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One nawty cousin reporting in and saying hello to my family. I need to get out of a rut and start being nawty again xx
Hello Miss Owl. Yes you do! Get this sorted, you're letting the team down!
xOf course. :ninja:
This is a very hard thing for me to do...but - I mean where else am I to place you two? Had to be nawty cousins...
The ones where you think - should we/shouldn't we, at family parties and outings?
The ones where you think - oops, but honey we have to send an invite.
The ones where you think - but they are family, they gotta come.. I know you aren't sure about their spaghetti eating finger antics, but they're with us nonetheless. Such is life....
The ones where you think - balls. You can choose your friends....
Or
The ones where you think - damn! you know.. these peeps are funny, let's get pissed, loads of beer in and invite BnK around for a mega party!
Because those are the family/BnK's I'd want to have at my party....
Thank you.. goes some time back but long time no do.
Awwww feel the love. Be warned though a party will usually end with one of us stood on a table.....
If you're lucky it'll be Kaz dancing and stripping or.....
It'll be me drunkenly shouting "let's wreck the fecking place"
50/50 pot luck really
Bnk
Xxx
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Only if you're thereI bet it's more like you singing "Can't Take My Eyes Off You"
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Grampa Steed here checking in having parked my zimmer frame in the corner. I think we are overdue a family party to re-acquaint with family members that have grown older and wiser since the last one. I think 2nd and 3rd of March next year would be best. You'll have to come to my home (well, 2nd home), The Vanilla Alternative, because I can't travel too far these days. No excuses now, I want all of you to make every effort to make an appearance. I'm really looking forward to seeing you all again. :coffee-machine:
Why thank you, we thought so too!The naughty cousin description couldn't sum me up any better!
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amendment
Quick update;
Time to update the family tree peeps!! x
Also this list is extremely challenging to do, so if I missed anyone; I apologise. It's not intentional. Just say, and I will add you
If you don't know - this was a plan we came up with some time ago, to link people with others. It takes a lot of time to write so we apologise if we have missed anyone..
-Okay so Sexy Peeps, @Pearls and I were talking this morning over our coffee, and we decided that mind-mapping you all - as we do, yes genuinely, we can actually create somewhat of a family tree.
Bearing in mind not only do we know almost every member we have here, we also have been fortunate enough to get to know your on-screen persona's too.
This puts us into the position of being able to form a mind-map of you all, hence our SS Family Tree.
Now, we will endeavour to do our best here - if we forget anyone, trust me it's not intentional.
It has taken a bit of thought to do this but it's not exhaustive just as families are not.
M'kay now I've covered my arse here goes.....
Parents
Papa @Admin Mamma @Pearls
The children
@meandlis @Therapon @Miss-Sexy-Legs
As with all children, some are more demanding than others, some lovable rogues- but your family wouldn't work without them.
Grandparents
@Steed99 - Grampa Steed
The NAWTY Cousins
(bet all you other naughty buggers wished you went into this one didn't ya!?) These are the ones who you know, bugger off anywhere - everywhere, do anything, get into all sorts of bloody mischief - ANY opportunity is an opportunity to get pissed, and by the end of the night they're either chatting birds up at the bar, or have their knickers down their ankles - yes we all know the type.. Anyway,
@meet_the_fockers @Kwaka_Rider @T&C @MP386 @ken_and_tigs @that_ll_do_boo @Baldricknkaz @h0rnyuk @Cathy @Downunder @Harry&Janey @H_G_CambsCouple @mrclouse @tricky-dicky
@Letsplay4real @Cheeky_Demon @First3some666 @Looby&Lew @Ms_kinky_Emma @TherLegs @TheBrunetteandtheSexToy @Two4Tango @Westcoastcouple @Mrswestcoastcouple @Mrandmrsdkswing
@Nigel&Julie @SuperKing1981 @hubbyandwife1 @Lebexsex @Captain-Smith-and-Lady-Jane @Mel007 @Goldfinger @PornstarMartini @debE @80sbabe @opiumpair @fezandmaz @Andy1234- @EandR @Titanium @Lovernotfighter @Lexi @Jophanie @Vanezza @markh1054 @hornyleekcouple @fincon @SexyS @74n78 @Tempted @YeOldeWitchDoc @Brett @MadMax90 @Cheekymonkey @Cheeky_Demon @Cheekychap70 @Wineoclock @2ofus @Flymo @The-A-Team @Sumpy296 @T&C @BoltonBiFemCpl @Tallfella94 @VenusR68 @Never_say_Never @GreeneyedMinx @StokeChoke @BlondieandD @blondie.and.dagwood @SamandShaun @Engaging @Privateparts @louise1970 @longdogs69 @Fetishswingers @FunAestheticOne @Colin @nightowl30 @Marcus @Funtimes83 @UKM45 @Joanne @Chezmo @Arb @PRG978 @Ahabs @uk2002 @Oddballmd @Brona @Niceguy_rythem @Ajandsj @Biofilm @bustynbiffa @Lenny @Emandg @Couplecuriousforfun @mancxsam77 @Sexyboo22 @South_east_swinger @Naughtycouple0414 @FitTrainer @Vex @Angeluk69 @Adscads @Fetbit @Sophie @LoveDiamonds @GreeneyedMinx
@Doublebubble2
Jesus so many naughty cousins!
