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Quick update;
Time to update the family tree peeps!! x
Also this list is extremely challenging to do, so if I missed anyone; I apologise. It's not intentional. Just say, and I will add you
-Okay so Sexy Peeps, @Pearls and I were talking this morning over our coffee, and we decided that mind-mapping you all - as we do, yes genuinely, we can actually create somewhat of a family tree.
Bearing in mind not only do we know almost every member we have here, we also have been fortunate enough to get to know your on-screen persona's too.
This puts us into the position of being able to form a mind-map of you all, hence our SS Family Tree.
Now, we will endeavour to do our best here - if we forget anyone, trust me it's not intentional.
It has taken a bit of thought to do this but it's not exhaustive just as families are not.
M'kay now I've covered my arse here goes.....
Parents
Papa @Admin Mamma @Pearls
Big (but nawty) Sis
You know the one, always bails you out when you need lipgloss, a fag or a tenner @meet_the_fockers
The children
@Therapon @SexyTatts & @meandlis
As with all children, some are more demanding than others, some lovable rogues- but your family wouldn't work without them.
Godparents -
Friendly, will look after you and will take care of you when you die!! It's @The-A-Team !!
Grandparents
@Steed99 - Grampa Steedhe's gonna love me for this one...
The NAWTY Cousins
(bet all you other naughty buggers wished you went into this one didn't ya!?) These are the ones who you know, bugger off anywhere - everywhere, do anything, get into all sorts of bloody mischief - ANY opportunity is an opportunity to get pissed, and by the end of the night they're either chatting birds up at the bar, or have their knickers down their ankles - yes we all know the type.. Anyway,
@Littlelee71 - @Leather & @Lace - @Looby&Lew - - - @TaurinandThalia - @dirtywmam @AstralLove - @Findaswingersclub - @Vex @mrandmrspink @Pilipala81 - @Kat - @Miss-Sexy-Legs - @Easymodesa - @Stuart_69- @NigelandJulie - @busty_n_lusty - @Trevor -- added as mentioned; - @Hornycouple0613 @Captain-Smith-and-Lady-Jane @Fortynflirty @VoluptuousVixen @LadyLily @uk2002 @TattyB @EvilS (he's all growed up now)
@Charlia @mrclouse @Terryg
@blondie.and.dagwood @BlondieandD @Chellsterfem @peakcouple @Mr_and_Mrs_Marmite @logistical_nightmares @BlancoGoGo @Mr&MrsIntrigued @Mr&Mrs_Emerald @louise1970 @Emmatvessex @Bump-n-Grind @Chopp
@5-Times! << definitely naughty!
@SarahD72 @sugarhorse @Haitink @SteLinda @MickeyBlueBalls @Marcus @Juicy @Beds_Bi @young&hung @Singer-swinger @jonandluce @Colin @Stew @Brumcouple2013 @Two4Tango
@Free-lover1
@Sexidancers @SMJB @hunnypumpkin @anniefanniewannie22 @Jess&Dan @New_Hampshire_Couple @BucksGuy @sexyass2 @sexyslutha3 @koyosho @Funseekers @FunTime45 @ABCambs @CPLfromPL @BoltonBiFemCpl @nightowl30 @PaulandAnne69 @sunNfun @Paul&kirsty
@jowifey @Balls&Boobs @warwickshire_lad @davange @Lola @JDS
@Jemma_and_dick @Him_and_her_xo @s&o69 @SixFtThreeUK @K1nkyJJ @sandk @Housewifey69 @Tracey @Letsplay4real
@MP386
@Happy Couple @emlet @isabella
@ken_and_tigs @Scrunchy&Muffet @that_ll_do_boo @bill90125 @FPK @Bobby48 @h0rnyuk
@Cathy @Downunder @Harry&Janey @H_G_CambsCouple @Jimmy_Mack @Lisaandy @lisamay @mrclouse @tricky-dicky @TrustySteed @Violet_and_Phil
@Jenny79
@Her_him69
@peakcouple
@Cheeky_Demon
@Alternative-two
@Open2ideas
@First3some666
@Midlandsdan
@Ms_kinky_Emma
@EyesOpening @cinnamon_giggles
@Pixie67
@Sing_you_into_bed
@his&hers
@Turnuptheheat
@TherLegs
@Orange-on-blue
@ScienceJ
@Max-the-3rd
@TheBrunetteandtheSexToy
@The_Bibas
@Two4Tango
@wolfandredridinghood
Jesus so many naughty cousins!
The Long Lost Cousins -
Again you know the type.. Always propping up the bar at Christenings Weddings and bloody Funerals
@Celtic_Warrior - @HornyWestCouple - @dorset/guy - @K&G_Huercal - @adeshell
The Conservative Cousins -
These are the conservative cousins who we all think MAY have swinging or fetish tendencies, but we're too scared to ask in case we get shouted at, yet when at a party will happily drink a half litre of vodka and end the night with smudged lippy and panda eyes, or are a bit wobbly on their legs..
- @ult1mate1 - @ropebunnylily @LeKoople - @David19691 -
The Prodigal Sons or Daughters -
Here we go.. The tumbleweeds among us. They drift in & out of our lives, definitely 'The Prodigal Son Returns Syndrome' - They're never far away, they pop back in now and again for a cuppa or just pitch up unannounced.. You know they love you really, and sometimes they appear from nowhere -
@DandMina @Clares_Panties @Naughtygirly - @RandW @nelliejim - @Beagle
@LeeWidnes @2ofus @Ruberfunxxx @TattyB @2shameless
The Second-Twice Removed Cousins;
These are the family members who are always around somewhere.. Partying!
