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Nawty sis.. i am BATFINK..
Lol god knows how this gets updated!! Good call.. bloodyhell.. phew xxx
 
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My cousin taught me how to kiss. Haha! Oh gosh I'd forgotten that till now. It was under the climbing frame in the playground. There wasn't a lot to do in Lincolnshire I guess. She's so hot now too.
 
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Quick update;
Time to update the family tree peeps!! x
Also this list is extremely challenging to do, so if I missed anyone; I apologise. It's not intentional. Just say, and I will add you

If you don't know - this was a plan we came up with some time ago, to link people with others. It takes a lot of time to write so we apologise if we have missed anyone..

-Okay so Sexy Peeps, @Pearls and I were talking this morning over our coffee, and we decided that mind-mapping you all - as we do, yes genuinely, we can actually create somewhat of a family tree.
Bearing in mind not only do we know almost every member we have here, we also have been fortunate enough to get to know your on-screen persona's too.

This puts us into the position of being able to form a mind-map of you all, hence our SS Family Tree.
Now, we will endeavour to do our best here - if we forget anyone, trust me it's not intentional.
It has taken a bit of thought to do this but it's not exhaustive just as families are not.
M'kay now I've covered my arse here goes.....

Parents
Papa @Admin Mamma @Pearls

The children
@meandlis @Therapon @Miss-Sexy-Legs
As with all children, some are more demanding than others, some lovable rogues- but your family wouldn't work without them.

Grandparents
@Steed99 - Grampa Steed he's gonna love me for this one...


The NAWTY Cousins
(bet all you other naughty buggers wished you went into this one didn't ya!?) These are the ones who you know, bugger off anywhere - everywhere, do anything, get into all sorts of bloody mischief - ANY opportunity is an opportunity to get pissed, and by the end of the night they're either chatting birds up at the bar, or have their knickers down their ankles - yes we all know the type.. Anyway,

@meet_the_fockers @Kwaka_Rider @T&C @MP386 @ken_and_tigs @that_ll_do_boo @Baldricknkaz @h0rnyuk @Cathy @Downunder @Harry&Janey @H_G_CambsCouple @mrclouse @tricky-dicky @Cheeky_Demon @First3some666 @Looby&Lew @Ms_kinky_Emma @TherLegs @TheBrunetteandtheSexToy @The_Bibas @Two4Tango @Westcoastcouple @Mrswestcoastcouple @Mrandmrsdkswing
@Nigel&Julie @SuperKing1981 @hubbyandwife1 @Lebexsex @Captain-Smith-and-Lady-Jane @Mel007 @Goldfinger @PornstarMartini @debE @80sbabe @opiumpair @fezandmaz @Andy1234- @EandR @Titanium @Lovernotfighter @Lexi @Jophanie @Vanezza @markh1054 @hornyleekcouple @fincon @SexyS @74n78 @Tempted @YeOldeWitchDoc @Brett @MadMax90 @Cheekymonkey @Cheeky_Demon @Cheekychap70 @Wineoclock @2ofus @Flymo @The-A-Team @Sumpy296 @T&C @BoltonBiFemCpl @Tallfella94 @VenusR68 @Never_say_Never @GreeneyedMinx @StokeChoke @BlondieandD @blondie.and.dagwood @SamandShaun @Engaging @Privateparts @louise1970 @longdogs69 @Fetishswingers @FunAestheticOne @Colin @nightowl30 @Marcus @Funtimes83 @UKM45 @Joanne @Chezmo @Arb @PRG978 @Ahabs @uk2002 @odballmd @Brona @Niceguy_rythem @Ajandsj @Biofilm @bustynbiffa @Lenny @Emandg @Couplecuriousforfun @mancxsam77 @Sexyboo22 @South_east_swinger @Naughtycouple0414 @FitTrainer @Vex @Angeluk69 @Adscads @Fetbit @Sophie @LoveDiamonds @GreeneyedMinx

Jesus so many naughty cousins!

