves around £2000 a week from the NHS bill because things don't cost so much when you don't have to employ so many doctors and nurses.
I could try to claim other benefits but then be forced to go on courses and apply for jobs which I will never get because I haven't been in full time employment for the last 16 years and take me away from the most important thing, my job of caring for the man that I get paid a tiny amount for.
Seems we never get what's right, although I have and would always do what I do for nothing at all, the occasional beer and pizza will do
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Suck it up Balders
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We haven't been given a booze tap??? What sort of swinging site is this?
Caring for someone is a job and a full time one at that. Only £67 a week is crap tbh. Carers should get more.
There's just too many people screwing the system .
Top me up man. I'm running dry here. The wine ran out ages ago
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We haven't been given a booze tap??? What sort of swinging site is this?
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Times are hard, friends are few. Top me up man or I'm going to have to resort to the only alcohol in the house.......... Tia Maria yuk
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