Swingers slang

[FLC]

I've not come across a post like this and thought it'd be helpful for the new swinging folk.
Swingers have their own language and lets be honest, if you're new it can be a lil intimidating if you've not got a clue what anyones saying.
If you have any swingers slang, please type the word followed by it's definition.
I'll get the ball rolling.

Unicorn - Single bi fem. Often illusive, but they do exist. Do not refer to them as such to their face, many find this term offensive.

SPERM - Single Persistent ERect Males. A term some use to refer to single males. As above i assume many men may find this offensive too.

MFF - Male Female Female threesome.

MMF - Male Male Female threesome.

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Nice one FLC pretty partial to the odd unicorn, as I'm sure your well aware!!
Roll up roll up.. Form an orderly queue

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I'll keep checking for applicants

 

[Pearls]

Fff yummy

 

[meet_the_fockers]

spit roasted
The position when a woman is on her hands and knees with a guy behind her doing her doggie style while another male is in front of her and she is sucking on his penis. Looks very much like a pig being roasted on a spit.
Trixie was the life of the party when she was spit roasted in front of the crowd.

 

[Pearls]

spit roasted
The position when a woman is on her hands and knees with a guy behind her doing her doggie style while another male is in front of her and she is sucking on his penis. Looks very much like a pig being roasted on a spit.
Trixie was the life of the party when she was spit roasted in front of the crowd.

Thats a polite way of putting it Mrs S and the use of Penis,, well xx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Thats a polite way of putting it Mrs S and the use of Penis,, well xx

Never one to beat around the bush well maybe on occasion.

 

[Pearls]

Never one to beat around the bush well maybe on occasion.

Im impressed

 

[meet_the_fockers]

spit roasted
The position when a woman is on her hands and knees with a guy behind her doing her doggie style while another male is in front of her and she is sucking on his penis. Looks very much like a pig being roasted on a spit.
Trixie was the life of the party when she was spit roasted in front of the crowd.

Lucky trixie

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Im impressed

Are you that impressed, you'll lie down?

 

[Pearls]

Are you that impressed, you'll lie down?

I am.. what you on about and the oxygen is out

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Oooooo mow your talking
Is sybillllllll tied up?

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Mow
Mow lol must stop spamming

 

[Admin]

Excellent!! I'll show you how to add it to THESE x

+1 NEVER call a unicorn a unicorn.... x

 

[Admin]

Nice one FLC pretty partial to the odd unicorn
Roll up roll up.. Form an orderly queue

Likewise.... but in a completely different concept than you can imagine...
trust me x

 

[riccarda]

BDSM loves acronyms:

SSC: safe, sane and consensual
RACK: risk-accepted consensual kink

and best of all

YKINMKBYKIOK: Your Kink Is Not My Kink But Your Kink Is OK

 

[Sassy_but_Classy]

Most informative, thank you! Found the site at last! Oh, and please don't call me a unicorn or my face lol x

I've not come across a post like this and thought it'd be helpful for the new swinging folk.
Swingers have their own language and lets be honest, if you're new it can be a lil intimidating if you've not got a clue what anyones saying.
If you have any swingers slang, please type the word followed by it's definition.
I'll get the ball rolling.

Unicorn - Single bi fem. Often illusive, but they do exist. Do not refer to them as such to their face, many find this term offensive.

SPERM - Single Persistent ERect Males. A term some use to refer to single males. As above i assume many men may find this offensive too.

MFF - Male Female Female threesome.

MMF - Male Male Female threesome.

Most informative FLC,

I've not come across a post like this and thought it'd be helpful for the new swinging folk.
Swingers have their own language and lets be honest, if you're new it can be a lil intimidating if you've not got a clue what anyones saying.
If you have any swingers slang, please type the word followed by it's definition.
I'll get the ball rolling.

Unicorn - Single bi fem. Often illusive, but they do exist. Do not refer to them as such to their face, many find this term offensive.

SPERM - Single Persistent ERect Males. A term some use to refer to single males. As above i assume many men may find this offensive too.

MFF - Male Female Female threesome.

MMF - Male Male Female threesome.
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[Sassy_but_Classy]

To my face that should have said !

 

[Admin]

Not usually something I would recommend - "ooh you're the unicorn from ** " ooops
Will add these to the list, and make the list easier to find.

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I like unicorns, I love them in my face too,

 

[Admin]

I like unicorns, I love them ON my face too,

Corrected

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Likewise.... but in a completely different concept than you can imagine...
trust me x

No enlighten me? No understandy?!

 

[Admin]

Muahaha not publicly.. NO WAY Jose... xx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Corrected

That's just too much information!! Theres that poor woman again. must be dizzy by now!!

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Muahaha not publicly.. NO WAY Jose... xx

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