Funny Sex Bloopers

[Pearls]

Hahahah good work. Maybe the pan is worth the pleasure then?? Hahaha hahaha xx x

Don't even try it... You feel like your minge is being frozen

 

[Pearls]

I was only quoting Zebedie

You nutter xx

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

So I'm sure we've all had something go horribly wrong during sex that made you laugh so much you thought you might wee. Cmon don't be shy...tell Auntie Di xx

Our was me and Mr M just about to get jiggy. Mr M reached for the lube and proceeded to lube up the foo foo. I start thinking hmmmmm this feels a bit warm... which quickly went to shit my foo foo is on fire. He'd only gone and lubed me up with ibuleve gel. Once he'd stopped laughing he helped me, little swine. I do not recommend anti inflammatory gel on ones foo foo. Xxxx

in my defence i hadn't got my glasses on at the time but i have to admit i couldn't stop laughing. Mr Muffet

 

[2ofus]

Don't even try it... You feel like your minge is being frozen

"....Do you wanna build a snow-minge.... come on let's go and play ...." hahahahah

 

[Pearls]

"....Do you wanna build a snow-minge.... come on let's go and play ...." hahahahah

Noooooo never again xx

 

[2ofus]

You nutter xx

Appropriate that after he said that, he added "time for bed" ....

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Don't even try it... You feel like your minge is being frozen

Better than burning hahahahaha. Yes you Mr M you were virtually rollover G around the floor while I had my ass up in the air waving it around trying to cool it down. Xxxx

 

[2ofus]

Better than burning hahahahaha. Yes you Mr M you were virtually rollover G around the floor while I had my ass up in the air waving it around trying to cool it down. Xxxx

well now you know ... IF he ever makes the same mistake again ... tell him to cover your foofoo in toothpaste!! Oh I AM a helpful bloke!!

 

[Pearls]

Better than burning hahahahaha. Yes you Mr M you were virtually rollover G around the floor while I had my ass up in the air waving it around trying to cool it down. Xxxx

Hahaha omg

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

well now you know ... IF he ever makes the same mistake again ... tell him to cover your foofoo in toothpaste!! Oh I AM a helpful bloke!!

Hahahah hahah pmsl good tip hahaha hah xxx

 

[2ofus]

Better than burning hahahahaha. Yes you Mr M you were virtually rollover G around the floor while I had my ass up in the air waving it around trying to cool it down. Xxxx

Sorry ... but I just can't help imagining you doing that whilst covered in blue feathers!!!

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Sorry ... but I just can't help imagining you doing that whilst covered in blue feathers!!!

Don't you start! Lol. The blue feathers thing will not be repeated hahahhah a xxx

 

[Colchesternewbieswingers]

Toothpaste is awesome for men, but for women!!! :O

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Toothpaste is awesome for men, but for women!!! :O

@Pearls there you go. You should have used it on Admin instead lol xxx

 

[Pearls]

@Pearls there you go. You should have used it on Admin instead lol xxx

He would have gone mad

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

He would have gone mad

Hahaha hahahahaha has would have been funny though lol xxx

 

[Pearls]

Hahaha hahahahaha has would have been funny though lol xxx

Shall I try it

 

[Scrunchy&Muffet]

Shall I try it

Yeah go on....but can you video it please hahahah haha xxxxx

 

[Pearls]

Yeah go on....but can you video it please hahahah haha xxxxx

A little welsh ninja jumping around with his bits in agony....Yea go on then

 

[Therapon]

What an epic thread, I'm actually crying with laughter this is soooooooo funny

 

[Pearls]

Its sooooo funny

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

i was at a party and a guy decided he,d like an impromto bj from me with a mouth full of neat whiskey he screamed i spat it everywhere laughing while he danced about rubbing his cock safe to say he veered clear of me after that

 

[Pearls]

i was at a party and a guy decided he,d like an impromto bj from me with a mouth full of neat whiskey he screamed i spat it everywhere laughing while he danced about rubbing his cock safe to say he veered clear of me after that

Hahaha brilliant xxx

 

[Therapon]

I begining to think there are a few people here I might just need to keep clear of.

@legseleven there are no excuses for wasting a good whiskey.

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

I begining to think there are a few people here I might just need to keep clear of.

@legseleven there are no excuses for wasting a good whiskey.

i did try to swallow but omg to funny sorry