Funny Sex Bloopers

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

So I'm sure we've all had something go horribly wrong during sex that made you laugh so much you thought you might wee. Cmon don't be shy...tell Auntie Di xx

Our was me and Mr M just about to get jiggy. Mr M reached for the lube and proceeded to lube up the foo foo. I start thinking hmmmmm this feels a bit warm... which quickly went to shit my foo foo is on fire. He'd only gone and lubed me up with ibuleve gel. Once he'd stopped laughing he helped me, little swine. I do not recommend anti inflammatory gel on ones foo foo. Xxxx

 

[2ofus]

Your poor foofoo .... I know its recovered, but I'm always available to kiss it better or run it better (or both) xxxx
B (just so you don't get confused which of us is chatting lol hahaha)

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Cmon B you must have some to tell......

And thanks lol. She's recovered now but bless ya....imagine deep heat on ya nether regions lol....ouchy xxx

 

[Pearls]

Omg @scrunchymuffet jeeeezzz here that is epic hahaha xx

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Omg @scrunchymuffet jeeeezzz here that is epic hahaha xx

It didn't feel epic at the time let me tell ya hahahah xxxx

 

[2ofus]

Omg @scrunchymuffet jeeeezzz here that is epic hahaha xx

EPIC is definitely the right word hahaha - I know "LOL" is often overused .... but I HONESTLY laughed out loud when I read that!!!

 

[Pearls]

It didn't feel epic at the time let me tell ya hahahah xxxx

Hahaha I bet, I had a similar experience with toothpaste, just don't ask... I thought my poor Lala was going to fall off xx

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

EPIC is definitely the right word hahaha - I know "LOL" is often overused .... but I HONESTLY laughed out loud when I read that!!!

Right enough laughing at my expense you pair lol....tell me your bloopers lol. Xxxx

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Hahaha I bet, I had a similar experience with toothpaste, just don't ask... I thought my poor Lala was going to fall off xx

Cmon @Pearls don't be shy...tell Auntie Di hahahaha xxxx

 

[2ofus]

We tried 'pop rocks' (or 'space dust'.. depending on what part of the world you're from) ... one tip ... it CAN be fun, but DON'T use any with CINNAMON in ... has a similar effect to CHILLI!!! (not a nice thing to do to a man ... makes him wonder if he's still going to BE a man afterwards!!!! )

 

[2ofus]

Right enough laughing at my expense you pair lol....tell me your bloopers lol. Xxxx

HEY - I offered to give your pretty little foofoo a (very belated) kiss better!!

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

We tried 'pop rocks' (or 'space dust'.. depending on what part of the world you're from) ... one tip ... it CAN be fun, but DON'T use any with CINNAMON in ... has a similar effect to CHILLI!!! (not a nice thing to do to a man ... makes him wonder if he's still going to BE a man afterwards!!!! )

Hahaha hahah and ouch! Sounds painful lol xx

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

HEY - I offered to give your pretty little foofoo a (very belated) kiss better!!

Hahahah you just want an excuse to kiss my foo foo hahahah xx

 

[2ofus]

Hahahah you just want an excuse to kiss my foo foo hahahah xx

well duuhhhh

 

[Pearls]

Cmon @Pearls don't be shy...tell Auntie Di hahahaha xxxx

Well same situation as you, dark room, apparently toothpaste can be quite sensual, Admin chucked the whole tube, I was bouncing on the bed like Zebbedie hahahaha

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Well same situation as you, dark room, apparently toothpaste can be quite sensual, Admin chucked the whole tube, I was bouncing on the bed like Zebbedie hahahaha

Hahahhah hah Oh my Lord pmsl. You don't recommend it then? Hahahah hahaha. Bloody hurts don't it? Bet @Admin found it highly hilarious too lol xxx

 

[2ofus]

Well same situation as you, dark room, apparently toothpaste can be quite sensual, Admin chucked the whole tube, I was bouncing on the bed like Zebbedie hahahaha

BOING !!!!!!!

 

[Pearls]

Hahahhah hah Oh my Lord pmsl. You don't recommend it then? Hahahah hahaha. Bloody hurts don't it? Bet @Admin found it highly hilarious too lol xxx

He shit him self... The only solution was make him lick it off xxx

 

[2ofus]

well duuhhhh

Looking forward to our trip to Derbyshire, as soon as L's new manager sorts out the rota !

 

[Pearls]

BOING !!!!!!!

Bloody boing you xx

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

He shit him self... The only solution was make him lick it off xxx

Hahahah good work. Maybe the pan is worth the pleasure then?? Hahaha hahaha xx x

 

[2ofus]

He shit him self... The only solution was make him lick it off xxx

Oh the poor hard done-by bugger .... I can think of about 30 blokes at the VA who would have volunteered for THAT particular "chore" if they'd been there!

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Looking forward to our trip to Derbyshire, as soon as L's new manager sorts out the rota !

Lol let us know B xxx

 

[2ofus]

Bloody boing you xx

I was only quoting Zebedie

 

[2ofus]

Lol let us know B xxx

Oh I will - we're both looking forward to it - massively xxxx