Although we may not get to to see them much, they know how to either offer you an amazing cake & tea, or throw parties which are considered epicness of Biblical proportion.. It's the clubs & events!
@Mingles - @TheVA - - @CatEvolution - @BiZarreEvents - @Fetishswingers - @Xtasia - @Arousal @TownhouseTwosome @bbwsoiree
So, is the tree accurate? Do you fit where I placed you or should you be elsewhere?
Have I missed anyone? If so who, and where should they be put in the tree?
Of course this will be added to, but if you're on the list, not sure where you are on the tree, have a browse and let us know if our mind-mapping is correct or not.
Also, check out who else is mapped with you!
They're mapped with you for a reason you know, so who knows what mischief you can all get up to!
Remembering I will try my best to regularly update this as we go along
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The benefit of not knowing they were cousins is less guilt after :ninja:Was referring to the trouble status
Lots of cousins out here I didn't even know I had. Lol
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I think I'm the bratty but loveable baby sister. Although ironically, I'm the eldest out of all my siblings lol
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My cousin taught me how to kiss. Haha! Oh gosh I'd forgotten that till now. It was under the climbing frame in the playground. There wasn't a lot to do in Lincolnshire I guess. She's so hot now too.
Yikes ive been that naughty cousin for a year cant understand why when im such a good woman really :innocent::mwah:
Oi you dont complain how good I am now stop spammingAnd your interpretation of good is .....
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And your interpretation of good is .....
...and when she was good she very very good but when was bad she was yummy.
I think that's how it goes right?
It's not the easiest to do lol I have to think about people and where they may sit. So time consuming but great fun to do.Nawty sis.. i am BATFINK..
Lol god knows how this gets updated!! Good call.. bloodyhell.. phew xxx
Go Batfink! xx
Quick update;
Time to update the family tree peeps!! x
Time to update the family tree peeps!! x
Also this list is extremely challenging to do, so if I missed anyone; I apologise. It's not intentional. Just say, and I will add you 
If you don't know - this was a plan we came up with some time ago, to link people with others. It takes a lot of time to write so we apologise if we have missed anyone..
-Okay so Sexy Peeps, @Pearls and I were talking this morning over our coffee, and we decided that mind-mapping you all - as we do, yes genuinely, we can actually create somewhat of a family tree.
Bearing in mind not only do we know almost every member we have here, we also have been fortunate enough to get to know your on-screen persona's too.
This puts us into the position of being able to form a mind-map of you all, hence our SS Family Tree.
Now, we will endeavour to do our best here - if we forget anyone, trust me it's not intentional.
It has taken a bit of thought to do this but it's not exhaustive just as families are not.
M'kay now I've covered my arse here goes.....
Parents
Papa @Admin Mamma @Pearls
The children
@meandlis @Therapon @Miss-Sexy-Legs
As with all children, some are more demanding than others, some lovable rogues- but your family wouldn't work without them.
Grandparents
@Steed99 - Grampa Steed he's gonna love me for this one...
The NAWTY Cousins
(bet all you other naughty buggers wished you went into this one didn't ya!?) These are the ones who you know, bugger off anywhere - everywhere, do anything, get into all sorts of bloody mischief - ANY opportunity is an opportunity to get pissed, and by the end of the night they're either chatting birds up at the bar, or have their knickers down their ankles - yes we all know the type.. Anyway,
@meet_the_fockers @Kwaka_Rider @T&C @MP386 @ken_and_tigs @that_ll_do_boo @Baldricknkaz @h0rnyuk @Cathy @Downunder @Harry&Janey @H_G_CambsCouple @mrclouse @tricky-dicky @Cheeky_Demon @First3some666 @Looby&Lew @Ms_kinky_Emma @TherLegs @TheBrunetteandtheSexToy @The_Bibas @Two4Tango @Westcoastcouple @Mrswestcoastcouple @Mrandmrsdkswing
@Nigel&Julie @SuperKing1981 @hubbyandwife1 @Lebexsex @Captain-Smith-and-Lady-Jane @Mel007 @Goldfinger @PornstarMartini @debE @80sbabe @opiumpair @fezandmaz @Andy1234- @EandR @Titanium @Lovernotfighter @Lexi @Jophanie @Vanezza @markh1054 @hornyleekcouple @fincon @SexyS @74n78 @Tempted @YeOldeWitchDoc @Brett @MadMax90 @Cheekymonkey @Cheeky_Demon @Cheekychap70 @Wineoclock @2ofus @Flymo @The-A-Team @Sumpy296 @T&C @BoltonBiFemCpl @Tallfella94 @VenusR68 @Never_say_Never @GreeneyedMinx @StokeChoke @BlondieandD @blondie.and.dagwood @SamandShaun @Engaging @Privateparts @louise1970 @longdogs69 @Fetishswingers @FunAestheticOne @Colin @nightowl30 @Marcus @Funtimes83 @UKM45 @Joanne @Chezmo @Arb @PRG978 @Ahabs @uk2002 @odballmd @Brona @Niceguy_rythem @Ajandsj @Biofilm @bustynbiffa @Lenny @Emandg @Couplecuriousforfun @mancxsam77 @Sexyboo22 @South_east_swinger @Naughtycouple0414 @FitTrainer @Vex @Angeluk69 @Adscads @Fetbit @Sophie @LoveDiamonds @GreeneyedMinx
Jesus so many naughty cousins!
