The Sex Was Going Great Till........... Let's Fill In The Blanks

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Deleted member 1402

• 25 October 2016

• #76

The cat jumped onto the bed

 

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RLJ

• 26 October 2016

• #77

She put her hip out of place

 

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Deleted member 1030

• 26 October 2016

• #78

He said that he didn't like the pillowcases.

 

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Deleted member 1402

• 26 October 2016

• #79

The smell of last nights sprouts started to leak out of her booty!

 

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Jenny79

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Chesterfield

• 19 November 2016

• #80

Till she said I wonder how Andy's doing? Andy being my best friend at the time when asked about it replied oh I think about lots when I'm having sex with you!!! Ok thanks

 

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Deleted member 1030

• 19 November 2016

• #81

Jenny79 said:

Till she said I wonder how Andy's doing? Andy being my best friend at the time when asked about it replied oh I think about lots when I'm having sex with you!!! Ok thanks

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14 November 2016

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Chesterfield

• 19 November 2016

• #82

meandlis said:

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I know right omg!!!

 

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Deleted member 1030

• 19 November 2016

• #83

I know a guy that could answer... "Until she turned into a werewolf and I ran off down the street, screaming and naked."

Remember, kids - just say 'no!'

 

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uk2002

30 October 2015

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• 19 November 2016

• #84

I called out her mothers name.....

 

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Colin

25 July 2016

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• 20 November 2016

• #85

The sheep was struggling that much it ripped my willies lol

 

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meet_the_fockers

• 20 November 2016

• #86

He fell off the bed

 

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Pearls

18 July 2015

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• 20 November 2016

• #87

meet_the_fockers said:

He fell off the bed

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Or two

 

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meet_the_fockers

• 20 November 2016

• #88

Pearls said:

Or two

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True story...
And the morale don't get lippy or you get evicted... xx

 

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Pearls

18 July 2015

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• 20 November 2016

• #89

meet_the_fockers said:

True story...
And the the don't get lippy or you get evicted... xx

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I saying nothing

 

FitTrainer

29 May 2015

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• 20 November 2016

• #90

Until my wife asked where I got my stamina from and I replied "my dad"

 

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Lovernotfighter

3 February 2016

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York

• 20 November 2016

• #91

until I saw her friend peaking through the door.

 

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Happy Couple

16 April 2015

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• 21 November 2016

• #92

Who the only way I can describe him was a cross between the elegant man
Hunchback and Freddie cruger

 

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Turnuptheheat

• 21 November 2016

• #93

Until the Prince Albert came out and she started choking and going blue..

 

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ScienceJ

7 November 2016

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• 21 November 2016

• #94

My efforts at edging failed

 

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meet_the_fockers

• 21 November 2016

• #95

ScienceJ said:

My efforts at edging failed

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Oh noooo its over rated x

 

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TrustySteed

• 24 November 2016

• #96

I called her by my exes name...

 

ScienceJ

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• 24 November 2016

• #97

TrustySteed said:

I called her by my exes name...

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I've *never* done this but there's an apocryphal game called sexual rodeo where one is engaged in the act of coitus and at the most important of points shout out her sisters name ... and see how long you can hang on

 

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Happy Couple

16 April 2015

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• 25 November 2016

• #98

Until I noticed her foof hadn't been washed for over a month

 

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Deleted member 1030

• 25 November 2016

• #99

Happy Couple said:

Until I noticed her foof hadn't been washed for over a month

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Scrunchy&Muffet

• 25 November 2016

• #100

Happy Couple said:

Until I noticed her foof hadn't been washed for over a month

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ewwwwwwww. Whiffy lol xxx

 

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