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Chat Crap Thread..

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zebo

now i was going to make a comment about 'tool bag' but i can't seem to phrase it right
 
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@Looby&Lew yeah . . . . thats what they all say at first, this time next year you will be suspended from the ceiling wrapped in cling film and wearing a butt plug
Stop now
@Looby&Lew yeah . . . . thats what they all say at first, this time next year you will be suspended from the ceiling wrapped in cling film and wearing a butt plug
Stop now before I end up agreeing with you. IT AIN'T NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!!!! Feeling faint now. X
 
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Thats caused by a rush of blood from your head to your erogenous zones, getting excited eh !
Do you know what you win! I'll let you have the last word on this occasion but I won't be making a habit of it.
 

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@Looby&Lew a freudian click eh, something as trivial as that is where it all starts, before long you'll be experimenting with clover clamps in unusual places

@Looby&Lew yeah . . . . thats what they all say at first, this time next year you will be suspended from the ceiling wrapped in cling film and wearing a butt plug

Ahaha killed me! Literally laughed hard at this, Mr Zebo caught you a whopper there @Looby&Lew x
 
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zebo

@Admin they all deny it at first, then they start experimenting, and after a month no kitchen implement is off limits
 
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Gotta dash Hoover repair man arrived home. Might go see if he needs a hand or two! catch you laters.x
 
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Gotta dash Hoover repair man arrived home. Might go see if he needs a hand or two! catch you laters.x
Indeed, make sure he tucks your hoses in correctly...
Ciao for now!

@zebo yes of course, next will be making tools out of mixers.!
 
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I have however diagnosed my own particular Hoover issue and the tool required to fix it has taken the tool required to fix it elsewhere. Oops did I just post that on a public forum - meant to text him
And what a tool she's so lucky
 
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Home now only to find the domestic sex godess has not finished her alloted tasks blaming a faulty tool? Me or hover not yet sure I then find that she has been awarded a trophy for entertaining you lot I think hover was sabotaged in an alaborate but subtle plan to free her time.Will contact zebbo for advice on aproprait action.
 
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Ahhhhh so.... The dearly beloved has been telling you she is partaking in the domestic goddess roles, when in reality has busy chatting here!?
Tut tut now there is a punishment due indeed...
 
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Ahhhhh so.... The dearly beloved has been telling you she is partaking in the domestic goddess roles, when in reality has busy chatting here!?
Tut tut now there is a punishment due indeed...
At least you all knoow whom you chiting with by my pooor smelling sorry spelling haha so stop pickin on me looby
 
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Ahhhhh so.... The dearly beloved has been telling you she is partaking in the domestic goddess roles, when in reality has busy chatting here!?
Tut tut now there is a punishment due indeed...
I'm beginning to think that you're all a bunch of faulty tools with screws loose here there and everywhere. Now stop picking on me x
 
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zebo

@Looby&Lew i'd check the kitchen utensil drawer while you're at it, your other half was getting all hot and bothered while you were out, she might have resorted to using the chicken basting syringe for perverse acts of self gratification.
 
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