The Conservative Cousins -
These are the conservative cousins who we all think MAY have swinging or fetish tendencies, yet when at a party will happily drink a half litre of vodka and end the night with smudged lippy and panda eyes, or are a bit wobbly on their legs..
@The-Gent @Ambrosial @DiamondJoe @BlancoGoGo @EyesOpening @cinnamon_giggles @The_Usual_Horny_Couple @Sammy @SteLinda @Linda
The Prodigal Sons or Daughters -
Here we go.. The tumbleweeds among us. They drift in & out of our lives, definitely 'The Prodigal Son Returns Syndrome' - They're never far away, they pop back in now and again for a cuppa or just pitch up unannounced.. You know they love you really, and sometimes they appear from nowhere -
@The-Gypsy-Tangerina @LeeWidnes @2shameless @YorkshireBornAndBred @Nufccdb1980 @RobbieFutuo
The Second-Twice Removed Cousins;
These are the family members who are always around somewhere.. Partying!
Although we may not get to to see them much, they know how to either offer you an amazing cake & tea, or throw parties which are considered epicness of Biblical proportion.. It's the clubs & events!
@Mingles - @TheVA - - @CatEvolution - @BiZarreEvents - @Xtasia - @Arousal @TownhouseTwosome @bbwsoiree @ClubEntice
So, is the tree accurate? Do you fit where I placed you or should you be elsewhere?
Have I missed anyone? If so who, and where should they be put in the tree?
Of course this will be added to, but if you're on the list, not sure where you are on the tree, have a browse and let us know if our mind-mapping is correct or not.
Also, check out who else is mapped with you!
They're mapped with you for a reason you know, so who knows what mischief you can all get up to!
Remembering I will try my best to regularly update this as we go along
If you don't know - this was a plan we came up with some time ago, to link people with others. It takes a lot of time to write so we apologise if we have missed anyone..
-Okay so Sexy Peeps, @Pearls and I were talking this morning over our coffee, and we decided that mind-mapping you all - as we do, yes genuinely, we can actually create somewhat of a family tree.
Bearing in mind not only do we know almost every member we have here, we also have been fortunate enough to get to know your on-screen persona's too.
This puts us into the position of being able to form a mind-map of you all, hence our SS Family Tree.
Now, we will endeavour to do our best here - if we forget anyone, trust me it's not intentional.
It has taken a bit of thought to do this but it's not exhaustive just as families are not.
M'kay now I've covered my arse here goes.....
Parents
Papa @Admin Mamma @Pearls
The children
@meandlis @Therapon @Miss-Sexy-Legs
As with all children, some are more demanding than others, some lovable rogues- but your family wouldn't work without them.
Grandparents
@Steed99 - Grampa Steed
he's gonna love me for this one...The NAWTY Cousins
(bet all you other naughty buggers wished you went into this one didn't ya!?) These are the ones who you know, bugger off anywhere - everywhere, do anything, get into all sorts of bloody mischief - ANY opportunity is an opportunity to get pissed, and by the end of the night they're either chatting birds up at the bar, or have their knickers down their ankles - yes we all know the type.. Anyway,
@meet_the_fockers @Kwaka_Rider @T&C @MP386 @ken_and_tigs @that_ll_do_boo @Baldricknkaz @h0rnyuk @Cathy @Downunder @Harry&Janey @H_G_CambsCouple @mrclouse @tricky-dicky @Cheeky_Demon @First3some666 @Looby&Lew @Ms_kinky_Emma @TherLegs @TheBrunetteandtheSexToy @The_Bibas @Two4Tango @Westcoastcouple @Mrswestcoastcouple @Mrandmrsdkswing
@Nigel&Julie @SuperKing1981 @hubbyandwife1 @Lebexsex @Captain-Smith-and-Lady-Jane @Mel007 @Goldfinger @PornstarMartini @debE @80sbabe @opiumpair @fezandmaz @Andy1234- @EandR @Titanium @Lovernotfighter @Lexi @Jophanie @Vanezza @markh1054 @hornyleekcouple @fincon @SexyS @74n78 @Tempted @YeOldeWitchDoc @Brett @MadMax90 @Cheekymonkey @Cheeky_Demon @Cheekychap70 @Wineoclock @2ofus @Flymo @The-A-Team @Sumpy296 @T&C @BoltonBiFemCpl @Tallfella94 @VenusR68 @Never_say_Never @GreeneyedMinx @StokeChoke @BlondieandD @blondie.and.dagwood @SamandShaun @Engaging @Privateparts @louise1970 @longdogs69 @Fetishswingers @FunAestheticOne @Colin @nightowl30 @Marcus @Funtimes83 @UKM45 @Joanne @Chezmo @Arb @PRG978 @Ahabs @uk2002 @odballmd @Brona @Niceguy_rythem @Ajandsj @Biofilm @bustynbiffa @Lenny @Emandg @Couplecuriousforfun @mancxsam77 @Sexyboo22 @South_east_swinger @Naughtycouple0414 @FitTrainer @Vex @Angeluk69 @Adscads @Fetbit @Sophie @LoveDiamonds @GreeneyedMinx
Jesus so many naughty cousins!
