God everyone is nuts this morningi did try to swallow but omg to funny sorry
says the biggest culprit on site hahaGod everyone is nuts this morning
Moi.... Oh I say, normal me just normalsays the biggest culprit on site haha
You make me laugh Miss Minxy Muffet, you go but come back with in a min... You luvs us@legseleven omg hahaha hahah love that. I completely agree don't waste alcohol lol hahahaha xxxx
You make me laugh Miss Minxy Muffet, you go but come back with in a min... You luvs usxx
Hahaha I bloody knew itIve done a bit of cleaning but yeah I've gotta admit I do loves it here mwaaaaah xxxxxx
Hahaha I bloody knew it
Beds are over there... SeeI can't stay away....just find me a bed in the corner and I'll stay lol xxx
Come ereOoooh nice bum hahahah xxx
Well hurry up thenxx
I bloody know MissBe glad you live so far away pearly wurly else I'd be there lol xxxx
I bloody know Miss
Haha you live with @Admin you cant be normal lol xxMoi.... Oh I say, normal me just normal
Shuffle over im getting in anyone else want to share a bed with scrunchy and me first come first served hehe xxI can't stay away....just find me a bed in the corner and I'll stay lol xxx
Not so much a sex blooper, per se, but when we were in Ibiza, a few years back, we decided to take advantage of the nearest nude beach. We got to the beach to find it packed with 'textiles' so, acting upon information received from Google, we walked to the northern end of the beach. After a good 20 minute's walk, we found a spot which was sparsely populated with a few naked folks. As we made camp with our towels and bags, Lis decided she wanted a drink and set back off down the beach to the bar that was near where we'd first arrived. As she disappeared, I bit the bullet and stripped off. Now, I'm no fool and the thought of the Balearic sun burning my, er, more sensitive areas made me search in the bags for some suntan lotion, which I found and applied liberally all over myself, paying special attention to my cock and balls. I then laid back to catch some rays, while the beach filled up. I heard a few sniggers from passers-by but I put that down to me being a fat, pink blob on a beach full of bronzed beauties. Eventually, Lis returned with beer - and tears rolling down her face from laughter! Now... I know that suntan lotion comes in different strengths - I never realised that some of it had gold glitter in it!!! I'd been bloody lying there looking like a melted OscarTalk about Goldenballs
The worst thing was that it was waterproof, so NO amount of dips in the sea would shift the bloody stuff
Naturally, Lis was not in the least bit sympathetic and spent the whole afternoon peeing herself laughing.
Shuffle over im getting in anyone else want to share a bed with scrunchy and me first come first served hehe xx
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