What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ??
Hold on to your nuts this is no ordinary blow job ....
tut tutWhat is hard and pink when it goes in soft and wet when it comes out ??
Bubblegum you dirty minded pervert
naughty!!Why did God create the orgasm ? So women can moan even when they are happy ...
love it! Keep them coming!:bj1:men have two emotions : hungry and horny if you see me without an erection make me a sandwich ..
true!whats the difference between a g spot and a golf ball ,a guy will actually search for a golf ball
I've see a guy use this as his username on a different site!what do you call a lesbian dinosaur ?
lick -a lotta- puss
Man walks into the bar he was at the night previously, goes up to the barman and says "Hey, that alcohol you sold me last night made me blow chunks."
So the barman frowns, looks confused and replies, "Well sometimes alcohol makes you blow chunks, it's nothing to worry about."
The guy shakes his head, "No no no, you don't understand. See, chunks is my dog."
oldie goldie!whats long hard and full of semen ? a submarine
they get worse !!!oldie goldie!
how do you make your girlfriend scream during sex ?
call her and tell her about it
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