The Conservative Cousins -
These are the conservative cousins who we all think MAY have swinging or fetish tendencies, yet when at a party will happily drink a half litre of vodka and end the night with smudged lippy and panda eyes, or are a bit wobbly on their legs..
@The-Gent @Ambrosial @DiamondJoe @BlancoGoGo @EyesOpening @cinnamon_giggles @The_Usual_Horny_Couple @Sammy @SteLinda @Linda
The Prodigal Sons or Daughters -
Here we go.. The tumbleweeds among us. They drift in & out of our lives, definitely 'The Prodigal Son Returns Syndrome' - They're never far away, they pop back in now and again for a cuppa or just pitch up unannounced.. You know they love you really, and sometimes they appear from nowhere -
@The-Gypsy-Tangerina @LeeWidnes @2shameless @YorkshireBornAndBred @Nufccdb1980 @RobbieFutuo @The_Bibas
The Second-Twice Removed Cousins;
These are the family members who are always around somewhere.. Partying!
Although we may not get to to see them much, they know how to either offer you an amazing cake & tea, or throw parties which are considered epicness of Biblical proportion.. It's the clubs & events!
@Mingles - @TheVA - - @CatEvolution - @BiZarreEvents - @Xtasia - @Arousal @TownhouseTwosome @bbwsoiree @ClubEntice
So, is the tree accurate? Do you fit where I placed you or should you be elsewhere?
Have I missed anyone? If so who, and where should they be put in the tree?
Of course this will be added to, but if you're on the list, not sure where you are on the tree, have a browse and let us know if our mind-mapping is correct or not.
Also, check out who else is mapped with you!
They're mapped with you for a reason you know, so who knows what mischief you can all get up to!
Remembering I will try my best to regularly update this as we go along
Just brilliant!!!
My only concern is that I may have been committing inter-family shenanigans with some of my nawty cousins......just saying...
Why thank you... We devised this some time back to get people interacting with others and it took a lot of thinking to get it off the ground. There's been some changes of course and some edits along the way...
Just brilliant!!!
My only concern is that I may have been committing inter-family shenanigans with some of my nawty cousins......just saying...
Ahhh consider them second twice removed
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Well that makes it feel ok now!!Why thank you... We devised this some time back to get people interacting with others and it took a lot of thinking to get it off the ground. There's been some changes of course and some edits along the way...
Ahhh consider them second twice removed
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Well so long as you are happy with the level you're at xxx we aren't wild but we ARE adventurous in our own sweet way xxTo be honest I think in comparison to a lot round here I am fairly conservative...only relatively speaking of course
You are in there young man.
Can I not be that family member that no one likes to talk about because “you know.....mumble mumble mumble”. Cheers
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Er.... we're all that family member
Well in that case can I be the one that sits under a table with a party blower up each nostril, covering “smells like teen spirit”?
Shame on you , I'm the angelic lady of the family :innocent::mwah:Er.... we're all that family member
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