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MickeyBlueBalls
Ford Blueballs.
Mark 1
First registered 1974 (now eligible for classic insurance)
One recklace owner.
One or two spare tyres.
Ball bearings need replacement - they're blue.
Comes well equipped.
Sporty exhaust (larger than standard)
Shitloads of dents and scratches.
Slightly large fuel tank
Only leaks when you rag it.
Moderate alcohol consumption
Good mileage for years.
First to see will buy
Price = £ yours for a bag of chips and a pint. Otherwise open to rediculous offers.
Bargain!
Mark 1
First registered 1974 (now eligible for classic insurance)
One recklace owner.
One or two spare tyres.
Ball bearings need replacement - they're blue.
Comes well equipped.
Sporty exhaust (larger than standard)
Shitloads of dents and scratches.
Slightly large fuel tank
Only leaks when you rag it.
Moderate alcohol consumption
Good mileage for years.
First to see will buy
Price = £ yours for a bag of chips and a pint. Otherwise open to rediculous offers.
Bargain!