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...or get your head round on swingers sites.

Gaping arse holes. I once messaged a TV to say I loved her pics and she asked me about the gaping one and I admitted I didn't like it and I'd shove my foot up it. She laughed and showed me a picture of a woman in her stockings with her foot right up there.
She said her next goal was to get 2 in! :eek:
Totally perplexed me, but 2 years down the line of weekly meets, guess what I ended up doing? Sticking my right foot up there with s latex stocking on.:oops::rofl:
 
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Close up of men's urethra. If ya don't want me to stick at least a 15mm sounding rod down there, then I don't wanna see it!
 
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The term BBW. Although I do use it to label myself as people have a go at me if I put fat or super morbidly obese.
Beautiful is very subjective, ask any long standing members!

The term BBC. Guys, I'm sure you're more than a cock!
 
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Sammy said:
What's the benifit to the recipient
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Although can’t recall circumstances I have to admit I had heard about this and did experiment once...with a cotton bud.
Was definitely a sensation and although not unpleasant (opposite) not something I have repeated again (yet lol)
 
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Sammy said:
I'll take your word

People change their mind bout things ... never say never
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With experts advising that we shouldn’t use buds in our ears anymore you could be right...we need to work out what else to do with them haha
 
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VoluptuousVixen said:
...or get your head round on swingers sites.

Gaping arse holes. I once messaged a TV to say I loved her pics and she asked me about the gaping one and I admitted I didn't like it and I'd shove my foot up it. She laughed and showed me a picture of a woman in her stockings with her foot right up there.
She said her next goal was to get 2 in! :eek:
Totally perplexed me, but 2 years down the line of weekly meets, guess what I ended up doing? Sticking my right foot up there with s latex stocking on.:oops::rofl:
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Talk about knee deep :rofl:

Errmm...
Sydney University bullshit blurb.
Single men we will find you if we want you (subhuman now are they?)
Uber swingers
Peeps who take stunning, amazing, alluring and hot pics, like slinky legs, chest, muscles, boobies...but then exchange face pics and you're met with faces only a mother could love. (What gives there? It's almost deception) :cautious:
Sky remote and lynx can comparison.
Infected dick pics :confused: :censored:
Stretching
Bottles inserted in anus/vagina...
10' high, 3' wide black dildos and butt plugs :eek:
Shall I continue? :rofl:

Thought I'd seen it all until not so long back when I saw an image of a bloke ejaculating into a fkin frying pan. :sick:
 
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total mystery

all the blokes will silently agree but never break the silence because of the repercusions
 
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Lips_Pearls said:
Talk about knee deep :rofl:

Errmm...
Sydney University bullshit blurb.
Single men we will find you if we want you (subhuman now are they?)
Uber swingers
Peeps who take stunning, amazing, alluring and hot pics, like slinky legs, chest, muscles, boobies...but then exchange face pics and you're met with faces only a mother could love. (What gives there? It's almost deception) :cautious:
Sky remote and lynx can comparison.
Infected dick pics :confused: :censored:
Stretching
Bottles inserted in anus/vagina...
10' high, 3' wide black dildos and butt plugs :eek:
Shall I continue? :rofl:

Thought I'd seen it all until not so long back when I saw an image of a bloke ejaculating into a fkin frying pan. :sick:
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Yaaas to all this, but the guy I used to fist and foot, I used humongous toys on him and loved it.

Yes to the people only a mother could love.
 
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When couples have zero pics of the bloke, yet they play as a pair. That really grinds my gears.
Had this the other day, I asked for a pic of Mr, was told he was to shy, so I replied that he must be too shy to swing!
If you want me to meet you both, I'd like to see you both!
 
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When couples have zero pics of the bloke, yet they play as a pair. That really grinds my gears.
Had this the other day, I asked for a pic of Mr, was told he was to shy, so I replied that he must be too shy to swing!
If you want me to meet you both, I'd like to see you both!
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This is par for the course and, let's face it, the female in the couple is usually the bait. You're not gonna get hits off the hubby.

But it is a bit weird when you're chatting to a petticoat and find out it's him all along.

I dunno.
 
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