The Conservative Cousins -
These are the conservative cousins who we all think MAY have swinging or fetish tendencies, yet when at a party will happily drink a half litre of vodka and end the night with smudged lippy and panda eyes, or are a bit wobbly on their legs..
@The-Gent @Ambrosial @DiamondJoe @BlancoGoGo @EyesOpening @cinnamon_giggles @The_Usual_Horny_Couple @Sammy @SteLinda @Linda
The Prodigal Sons or Daughters -
Here we go.. The tumbleweeds among us. They drift in & out of our lives, definitely 'The Prodigal Son Returns Syndrome' - They're never far away, they pop back in now and again for a cuppa or just pitch up unannounced.. You know they love you really, and sometimes they appear from nowhere -
@The-Gypsy-Tangerina @LeeWidnes @2shameless @YorkshireBornAndBred @Nufccdb1980 @RobbieFutuo
The Second-Twice Removed Cousins;
These are the family members who are always around somewhere.. Partying!
Although we may not get to to see them much, they know how to either offer you an amazing cake & tea, or throw parties which are considered epicness of Biblical proportion.. It's the clubs & events!
@Mingles - @TheVA - - @CatEvolution - @BiZarreEvents - @Xtasia - @Arousal @TownhouseTwosome @bbwsoiree @ClubEntice
So, is the tree accurate? Do you fit where I placed you or should you be elsewhere?
Have I missed anyone? If so who, and where should they be put in the tree?
Of course this will be added to, but if you're on the list, not sure where you are on the tree, have a browse and let us know if our mind-mapping is correct or not.
Also, check out who else is mapped with you!
They're mapped with you for a reason you know, so who knows what mischief you can all get up to!
Remembering I will try my best to regularly update this as we go along
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Hey! @cinnamon_giggles we've both been labelled Conservative.... think we should go party and show them we are far from that xx
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amendment
Quick update;
Time to update the family tree peeps!! x
Also this list is extremely challenging to do, so if I missed anyone; I apologise. It's not intentional. Just say, and I will add you
If you don't know - this was a plan we came up with some time ago, to link people with others. It takes a lot of time to write so we apologise if we have missed anyone..
-Okay so Sexy Peeps, @Pearls and I were talking this morning over our coffee, and we decided that mind-mapping you all - as we do, yes genuinely, we can actually create somewhat of a family tree.
Bearing in mind not only do we know almost every member we have here, we also have been fortunate enough to get to know your on-screen persona's too.
This puts us into the position of being able to form a mind-map of you all, hence our SS Family Tree.
Now, we will endeavour to do our best here - if we forget anyone, trust me it's not intentional.
It has taken a bit of thought to do this but it's not exhaustive just as families are not.
M'kay now I've covered my arse here goes.....
Parents
Papa @Admin Mamma @Pearls
The children
@meandlis @Therapon @Miss-Sexy-Legs
As with all children, some are more demanding than others, some lovable rogues- but your family wouldn't work without them.
Grandparents
@Steed99 - Grampa Steed he's gonna love me for this one...
The NAWTY Cousins
(bet all you other naughty buggers wished you went into this one didn't ya!?) These are the ones who you know, bugger off anywhere - everywhere, do anything, get into all sorts of bloody mischief - ANY opportunity is an opportunity to get pissed, and by the end of the night they're either chatting birds up at the bar, or have their knickers down their ankles - yes we all know the type.. Anyway,
@meet_the_fockers @Kwaka_Rider @T&C @MP386 @ken_and_tigs @that_ll_do_boo @Baldricknkaz @h0rnyuk @Cathy @Downunder @Harry&Janey @H_G_CambsCouple @mrclouse @tricky-dicky
@Letsplay4real @Cheeky_Demon @First3some666 @Looby&Lew @Ms_kinky_Emma @TherLegs @TheBrunetteandtheSexToy @Two4Tango @Westcoastcouple @Mrswestcoastcouple @Mrandmrsdkswing
@Nigel&Julie @SuperKing1981 @hubbyandwife1 @Lebexsex @Captain-Smith-and-Lady-Jane @Mel007 @Goldfinger @PornstarMartini @debE @80sbabe @opiumpair @fezandmaz @Andy1234- @EandR @Titanium @Lovernotfighter @Lexi @Jophanie @Vanezza @markh1054 @hornyleekcouple @fincon @SexyS @74n78 @Tempted @YeOldeWitchDoc @Brett @MadMax90 @Cheekymonkey @Cheeky_Demon @Cheekychap70 @Wineoclock @2ofus @Flymo @The-A-Team @Sumpy296 @T&C @BoltonBiFemCpl @Tallfella94 @VenusR68 @Never_say_Never @GreeneyedMinx @StokeChoke @BlondieandD @blondie.and.dagwood @SamandShaun @Engaging @Privateparts @louise1970 @longdogs69 @Fetishswingers @FunAestheticOne @Colin @nightowl30 @Marcus @Funtimes83 @UKM45 @Joanne @Chezmo @Arb @PRG978 @Ahabs @uk2002 @Oddballmd @Brona @Niceguy_rythem @Ajandsj @Biofilm @bustynbiffa @Lenny @Emandg @Couplecuriousforfun @mancxsam77 @Sexyboo22 @South_east_swinger @Naughtycouple0414 @FitTrainer @Vex @Angeluk69 @Adscads @Fetbit @Sophie @LoveDiamonds @GreeneyedMinx
@Doublebubble2
Jesus so many naughty cousins!