The Conservative Cousins -
These are the conservative cousins who we all think MAY have swinging or fetish tendencies, yet when at a party will happily drink a half litre of vodka and end the night with smudged lippy and panda eyes, or are a bit wobbly on their legs..
@The-Gent @Ambrosial @DiamondJoe @BlancoGoGo @EyesOpening @cinnamon_giggles @The_Usual_Horny_Couple @Sammy @SteLinda @Linda


The Prodigal Sons or Daughters -
Here we go.. The tumbleweeds among us. They drift in & out of our lives, definitely 'The Prodigal Son Returns Syndrome' - They're never far away, they pop back in now and again for a cuppa or just pitch up unannounced.. You know they love you really, and sometimes they appear from nowhere -
@The-Gypsy-Tangerina @LeeWidnes @2shameless @YorkshireBornAndBred @Nufccdb1980 @RobbieFutuo

The Second-Twice Removed Cousins;
These are the family members who are always around somewhere.. Partying!
Although we may not get to to see them much, they know how to either offer you an amazing cake & tea, or throw parties which are considered epicness of Biblical proportion.. It's the clubs & events!
@Mingles - @TheVA - - @CatEvolution - @BiZarreEvents - @Xtasia - @Arousal @TownhouseTwosome @bbwsoiree @ClubEntice

So, is the tree accurate? Do you fit where I placed you or should you be elsewhere?
Have I missed anyone? If so who, and where should they be put in the tree?

Of course this will be added to, but if you're on the list, not sure where you are on the tree, have a browse and let us know if our mind-mapping is correct or not.

Also, check out who else is mapped with you!
They're mapped with you for a reason you know, so who knows what mischief you can all get up to!

Remembering I will try my best to regularly update this as we go along
 
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Admin

Admin
15 September 2014
39,174
97,411
amendment

Quick update;
Time to update the family tree peeps!! x
Also this list is extremely challenging to do, so if I missed anyone; I apologise. It's not intentional. Just say, and I will add you

If you don't know - this was a plan we came up with some time ago, to link people with others. It takes a lot of time to write so we apologise if we have missed anyone..

-Okay so Sexy Peeps, @Pearls and I were talking this morning over our coffee, and we decided that mind-mapping you all - as we do, yes genuinely, we can actually create somewhat of a family tree.
Bearing in mind not only do we know almost every member we have here, we also have been fortunate enough to get to know your on-screen persona's too.

This puts us into the position of being able to form a mind-map of you all, hence our SS Family Tree.
Now, we will endeavour to do our best here - if we forget anyone, trust me it's not intentional.
It has taken a bit of thought to do this but it's not exhaustive just as families are not.
M'kay now I've covered my arse here goes.....

Parents
Papa @Admin Mamma @Pearls

The children
@meandlis @Therapon @Miss-Sexy-Legs
As with all children, some are more demanding than others, some lovable rogues- but your family wouldn't work without them.

Grandparents
@Steed99 - Grampa Steed he's gonna love me for this one...


The NAWTY Cousins
(bet all you other naughty buggers wished you went into this one didn't ya!?) These are the ones who you know, bugger off anywhere - everywhere, do anything, get into all sorts of bloody mischief - ANY opportunity is an opportunity to get pissed, and by the end of the night they're either chatting birds up at the bar, or have their knickers down their ankles - yes we all know the type.. Anyway,

@meet_the_fockers @Kwaka_Rider @T&C @MP386 @ken_and_tigs @that_ll_do_boo @Baldricknkaz @h0rnyuk @Cathy @Downunder @Harry&Janey @H_G_CambsCouple @mrclouse @tricky-dicky
@Letsplay4real @Cheeky_Demon @First3some666 @Looby&Lew @Ms_kinky_Emma @TherLegs @TheBrunetteandtheSexToy @Two4Tango @Westcoastcouple @Mrswestcoastcouple @Mrandmrsdkswing
@Nigel&Julie @SuperKing1981 @hubbyandwife1 @Lebexsex @Captain-Smith-and-Lady-Jane @Mel007 @Goldfinger @PornstarMartini @debE @80sbabe @opiumpair @fezandmaz @Andy1234- @EandR @Titanium @Lovernotfighter @Lexi @Jophanie @Vanezza @markh1054 @hornyleekcouple @fincon @SexyS @74n78 @Tempted @YeOldeWitchDoc @Brett @MadMax90 @Cheekymonkey @Cheeky_Demon @Cheekychap70 @Wineoclock @2ofus @Flymo @The-A-Team @Sumpy296 @T&C @BoltonBiFemCpl @Tallfella94 @VenusR68 @Never_say_Never @GreeneyedMinx @StokeChoke @BlondieandD @blondie.and.dagwood @SamandShaun @Engaging @Privateparts @louise1970 @longdogs69 @Fetishswingers @FunAestheticOne @Colin @nightowl30 @Marcus @Funtimes83 @UKM45 @Joanne @Chezmo @Arb @PRG978 @Ahabs @uk2002 @Oddballmd @Brona @Niceguy_rythem @Ajandsj @Biofilm @bustynbiffa @Lenny @Emandg @Couplecuriousforfun @mancxsam77 @Sexyboo22 @South_east_swinger @Naughtycouple0414 @FitTrainer @Vex @Angeluk69 @Adscads @Fetbit @Sophie @LoveDiamonds @GreeneyedMinx
@Doublebubble2

