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Stop now@Looby&Lew yeah . . . . thats what they all say at first, this time next year you will be suspended from the ceiling wrapped in cling film and wearing a butt plug
Stop now before I end up agreeing with you. IT AIN'T NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!!!!@Looby&Lew yeah . . . . thats what they all say at first, this time next year you will be suspended from the ceiling wrapped in cling film and wearing a butt plug
Feeling faint now. X
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zebo
Thats caused by a rush of blood from your head to your erogenous zones, getting excited eh !
If you're hinting at what I think you are how rude and how very dare you?now i was going to make a comment about 'tool bag' but i can't seem to phrase it right
Do you know what you win! I'll let you have the last word on this occasion but I won't be making a habit of it.
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zebo
@Looby&Lew a freudian click eh, something as trivial as that is where it all starts, before long you'll be experimenting with clover clamps in unusual places
@Looby&Lew yeah . . . . thats what they all say at first, this time next year you will be suspended from the ceiling wrapped in cling film and wearing a butt plug
Ahaha
killed me! Literally laughed hard at this, Mr Zebo caught you a whopper there @Looby&Lew xIndeed there isn't. Watch out!
Indeed, make sure he tucks your hoses in correctly...Gotta dash Hoover repair man arrived home. Might go see if he needs a hand or two!
Ciao for now!
@zebo yes of course, next will be making tools out of mixers.!
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zebo
@Admin i'm afraid poor @Looby&Lew will never be able to look at a whisk again without breaking into a sweat and her knees going wobbly
And what a tool she's so luckyI have however diagnosed my own particular Hoover issue and the tool required to fix it has taken the tool required to fix it elsewhere. Oops did I just post that on a public forum - meant to text him
Careful now the tools back home anyway a tool bag is useful its wh r e you keep things.now i was going to make a comment about 'tool bag' but i can't seem to phrase it right
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zebo
Home now only to find the domestic sex godess has not finished her alloted tasks blaming a faulty tool? Me or hover not yet sure I then find that she has been awarded a trophy for entertaining you lot I think hover was sabotaged in an alaborate but subtle plan to free her time.Will contact zebbo for advice on aproprait action.
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zebo
@Looby&Lew let me have your address and i will sent you a tens machine with nipple and labia electrodes
Home now only to find the domestic sex godess has not finished her alloted tasks blaming a faulty tool? Me or hover not yet sure I then find that she has been awarded a trophy for entertaining you lot I think hover was sabotaged in an alaborate but subtle plan to free her time.Will contact zebbo for advice on aproprait action.
Ahhhhh so.... The dearly beloved has been telling you she is partaking in the domestic goddess roles, when in reality has busy chatting here!?
Tut tut now there is a punishment due indeed...
At least you all knoow whom you chiting with by my pooor smelling sorry spelling haha so stop pickin on me loobyAhhhhh so.... The dearly beloved has been telling you she is partaking in the domestic goddess roles, when in reality has busy chatting here!?
Tut tut now there is a punishment due indeed...
I'm beginning to think that you're all a bunch of faulty tools with screws loose here there and everywhere. Now stop picking on me xAhhhhh so.... The dearly beloved has been telling you she is partaking in the domestic goddess roles, when in reality has busy chatting here!?
Tut tut now there is a punishment due indeed...
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zebo
@Looby&Lew i'd check the kitchen utensil drawer while you're at it, your other half was getting all hot and bothered while you were out, she might have resorted to using the chicken basting syringe for perverse acts of self gratification.
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zebo
She went very quiet, and came back feeling faint, always a bad sign, its either the chicken basting syringe or she's been sniffing the 'Mr.Muscle'