The Conservative Cousins -
These are the conservative cousins who we all think MAY have swinging or fetish tendencies, yet when at a party will happily drink a half litre of vodka and end the night with smudged lippy and panda eyes, or are a bit wobbly on their legs..
@The-Gent @Ambrosial @DiamondJoe @BlancoGoGo @EyesOpening @cinnamon_giggles @The_Usual_Horny_Couple @Sammy @SteLinda @Linda
The Prodigal Sons or Daughters -
Here we go.. The tumbleweeds among us. They drift in & out of our lives, definitely 'The Prodigal Son Returns Syndrome' - They're never far away, they pop back in now and again for a cuppa or just pitch up unannounced.. You know they love you really, and sometimes they appear from nowhere -
@The-Gypsy-Tangerina @LeeWidnes @2shameless @YorkshireBornAndBred @Nufccdb1980 @RobbieFutuo @The_Bibas
The Second-Twice Removed Cousins;
These are the family members who are always around somewhere.. Partying!
Although we may not get to to see them much, they know how to either offer you an amazing cake & tea, or throw parties which are considered epicness of Biblical proportion.. It's the clubs & events!
@Mingles - @TheVA - - @CatEvolution - @BiZarreEvents - @Xtasia - @Arousal @TownhouseTwosome @bbwsoiree @ClubEntice
So, is the tree accurate? Do you fit where I placed you or should you be elsewhere?
Have I missed anyone? If so who, and where should they be put in the tree?
Of course this will be added to, but if you're on the list, not sure where you are on the tree, have a browse and let us know if our mind-mapping is correct or not.
Also, check out who else is mapped with you!
They're mapped with you for a reason you know, so who knows what mischief you can all get up to!
Remembering I will try my best to regularly update this as we go along
Quick update;
Time to update the family tree peeps!! x
Also this list is extremely challenging to do, so if I missed anyone; I apologise. It's not intentional. Just say, and I will add you
If you don't know - this was a plan we came up with some time ago, to link people with others. It takes a lot of time to write so we apologise if we have missed anyone..
-Okay so Sexy Peeps, @Pearls and I were talking this morning over our coffee, and we decided that mind-mapping you all - as we do, yes genuinely, we can actually create somewhat of a family tree.
Bearing in mind not only do we know almost every member we have here, we also have been fortunate enough to get to know your on-screen persona's too.
This puts us into the position of being able to form a mind-map of you all, hence our SS Family Tree.
Now, we will endeavour to do our best here - if we forget anyone, trust me it's not intentional.
It has taken a bit of thought to do this but it's not exhaustive just as families are not.
M'kay now I've covered my arse here goes.....
Parents
Papa @Admin Mamma @Pearls
The children
@meandlis @Therapon @Miss-Sexy-Legs
As with all children, some are more demanding than others, some lovable rogues- but your family wouldn't work without them.
Grandparents
@Steed99 - Grampa Steed
he's gonna love me for this one...The NAWTY Cousins
(bet all you other naughty buggers wished you went into this one didn't ya!?) These are the ones who you know, bugger off anywhere - everywhere, do anything, get into all sorts of bloody mischief - ANY opportunity is an opportunity to get pissed, and by the end of the night they're either chatting birds up at the bar, or have their knickers down their ankles - yes we all know the type.. Anyway,
@meet_the_fockers @Kwaka_Rider @T&C @MP386 @ken_and_tigs @that_ll_do_boo @Baldricknkaz @h0rnyuk @Cathy @Downunder @Harry&Janey @H_G_CambsCouple @mrclouse @tricky-dicky
@Letsplay4real @Cheeky_Demon @First3some666 @Looby&Lew @Ms_kinky_Emma @TherLegs @TheBrunetteandtheSexToy @Two4Tango @Westcoastcouple @Mrswestcoastcouple @Mrandmrsdkswing
@Nigel&Julie @SuperKing1981 @hubbyandwife1 @Lebexsex @Captain-Smith-and-Lady-Jane @Mel007 @Goldfinger @PornstarMartini @debE @80sbabe @opiumpair @fezandmaz @Andy1234- @EandR @Titanium @Lovernotfighter @Lexi @Jophanie @Vanezza @markh1054 @hornyleekcouple @fincon @SexyS @74n78 @Tempted @YeOldeWitchDoc @Brett @MadMax90 @Cheekymonkey @Cheeky_Demon @Cheekychap70 @Wineoclock @2ofus @Flymo @The-A-Team @Sumpy296 @T&C @BoltonBiFemCpl @Tallfella94 @VenusR68 @Never_say_Never @GreeneyedMinx @StokeChoke @BlondieandD @blondie.and.dagwood @SamandShaun @Engaging @Privateparts @louise1970 @longdogs69 @Fetishswingers @FunAestheticOne @Colin @nightowl30 @Marcus @Funtimes83 @UKM45 @Joanne @Chezmo @Arb @PRG978 @Ahabs @uk2002 @Oddballmd @Brona @Niceguy_rythem @Ajandsj @Biofilm @bustynbiffa @Lenny @Emandg @Couplecuriousforfun @mancxsam77 @Sexyboo22 @South_east_swinger @Naughtycouple0414 @FitTrainer @Vex @Angeluk69 @Adscads @Fetbit @Sophie @LoveDiamonds @GreeneyedMinx
@Doublebubble2
Jesus so many naughty cousins!