Jesus so many naughty cousins!

The Conservative Cousins -
These are the conservative cousins who we all think MAY have swinging or fetish tendencies, yet when at a party will happily drink a half litre of vodka and end the night with smudged lippy and panda eyes, or are a bit wobbly on their legs..
@The-Gent @Ambrosial @DiamondJoe @BlancoGoGo @EyesOpening @cinnamon_giggles @The_Usual_Horny_Couple @Sammy @SteLinda @Linda


The Prodigal Sons or Daughters -
Here we go.. The tumbleweeds among us. They drift in & out of our lives, definitely 'The Prodigal Son Returns Syndrome' - They're never far away, they pop back in now and again for a cuppa or just pitch up unannounced.. You know they love you really, and sometimes they appear from nowhere -
@The-Gypsy-Tangerina @LeeWidnes @2shameless @YorkshireBornAndBred @Nufccdb1980 @RobbieFutuo @The_Bibas

The Second-Twice Removed Cousins;
These are the family members who are always around somewhere.. Partying!
Although we may not get to to see them much, they know how to either offer you an amazing cake & tea, or throw parties which are considered epicness of Biblical proportion.. It's the clubs & events!
@Mingles - @TheVA - - @CatEvolution - @BiZarreEvents - @Xtasia - @Arousal @TownhouseTwosome @bbwsoiree @ClubEntice

So, is the tree accurate? Do you fit where I placed you or should you be elsewhere?
Have I missed anyone? If so who, and where should they be put in the tree?

Of course this will be added to, but if you're on the list, not sure where you are on the tree, have a browse and let us know if our mind-mapping is correct or not.

Also, check out who else is mapped with you!
They're mapped with you for a reason you know, so who knows what mischief you can all get up to!

Remembering I will try my best to regularly update this as we go along
 

Baldrick

5 July 2016
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Well we've seen everythin now . Brilliant.
Naughty cousins indeed .

We are the HillBilly cousins of the tree. The cousins that at a party everybody thinks "Oh gawd please don't come over here".
The strange cousins who you just can't look in the eye.
The cousins who when they come to your house, you turn all the lights off, lock the doors and hide behind the couch.
The cousins who at a meal eat spaghetti with their fingers, pick up their bowl to drink their soup, ask for 'mop up' bread for the gravy, always ask for ketchup no matter what food is served.
The cousins who envoke thoughts of stereotypical banjo music wherever we go whilst chewing the obligatory strand of straw.

Bnk
Xxx
 

Admin

Admin
15 September 2014
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This is a very hard thing for me to do...but - I mean where else am I to place you two? Had to be nawty cousins...
The ones where you think - should we/shouldn't we, at family parties and outings?
The ones where you think - oops, but honey we have to send an invite.
The ones where you think - but they are family, they gotta come.. I know you aren't sure about their spaghetti eating finger antics, but they're with us nonetheless. Such is life....
The ones where you think - balls. You can choose your friends....

Or
The ones where you think - damn! you know.. these peeps are funny, let's get pissed, loads of beer in and invite BnK around for a mega party!
Because those are the family/BnK's I'd want to have at my party.... x

Thank you.. goes some time back but long time no do.
 

DiamondJoe

4 July 2017
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My brain hurts just trying to read that.

*cue complaints from people who've been missed off*
 
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