Before being married I remember getting hot and heavy with a nice young man in a club, we spent the evening teasing and he was practically bursting out of his trousers. Left town in a taxi, all over each other practically undressing in the taxi, got back to his flat, practically dry humping all the way to his bedroom only for the door to open and see a bedroom full of teenage mutant ninja turtle stuffed toys! When I say full I mean full alll the shelves, units and floor, he even had the bed spread!
I left quickly x