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@Looby&Lew just be grateful the hoovering was done ok. My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.
Ahahaha@Looby&Lew just be grateful the hoovering was done ok. My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.
Now starting to worry not posting any more of to start new threaadAha! Touché
Mmmmm starting to formulate a plan. Sod lemons think chillies!@Looby&Lew if you find a lemon juicer on the bedside table i would start to worry
He won't divorce me a) because I am domestic goddess and can fix the Hoover subject to suitable tools and b) because he wuvs me really!!!@Looby&Lew that sentence alone is grounds for divorce, i like your thinking though
AwwwwHe won't divorce me a) because I am domestic goddess and can fix the Hoover subject to suitable tools and b) because he wuvs me really!!!
I might be a witch but I'm not that mean. Anyway enough shooting the breeze, I've got to go and get myself gorgeous for the works Christmas do and it could take time. Can't rush perfection. X@Looby&Lew rub come chili into his bell end and watch that all change LOL
You certainly cannotI've got to go and get myself gorgeous for the works Christmas do and it could take time. Can't rush perfection. X
OMG this killed me.. As you know, we have featured threads running across the forums part of the site.
Well look at what I just saw, it couldn't have timed any more perfectly with Lee's recent avatar change
Don't shoot me, shoot the system...
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Especially for *anal* Lee Widnes
That's what killed me.. The timing couldn't have been better there
Very funny pmsl xxOMG this killed me.. As you know, we have featured threads running across the forums part of the site.
Well look at what I just saw, it couldn't have timed any more perfectly with Lee's recent avatar change
Don't shoot me, shoot the system...
@LeeWidnes
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