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Vanezza

Vanezza

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Bloke on another site can't believe that i don't want his 9" penis :eek: I was half tempted to say where are you measuring from China perhaps :rofl:

Vxxx
 
Pearls

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Lips_Pearls said:
Single men we will find you if we want you (subhuman now are they?)
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This for me is the worst, if that guy did get looked up by that person then if I was the guy, I would say it right back.
Can you imagine if it was a guy saying this about couples or ladies, they would be shot down in flames.
There are plenty of ways to word things and this is one of them. Appalling behaviour
 
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DiamondJoe

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I don't understand profiles that send a message/offer and then delete, like, an hour later.

Oh, ok. Bye, then?

No idea who you are/were...
 
Pearls

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DiamondJoe said:
I don't understand profiles that send a message/offer and then delete, like, an hour later.

Oh, ok. Bye, then?

No idea who you are/were...
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I had a message the other day off a guy, he said..
Hi gorgeous
me.. Hi how are you.

No reply for days and he is active, then out of the blue another message
Hi gorgeous
me.. Hi how are you again

No reply again for days and yes he is still active.. You see where this is going?
So this morning

Hi Gorgeous
Me.. Are you stuck in a revolving door by any chance?

Still no reply so I shall wait patiently and look forward to the next
Hi gorgeous Tomorrow :palm:
 
DiamondJoe

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Pearls said:
I had a message the other day off a guy, he said..
Hi gorgeous
me.. Hi how are you.

No reply for days and he is active, then out of the blue another message
Hi gorgeous
me.. Hi how are you again

No reply again for days and yes he is still active.. You see where this is going?
So this morning

Hi Gorgeous
Me.. Are you stuck in a revolving door by any chance?

Still no reply so I shall wait patiently and look forward to the next
Hi gorgeous Tomorrow :palm:
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LOLS

I'm dreadful with ones like that - "Try proper sentences :)" or "If you ask the same question ONE more time I WILL block you" (I never block but they aren't to know)
 
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Pearls

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DiamondJoe said:
LOLS

I'm dreadful with ones like that - "Try proper sentences :)" or "If you ask the same question ONE more time I WILL block you" (I never block but they aren't to know)
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I got better buttons than that :whistle::eek::D
 
Lovernotfighter

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DiamondJoe said:
I don't understand profiles that send a message/offer and then delete, like, an hour later.

Oh, ok. Bye, then?

No idea who you are/were...
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Ohhhh that reminds me,
A long time ago on a website far far away the was a profile I came across that had rules for friend requests,
Rule that went something like this
1. Incoming friend requests will be ignored
2. People I 'talk' with my get a friend request from me
3. Friend requests must be accepted within an hour of sending
4. Anyone else that ignores my friend request will be blocked
 
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DiamondJoe

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Lovernotfighter said:
Ohhhh that reminds me,
A long time ago on a website far far away the was a profile I came across that had rules for friend requests,
Rule that went something like this
1. Incoming friend requests will be ignored
2. People I 'talk' with my get a friend request from me
3. Friend requests must be accepted within an hour of sending
4. Anyone else that ignores my friend request will be blocked
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I cba...

Some people!

:D
 
DiamondJoe

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Or the one's that write War & Peace on their profile page... reams of likes and dislikes, the kind of thing that makes you wonder if there's anyone on the planet who might match... "And if you've read this all the way to the bottom you're probably the kind of shmuck I'm into. Reply using form 3A attaching a selection of dick pics."

:palm:
 
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Ahabs

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VoluptuousVixen said:
The term BBW. Although I do use it to label myself as people have a go at me if I put fat or super morbidly obese.
Beautiful is very subjective, ask any long standing members!

The term BBC. Guys, I'm sure you're more than a cock!
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I hear this all the time, I'm definitely more than a cock! The number of times I've messaged someone and they reply "Sorry, not into BBC". I get what they're saying, black guys aren't their preference. The problem is when "black guy" and "BBC" are used interchangeably. Firstly, I don;t count myself as "BBC" as I'm not built like one (shame to say but hey ho), and secondly, I;m more than just a cock: I thought its what's on the other end (the other 200 lbs of me) that mattered.

In fact, I'm considering the next itme someone replies to me "sorry, not into BBC" I might reply "that;s ok, I don't want a hole either" :)
 
DiamondJoe

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Lovernotfighter said:
You have no idea how much I love the belting voice of Aretha Franklin
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Me too. But it's the wrong answer.

Sorry hun, I guess we're not compatible. xx

*sound of klaxons*

[YOU HAVE NOW BEEN BLOCKED.
THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REPLY OR YOU
WILL BE BLOCKED AGAIN AND YOUR
DICK PICS HUNG FROM THE YARDARM.
HAVE A NICE DAY]
 
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