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DiamondJoe

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When I was 19, I got some award at university for being a good little unit or something and I wouldn't have bothered but there was cash involved.

So I wore a black velvet 3-piece suite, blood red satin shirt. I painted flames rising up from the heels of my black boots and then I bleached, then dyed all my hair - face furniture, eyebrows, everything - bright red.

And then I went along to the War Studies prize giving dinner.

They were like, "WTF are you??!"

I'm here for the money.

 

Antogs

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Baldricknkaz said:
I would give @Vanezza a car and driving lessons so they could get their sexy bums down to the Birthday Bash

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For Balders this weekend, just so he doesn't get a crick in his neck after spending too long looking up at the sexy Kaz as she struts her stuff in her sexy high heels

 

Baldrick

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Antogs said:
For Balders this weekend, just so he doesn't get a crick in his neck after spending too long looking up at the sexy Kaz as she struts her stuff in her sexy high heels

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How very kind. I am only 5 ft 6 in. This will come in very handy when trying to get served at the bar.

Hang on a minute is the stool for me to stand on so I'm eye level with Kaz, or for Kaz to stand on so I don't have to lean to perve on her?

B x
 

Antogs

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Baldricknkaz said:
How very kind. I am only 5 ft 6 in. This will come in very handy when trying to get served at the bar.

Hang on a minute is the stool for me to stand on so I'm eye level with Kaz, or for Kaz to stand on so I don't have to lean to perve on her?

B x
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Ha Ha, I can think of a number of ways you could utilise that particular piece of equipment that would result in a great deal of mutual satisfaction
 
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Antogs

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Of, and by the way Balders, YES I have danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.......she's quite a mover :collar:
 
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