Ooh i love parties yippee xxOooh are we having a party? Yayyyy xxxxx
Ooh i love parties yippee xx
That's fantasticNot so much a sex blooper, per se, but when we were in Ibiza, a few years back, we decided to take advantage of the nearest nude beach. We got to the beach to find it packed with 'textiles' so, acting upon information received from Google, we walked to the northern end of the beach. After a good 20 minute's walk, we found a spot which was sparsely populated with a few naked folks. As we made camp with our towels and bags, Lis decided she wanted a drink and set back off down the beach to the bar that was near where we'd first arrived. As she disappeared, I bit the bullet and stripped off. Now, I'm no fool and the thought of the Balearic sun burning my, er, more sensitive areas made me search in the bags for some suntan lotion, which I found and applied liberally all over myself, paying special attention to my cock and balls. I then laid back to catch some rays, while the beach filled up. I heard a few sniggers from passers-by but I put that down to me being a fat, pink blob on a beach full of bronzed beauties. Eventually, Lis returned with beer - and tears rolling down her face from laughter! Now... I know that suntan lotion comes in different strengths - I never realised that some of it had gold glitter in it!!! I'd been bloody lying there looking like a melted OscarTalk about Goldenballs
The worst thing was that it was waterproof, so NO amount of dips in the sea would shift the bloody stuff
Naturally, Lis was not in the least bit sympathetic and spent the whole afternoon peeing herself laughing.
Well thanks!Haha you live with @Admin you cant be normal lol xx
Insatiable you are..Me too lol. We just need a few more willing victims now lol xxxx
Not so much a sex blooper, per se, but when we were in Ibiza, a few years back, we decided to take advantage of the nearest nude beach. We got to the beach to find it packed with 'textiles' so, acting upon information received from Google, we walked to the northern end of the beach. After a good 20 minute's walk, we found a spot which was sparsely populated with a few naked folks. As we made camp with our towels and bags, Lis decided she wanted a drink and set back off down the beach to the bar that was near where we'd first arrived. As she disappeared, I bit the bullet and stripped off. Now, I'm no fool and the thought of the Balearic sun burning my, er, more sensitive areas made me search in the bags for some suntan lotion, which I found and applied liberally all over myself, paying special attention to my cock and balls. I then laid back to catch some rays, while the beach filled up. I heard a few sniggers from passers-by but I put that down to me being a fat, pink blob on a beach full of bronzed beauties. Eventually, Lis returned with beer - and tears rolling down her face from laughter! Now... I know that suntan lotion comes in different strengths - I never realised that some of it had gold glitter in it!!! I'd been bloody lying there looking like a melted OscarTalk about Goldenballs
The worst thing was that it was waterproof, so NO amount of dips in the sea would shift the bloody stuff
Naturally, Lis was not in the least bit sympathetic and spent the whole afternoon peeing herself laughing.
Erm your not kidding.. poor woman!!That's fantasticGoldfinger badadadadaaa he's the man... the man with a midas touch..
Well thanks!
True thoughx
Its hard bloody work I tell yaHaha you live with @Admin you cant be normal lol xx
Not so much a sex blooper, per se, but when we were in Ibiza, a few years back, we decided to take advantage of the nearest nude beach. We got to the beach to find it packed with 'textiles' so, acting upon information received from Google, we walked to the northern end of the beach. After a good 20 minute's walk, we found a spot which was sparsely populated with a few naked folks. As we made camp with our towels and bags, Lis decided she wanted a drink and set back off down the beach to the bar that was near where we'd first arrived. As she disappeared, I bit the bullet and stripped off. Now, I'm no fool and the thought of the Balearic sun burning my, er, more sensitive areas made me search in the bags for some suntan lotion, which I found and applied liberally all over myself, paying special attention to my cock and balls. I then laid back to catch some rays, while the beach filled up. I heard a few sniggers from passers-by but I put that down to me being a fat, pink blob on a beach full of bronzed beauties. Eventually, Lis returned with beer - and tears rolling down her face from laughter! Now... I know that suntan lotion comes in different strengths - I never realised that some of it had gold glitter in it!!! I'd been bloody lying there looking like a melted OscarTalk about Goldenballs
The worst thing was that it was waterproof, so NO amount of dips in the sea would shift the bloody stuff
Naturally, Lis was not in the least bit sympathetic and spent the whole afternoon peeing herself laughing.
So I'm sure we've all had something go horribly wrong during sex that made you laugh so much you thought you might wee. Cmon don't be shy...tell Auntie Di xx
Our was me and Mr M just about to get jiggy. Mr M reached for the lube and proceeded to lube up the foo foo. I start thinking hmmmmm this feels a bit warm... which quickly went to shit my foo foo is on fire. He'd only gone and lubed me up with ibuleve gel. Once he'd stopped laughing he helped me, little swine. I do not recommend anti inflammatory gel on ones foo foo. Xxxx
is that like Deep Heat???
God everyone is nuts this morning
I've let out a little trump while Mr was doing his business down below. Not my sexist momentx
gone with the wind springs to mind hahaErm don't know what to say to that actually x
So I'm sure we've all had something go horribly wrong during sex that made you laugh so much you thought you might wee. Cmon don't be shy...tell Auntie Di xx
Our was me and Mr M just about to get jiggy. Mr M reached for the lube and proceeded to lube up the foo foo. I start thinking hmmmmm this feels a bit warm... which quickly went to shit my foo foo is on fire. He'd only gone and lubed me up with ibuleve gel. Once he'd stopped laughing he helped me, little swine. I do not recommend anti inflammatory gel on ones foo foo. Xxxx
It's funny thinking about it now and I always tell people. The meet was awful though!Sorry but this made me choke on my wine lol........and my nunu to shrink into itself lol x
I've broken the base on my divan! Luckily it's at the bottom, so not really noticeable . Got the money for a new bed, but bedroom needs 10 skips to get rid of the shite!We thought we broke the bed until we found it had been bodged up by Nigels' son.....
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