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Scrunchy&Muffet
That's fantasticNot so much a sex blooper, per se, but when we were in Ibiza, a few years back, we decided to take advantage of the nearest nude beach. We got to the beach to find it packed with 'textiles' so, acting upon information received from Google, we walked to the northern end of the beach. After a good 20 minute's walk, we found a spot which was sparsely populated with a few naked folks. As we made camp with our towels and bags, Lis decided she wanted a drink and set back off down the beach to the bar that was near where we'd first arrived. As she disappeared, I bit the bullet and stripped off. Now, I'm no fool and the thought of the Balearic sun burning my, er, more sensitive areas made me search in the bags for some suntan lotion, which I found and applied liberally all over myself, paying special attention to my cock and balls. I then laid back to catch some rays, while the beach filled up. I heard a few sniggers from passers-by but I put that down to me being a fat, pink blob on a beach full of bronzed beauties. Eventually, Lis returned with beer - and tears rolling down her face from laughter! Now... I know that suntan lotion comes in different strengths - I never realised that some of it had gold glitter in it!!! I'd been bloody lying there looking like a melted OscarTalk about Goldenballs
The worst thing was that it was waterproof, so NO amount of dips in the sea would shift the bloody stuff
Naturally, Lis was not in the least bit sympathetic and spent the whole afternoon peeing herself laughing.
Well thanks!
True though
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meet_the_fockers
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meet_the_fockers
Not so much a sex blooper, per se, but when we were in Ibiza, a few years back, we decided to take advantage of the nearest nude beach. We got to the beach to find it packed with 'textiles' so, acting upon information received from Google, we walked to the northern end of the beach. After a good 20 minute's walk, we found a spot which was sparsely populated with a few naked folks. As we made camp with our towels and bags, Lis decided she wanted a drink and set back off down the beach to the bar that was near where we'd first arrived. As she disappeared, I bit the bullet and stripped off. Now, I'm no fool and the thought of the Balearic sun burning my, er, more sensitive areas made me search in the bags for some suntan lotion, which I found and applied liberally all over myself, paying special attention to my cock and balls. I then laid back to catch some rays, while the beach filled up. I heard a few sniggers from passers-by but I put that down to me being a fat, pink blob on a beach full of bronzed beauties. Eventually, Lis returned with beer - and tears rolling down her face from laughter! Now... I know that suntan lotion comes in different strengths - I never realised that some of it had gold glitter in it!!! I'd been bloody lying there looking like a melted OscarTalk about Goldenballs
The worst thing was that it was waterproof, so NO amount of dips in the sea would shift the bloody stuff
Naturally, Lis was not in the least bit sympathetic and spent the whole afternoon peeing herself laughing.
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meet_the_fockers
Erm your not kidding.. poor woman!!That's fantasticGoldfinger badadadadaaa he's the man... the man with a midas touch..
Well thanks!
True thoughx
Now THAT is funny!! Sorry .. I DO empathise, it's just that I'm empathising through eyes full of tears, and a mouthful of inane cackling right now!!!
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Mr_Ian2
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Scrunchy&Muffet
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Scrunchy&Muffet
Yeah was the face my other half pulled too lol. Whilst I was trying to cool down my foo foo xxx
"This morning" ... you said ... just WHO on here ISN'T nuts EVERY morning ?????
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Hollynys
Had a similar situation with Durex Tingle....not sure why, it must have been a dodgy batch but I was literally on fire.....not pleasant.
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Deleted member 1402
on a meet, a guy put vicks vapour rub on my butt hole......talk about ring of fire! The whole meet was a disaster and I stopped seeing single guys for 2 years!
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Deleted member 1402
It's funny thinking about it now and I always tell people. The meet was awful though!
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NigelandJulie
We thought we broke the bed until we found it had been bodged up by Nigels' son.....
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Deleted member 1402
I've broken the base on my divan! Luckily it's at the bottom, so not really noticeable . Got the money for a new bed, but bedroom needs 10 skips to get rid of the shite!