The Conservative Cousins -
These are the conservative cousins who we all think MAY have swinging or fetish tendencies, yet when at a party will happily drink a half litre of vodka and end the night with smudged lippy and panda eyes, or are a bit wobbly on their legs..
@The-Gent @Ambrosial @DiamondJoe @BlancoGoGo @EyesOpening @cinnamon_giggles @The_Usual_Horny_Couple @Sammy @SteLinda @Linda
The Prodigal Sons or Daughters -
Here we go.. The tumbleweeds among us. They drift in & out of our lives, definitely 'The Prodigal Son Returns Syndrome' - They're never far away, they pop back in now and again for a cuppa or just pitch up unannounced.. You know they love you really, and sometimes they appear from nowhere -
@The-Gypsy-Tangerina @LeeWidnes @2shameless @YorkshireBornAndBred @Nufccdb1980 @RobbieFutuo @The_Bibas
The Second-Twice Removed Cousins;
These are the family members who are always around somewhere.. Partying!
Although we may not get to to see them much, they know how to either offer you an amazing cake & tea, or throw parties which are considered epicness of Biblical proportion.. It's the clubs & events!
@Mingles - @TheVA - - @CatEvolution - @BiZarreEvents - @Xtasia - @Arousal @TownhouseTwosome @bbwsoiree @ClubEntice
So, is the tree accurate? Do you fit where I placed you or should you be elsewhere?
Have I missed anyone? If so who, and where should they be put in the tree?
Of course this will be added to, but if you're on the list, not sure where you are on the tree, have a browse and let us know if our mind-mapping is correct or not.
Also, check out who else is mapped with you!
They're mapped with you for a reason you know, so who knows what mischief you can all get up to!
Remembering I will try my best to regularly update this as we go along
Oops added @Doublebubble2 to 'Nawty Cousins'
amendment
Quick update;
Time to update the family tree peeps!! x
Also this list is extremely challenging to do, so if I missed anyone; I apologise. It's not intentional. Just say, and I will add you
If you don't know - this was a plan we came up with some time ago, to link people with others. It takes a lot of time to write so we apologise if we have missed anyone..
-Okay so Sexy Peeps, @Pearls and I were talking this morning over our coffee, and we decided that mind-mapping you all - as we do, yes genuinely, we can actually create somewhat of a family tree.
Bearing in mind not only do we know almost every member we have here, we also have been fortunate enough to get to know your on-screen persona's too.
This puts us into the position of being able to form a mind-map of you all, hence our SS Family Tree.
Now, we will endeavour to do our best here - if we forget anyone, trust me it's not intentional.
It has taken a bit of thought to do this but it's not exhaustive just as families are not.
M'kay now I've covered my arse here goes.....
Parents
Papa @Admin Mamma @Pearls
The children
@meandlis @Therapon @Miss-Sexy-Legs
As with all children, some are more demanding than others, some lovable rogues- but your family wouldn't work without them.
Grandparents
@Steed99 - Grampa Steed
The NAWTY Cousins
(bet all you other naughty buggers wished you went into this one didn't ya!?) These are the ones who you know, bugger off anywhere - everywhere, do anything, get into all sorts of bloody mischief - ANY opportunity is an opportunity to get pissed, and by the end of the night they're either chatting birds up at the bar, or have their knickers down their ankles - yes we all know the type.. Anyway,
@meet_the_fockers @Kwaka_Rider @T&C @MP386 @ken_and_tigs @that_ll_do_boo @Baldricknkaz @h0rnyuk @Cathy @Downunder @Harry&Janey @H_G_CambsCouple @mrclouse @tricky-dicky
@Letsplay4real @Cheeky_Demon @First3some666 @Looby&Lew @Ms_kinky_Emma @TherLegs @TheBrunetteandtheSexToy @Two4Tango @Westcoastcouple @Mrswestcoastcouple @Mrandmrsdkswing
@Nigel&Julie @SuperKing1981 @hubbyandwife1 @Lebexsex @Captain-Smith-and-Lady-Jane @Mel007 @Goldfinger @PornstarMartini @debE @80sbabe @opiumpair @fezandmaz @Andy1234- @EandR @Titanium @Lovernotfighter @Lexi @Jophanie @Vanezza @markh1054 @hornyleekcouple @fincon @SexyS @74n78 @Tempted @YeOldeWitchDoc @Brett @MadMax90 @Cheekymonkey @Cheeky_Demon @Cheekychap70 @Wineoclock @2ofus @Flymo @The-A-Team @Sumpy296 @T&C @BoltonBiFemCpl @Tallfella94 @VenusR68 @Never_say_Never @GreeneyedMinx @StokeChoke @BlondieandD @blondie.and.dagwood @SamandShaun @Engaging @Privateparts @louise1970 @longdogs69 @Fetishswingers @FunAestheticOne @Colin @nightowl30 @Marcus @Funtimes83 @UKM45 @Joanne @Chezmo @Arb @PRG978 @Ahabs @uk2002 @Oddballmd @Brona @Niceguy_rythem @Ajandsj @Biofilm @bustynbiffa @Lenny @Emandg @Couplecuriousforfun @mancxsam77 @Sexyboo22 @South_east_swinger @Naughtycouple0414 @FitTrainer @Vex @Angeluk69 @Adscads @Fetbit @Sophie @LoveDiamonds @GreeneyedMinx
@Doublebubble2
Jesus so many naughty cousins!
