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Max-the-3rd

• 25 November 2016

• #101

I chocked on her nipple piercing.xx(actually happened, it was never seen again.xx)

 

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No longer with us

• 25 November 2016

• #102

He whispered in her ear "ur sisters tighter "

 

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Happy Couple

16 April 2015

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• 25 November 2016

• #103

Until he lost the dildo up his arse and had to go to A and E to have it removed

 

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Midland....

• 25 November 2016

• #104

Until your girlfriend walked in and shouted 'mum'!

 

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Happy Couple

16 April 2015

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• 25 November 2016

• #105

You got in drunk slid into bed ant started having oral you though this is different you turned the light on
Oh shit it's the mother in law

 

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Deleted member 1402

• 26 November 2016

• #106

his banjo string snapped

 

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Happy Couple

16 April 2015

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• 26 November 2016

• #107

The rugby started on the telly

 

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Deleted member 1402

• 26 November 2016

• #108

until his cock ring became lodged and his cock and balls turned purple

 

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Happy Couple

16 April 2015

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• 26 November 2016

• #109

Until the door opens and her husband walks in with a 12 bore

 

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Scrunchy&Muffet

• 26 November 2016

• #110

The boardroom table broke xx

 

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MP386

9 November 2015

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• 26 November 2016

• #111

She looked up and said " have you put the bins out "

 

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MP386

9 November 2015

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• 26 November 2016

• #112

She said " I scraped the car on the car park barrier today "

 

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Scrunchy&Muffet

• 26 November 2016

• #113

She said "are you in yet?" lol x

 

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Deleted member 1030

• 26 November 2016

• #114

He said "am I in yet?"

 

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Scrunchy&Muffet

• 26 November 2016

• #115

meandlis said:

He said "am I in yet?"

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Ewww like poking a stick in a bucket hahahah xx

 

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MP386

9 November 2015

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• 26 November 2016

• #116

She said " the decorators are in "

 

Happy Couple

16 April 2015

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• 26 November 2016

• #117

She said did I tell you I fucked your brother an hour ago

 

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Deleted member 1030

• 26 November 2016

• #118

Happy Couple said:

She said did I tell you I fucked your brother an hour ago

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And he said "oh, an hour after I did!"

 

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Deleted member 2610

• 26 November 2016

• #119

Cut your toe nails they are sharp mm mm x

 

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No longer with us

• 27 November 2016

• #120

MP386 said:

She said " I scraped the car on the car park barrier today "

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Very funny.....not

 

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MP386

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• 27 November 2016

• #121

Her_him69 said:

Very funny.....not

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Opps

 

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Happy Couple

16 April 2015

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• 27 November 2016

• #122

Until I decided to put the PS4 on

 

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Deleted member 2610

• 27 November 2016

• #123

You put more effort in the gym than here errrk

 

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Happy Couple

16 April 2015

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• 27 November 2016

• #124

I'm a celebrity came on

 

mrclouse

I am Batman ?

28 March 2016

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• 28 November 2016

• #125

she farted in my face