I prefer filth if it’s all the same. Dirty implies I am less than clean and I am squeaky!Dirty you are.
I prefer filth if it’s all the same. Dirty implies I am less than clean and I am squeaky!Dirty you are.
Filthy haminal.. i used to work with a man who squeaked when he walked.. or is it squaked?I prefer filth if it’s all the same. Dirty implies I am less than clean and I am squeaky!
Well fook me. Ello.If someone doesn’t sleep with me soon Donald Trump is going to be the least of your worries.
That’s what I call a warning.... (any similarities to a desperate plea for attention are unintended. All rights reserved)
Well fook me. Ello.
Well about bleedin' time! You'd swear you'd travelled across to another hemisphere, or something!Ella. Just trying to keep the place classy. Happy to help
Filthy haminal.. i used to work with a man who squeaked when he walked.. or is it squaked?
Think it was his shoe though.
Well about bleedin' time! You'd swear you'd travelled across to another hemisphere, or something!
Good to see you
Always have nibbles... xMight come and see you soon. If you have nibbles x
This totally applies to single gents and ladies too - don't ever lower your standards for anything or anyone. People either accept you for you, or they don't!You know... let's be open about something. We don't really look to meet single guys. You're all lovely and we admire all of you: single guys, girls, couples - whatever... but we recently offered a weekend to a single gent here, which is something we'd never usually do, and we were knocked back.
It's a case of, I think, you can't please em all. Some couples seek the unicorn - we're happy and privileged to have met many. For our own pleasure as well as hers.
Whomever comes with us (pun intended ) is always treated as part of our relationship, because ultimately for that evening, day, weekend - that's exactly what they are; part of our relationship for however long. We will talk n fuck and reminisce over these things.
But when you get a knock back, which we all do, it makes you think "why".
Are you not good looking enough?
Maybe not bi enough...
Perhaps not straight enough?
But whoever you are, whatever you have to offer, sometimes it doesn't happen because it's not meant to.
My point here is this. You may open the doors for single guys, unicorns or couples to come and have intimate times with you and fun. But it doesn't mean you will always get what you want or they will.
So perseverance is the key to success.
Eventually, you will all find what you are looking for. Sometimes you need to look harder.... and so do they... x
Life would be boring otherwise. :ninja:
You know... let's be open about something. We don't really look to meet single guys. You're all lovely and we admire all of you: single guys, girls, couples - whatever... but we recently offered a weekend to a single gent here, which is something we'd never usually do, and we were knocked back.
It's a case of, I think, you can't please em all. Some couples seek the unicorn - we're happy and privileged to have met many. For our own pleasure as well as hers.
Whomever comes with us (pun intended ) is always treated as part of our relationship, because ultimately for that evening, day, weekend - that's exactly what they are; part of our relationship for however long. We will talk n fuck and reminisce over these things.
But when you get a knock back, which we all do, it makes you think "why".
Are you not good looking enough?
Maybe not bi enough...
Perhaps not straight enough?
But whoever you are, whatever you have to offer, sometimes it doesn't happen because it's not meant to.
My point here is this. You may open the doors for single guys, unicorns or couples to come and have intimate times with you and fun. But it doesn't mean you will always get what you want or they will.
So perseverance is the key to success.
Eventually, you will all find what you are looking for. Sometimes you need to look harder.... and so do they... x
Life would be boring otherwise. :ninja:
We don't but we offered this particular time and he said he was busy! Shame really as he really IS someone you want to spend a weekend with. We definitely don't meet single guys (fuckin' hate the pigeon holing thing going on) - but he was asked to come here man. and for a reason... We're not something or anything special, just asked for some time. it is what it is. Sometimes we're just not compatible.What a numpty he must have been. Still at least you tried. It’s a shame you don’t meet single guys.... my search continues
We don't but we offered this particular time and he said he was busy! Shame really as he really IS someone you want to spend a weekend with. We definitely don't meet single guys (fuckin' hate the pigeon holing thing going on) - but he was asked to come here man. and for a reason... We're not something or anything special, just asked for some time. it is what it is. Sometimes we're just not compatible.
It is! Blimey.... how perceptive are you!?I mean that’s a lot of maybes.
Yes yes.
What Neil didn't realise when he finally said he is lending me to @Ambrosial and not selling me is I was looking for a box big enough to send me in all gift wrapped with a bow to his choosing , I'm all up for being lent to @Ambrosial I mean who wouldn't
Vxxx
Hmm x
you beast of a man you!Promise me one thing... we break the bed.... I love busting beds
Promise me one thing... we break the bed.... I love busting beds
Wow...Well saidYou know... let's be open about something. We don't really look to meet single guys. You're all lovely and we admire all of you: single guys, girls, couples - whatever... but we recently offered a weekend to a single gent here, which is something we'd never usually do, and we were knocked back.
It's a case of, I think, you can't please em all. Some couples seek the unicorn - we're happy and privileged to have met many. For our own pleasure as well as hers.
Whomever comes with us (pun intended ) is always treated as part of our relationship, because ultimately for that evening, day, weekend - that's exactly what they are; part of our relationship for however long. We will talk n fuck and reminisce over these things.
But when you get a knock back, which we all do, it makes you think "why".
Are you not good looking enough?
Maybe not bi enough...
Perhaps not straight enough?
But whoever you are, whatever you have to offer, sometimes it doesn't happen because it's not meant to.
My point here is this. You may open the doors for single guys, unicorns or couples to come and have intimate times with you and fun. But it doesn't mean you will always get what you want or they will.
So perseverance is the key to success.
Eventually, you will all find what you are looking for. Sometimes you need to look harder.... and so do they... x
Life would be boring otherwise. :ninja:
I never got no messageQuick bump. Get those messages going x