The Conservative Cousins -
These are the conservative cousins who we all think MAY have swinging or fetish tendencies, yet when at a party will happily drink a half litre of vodka and end the night with smudged lippy and panda eyes, or are a bit wobbly on their legs..
@The-Gent @Ambrosial @DiamondJoe @BlancoGoGo @EyesOpening @cinnamon_giggles @The_Usual_Horny_Couple @Sammy @SteLinda @Linda
The Prodigal Sons or Daughters -
Here we go.. The tumbleweeds among us. They drift in & out of our lives, definitely 'The Prodigal Son Returns Syndrome' - They're never far away, they pop back in now and again for a cuppa or just pitch up unannounced.. You know they love you really, and sometimes they appear from nowhere -
@The-Gypsy-Tangerina @LeeWidnes @2shameless @YorkshireBornAndBred @Nufccdb1980 @RobbieFutuo @The_Bibas
The Second-Twice Removed Cousins;
These are the family members who are always around somewhere.. Partying!
Although we may not get to to see them much, they know how to either offer you an amazing cake & tea, or throw parties which are considered epicness of Biblical proportion.. It's the clubs & events!
@Mingles - @TheVA - - @CatEvolution - @BiZarreEvents - @Xtasia - @Arousal @TownhouseTwosome @bbwsoiree @ClubEntice
So, is the tree accurate? Do you fit where I placed you or should you be elsewhere?
Have I missed anyone? If so who, and where should they be put in the tree?
Of course this will be added to, but if you're on the list, not sure where you are on the tree, have a browse and let us know if our mind-mapping is correct or not.
Also, check out who else is mapped with you!
They're mapped with you for a reason you know, so who knows what mischief you can all get up to!
Remembering I will try my best to regularly update this as we go along
Well we've seen everythin now
. Brilliant. Naughty cousins indeed
.We are the HillBilly cousins of the tree. The cousins that at a party everybody thinks "Oh gawd please don't come over here".
The strange cousins who you just can't look in the eye.
The cousins who when they come to your house, you turn all the lights off, lock the doors and hide behind the couch.
The cousins who at a meal eat spaghetti with their fingers, pick up their bowl to drink their soup, ask for 'mop up' bread for the gravy, always ask for ketchup no matter what food is served.
The cousins who envoke thoughts of stereotypical banjo music wherever we go whilst chewing the obligatory strand of straw.
Bnk
Xxx
This is a very hard thing for me to do...but - I mean where else am I to place you two? Had to be nawty cousins...
Well we've seen everythin now
Naughty cousins indeed
We are the HillBilly cousins of the tree. The cousins that at a party everybody thinks "Oh gawd please don't come over here".
The strange cousins who you just can't look in the eye.
The cousins who when they come to your house, you turn all the lights off, lock the doors and hide behind the couch.
The cousins who at a meal eat spaghetti with their fingers, pick up their bowl to drink their soup, ask for 'mop up' bread for the gravy, always ask for ketchup no matter what food is served.
The cousins who envoke thoughts of stereotypical banjo music wherever we go whilst chewing the obligatory strand of straw.
Bnk
Xxx
The ones where you think - should we/shouldn't we, at family parties and outings?
The ones where you think - oops, but honey we have to send an invite.
The ones where you think - but they are family, they gotta come.. I know you aren't sure about their spaghetti eating finger antics, but they're with us nonetheless. Such is life....
The ones where you think - balls. You can choose your friends....
Or
The ones where you think - damn! you know.. these peeps are funny, let's get pissed, loads of beer in and invite BnK around for a mega party!
Because those are the family/BnK's I'd want to have at my party....
xThank you.. goes some time back but long time no do.
My brain hurts just trying to read that.-Okay so Sexy Peeps, @Pearls and I were talking this morning over our coffee, and we decided that mind-mapping you all - as we do, yes genuinely, we can actually create somewhat of a family tree.
Bearing in mind not only do we know almost every member we have here, we also have been fortunate enough to get to know your on-screen persona's too.
This puts us into the position of being able to form a mind-map of you all, hence our SS Family Tree.
Now, we will endeavour to do our best here - if we forget anyone, trust me it's not intentional.
It has taken a bit of thought to do this but it's not exhaustive just as families are not.
M'kay now I've covered my arse here goes.....
okay okay in the name of Christmas Spirit - as mentioned this can be a tree too, and as the star on top - it's a new lady here...
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Our Star for Christmas
@Curious_mind - Little Miss Madam
Parents
Papa @Admin Mamma @Pearls
Big (but nawty) Sis
You know the one, always bails you out when you need lipgloss, a fag or a tenner @meet_the_fockers
The children
Eldest ;
@riccarda Similar to the usual first born... Can get away with murder, can do whatever they like and can come and go as they please.
The eldest is always the party animal but always polite, respectful. Don't need to be told off too often, if you do you can harm her feelings and then you feel like shit for doing so.
Youngest;
@Therapon As with the youngest or middle one, still finding their feet and learning about things.
The Dependable and Reliable Uncles (and aunts)
You know the type, they always watch your back, always know what's going - always go to when you need to talk about you know - adult stuff.. - @Steed99 - @Anthony_Newton @Kikuchiyo
Godparents -
Friendly, will look after you and will take care of you when you die!! It's @The-A-Team !!
Grandparents
Rocking chairs, blankets - electric fires... You get the gist IT'S @zebo & @Mz-Zebo
The NAWTY Cousins
(bet all you other naughty buggers wished you went into this one didn't ya!?) These are the ones who you know, bugger off anywhere - everywhere, do anything, get into all sorts of bloody mischief - ANY opportunity is an opportunity to get pissed, and by the end of the night they're either chatting birds up at the bar, or have their knickers down their ankles - yes we all know the type.. Anyway,
@Double-Trouble - @amboman - @LeeWidnes - @Edinman - @Littlelee71 - @Leather & @Lace - @Looby&Lew - @meandlis - @Harry - @2shameless - @TaurinandThalia - @dirtywmam @sweetNsaucy - @AstralLove - @Findaswingersclub - @Vex @mrandmrspink @Pilipala81 - @Kat - @legseleven - @Easymodesa - @Stuart_69 - @QueenOfTease @Tattooed_minx - @NigelandJulie - @busty_n_lusty @TGBS2015 @Cindylove - @MarknHollynys @Trevor - @Sloughslut -- added as mentioned; @Curious_mind -@kopinov @Scrumps @EmmaB @Coupleforfun @scrunchymuffet @Hornycouple0613@Pippa @Captain-Smith-and-Lady-Jane @TLcpl @Mootje @Fortynflirty @VoluptuousVixen @LadyLily
The Long Lost Cousins -
Again you know the type.. Always propping up the bar at Christenings Weddings and bloody Funerals
@masterswanvale - @Charlia - @HornyWestCouple - @Sh123 - @Stevo - @EASTLANCSFUN - @dorset/guy - @PRG978 - @Letsplay4real - @Reb&JB @Yardmanbbc @K&G_Huercal @isabella - @Bumpngrind2014
The Conservative Cousins -
These are the conservative cousins who we all think MAY have swinging or fetish tendencies, but we're too scared to ask in case we get shouted at, yet when at a party will happily drink a half litre of vodka and end the night with smudged lippy and panda eyes, or are a bit wobbly on their legs..
@adeshell - @colin-stephanie - - @Happy Couple @emlet - @ult1mate1 - @Hornysunflower77 - @lisa&paul - @chopper - @ropebunnylily @LeKoople @Lynz-Roberts - @David19691 - @uk2002 - @MforMMF
@TattyB @Seyerus
The Prodigal Sons or Daughters -
Here we go.. The tumbleweeds among us. They drift in & out of our lives, definitely 'The Prodigal Son Returns Syndrome' - They're never far away, they pop back in now and again for a cuppa or just pitch up unannounced.. You know they love you really, and sometimes they appear from nowhere -
@DandMina - @Chellsterfem @Chell0408 - @wittowoo - @Driftwood70 - @Bonker - @Clares_Panties - @Charlie - @Kingandqueen @Markim - @Naughtygirly - @RandW - @Rob_and_Dot - @Ruberfunxxx - @Scott - @SecretLibertines - @Minxy - @HappyP - @nelliejim - @Beagle - @ravencade @sthwalescpl @AlphaOmega
The Second-Twice Removed Cousins;
These are the family members who are always around somewhere, everyone knows OF them, but never quite sure how to find their way there to see them.. However, although we never go to see them much, they know how to either offer you an amazing cake & tea, or throw parties which are considered epicness of Biblical proportion.. It's the clubs & events!
@TownhouseTwosome - @TheVA - @Mingles - @CatEvolution - @ThePrivateClub - @BiZarreEvents - @TheMilfClub - @Fetishswingers - @TLCClub - @Gloucester-Social - @Xtasia - @ClubHermione - @Arousal
Recently Christened -
Okay these are a slight difficulty to gauge in order to add to the family tree correctly as they've literally just been Christened in what must seem like a baptism of fire! in no order as such;
@CalvinJWest - @H_G_CambsCouple - @skaternbabycake - @satinblouse - @Secretliaisons - @Achingmember - @jonyandjaney - @hunybuny - @J&H - @Curious - @Sweetfun - @Rogerandlucy - @Oakwood - @thlovers - @B&N_Essex - @Shelikestodance - @ExperiencedStillLearning - @NoirPleasure - @Rts1 - @Jamesdean69 - @Mickygred - @Dan985 - @DGM - @BucksGuy - @Anders NEWBIE ALERT!! @Leason198 @Sin1
New eh??
Lastly - You may be wondering where @EvilS fits into all this?
Well he's like the man in the family who keeps us all light-hearted and full of fun.
He's got such an amazing sense of humour, grit, charm and can talk the undies off a lady, smooth bugger!! In all the nicest possible ways Elvis.
So, is the tree accurate? Do you fit where I placed you or should you be elsewhere?
Have I missed anyone? If so who, and where should they be put in the tree?
Of course this will be added to, but if you're on the list, not sure where you are on the tree, have a browse and let us know if our mind-mapping is correct or not.
Also, check out who else is mapped with you!
They're mapped with you for a reason you know, so who knows what mischief you can all get up to!
*cue complaints from people who've been missed off*
