what *swings* it for you..

[Deleted member 1030]

Remind me - what was this thread about

It was about nice things; pretty eyes, a shapely bottom, maybe a well-turned ankle... next thing you know, it's all suffocation and eating brains!

I think I need a responsible adult with me when I view this site!

Does anyone know one?

 

[zebo]

Does anyone know one?

On here . . ..responsible . . . you're having a larf !!

 

[Deleted member 1030]

On here . . ..responsible . . . you're having a larf !!

Yes, I realised that it was a bit of a long shot

 

[zebo]

Yes, I realised that it was a bit of a long shot

@meandlis you have a better chance of winning the euromillions

 

[Pearls]

Remind me - what was this thread about

It was @zebo fault talking about stapling fannys and eating brains

 

[zebo]

i could always staple brains and eat fannies . . . . . ooooo what a good idea

 

[Pearls]

i could always staple brains and eat fannies . . . . . ooooo what a good idea

 

[meet_the_fockers]

i could always staple brains and eat fannies . . . . . ooooo what a good idea

Can someone help.me please, why just why do i do it

 

[Pearls]

Can someone help.me please, why just why do i do it

You are bloody mental

 

[meet_the_fockers]

You are bloody mental

I think you maybe right

 

[zebo]

@Pearls you did rather walk into that one, @meet_the_fockers maybe you're a secret masochist

 

[meet_the_fockers]

@Pearls you did rather walk into that one, @meet_the_fockers maybe you're a secret masochist

who knows maybe im a secret cocky chopper offa

 

[Pearls]

@Pearls you did rather walk into that one, @meet_the_fockers maybe you're a secret masochist

You are all mental

 

[Pearls]

who knows maybe im a secret cocky chopper offa

Haha go girly

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Haha go girly

Snip snip

 

[zebo]

who knows maybe im a secret cocky chopper offa

I'm safe then, mine's that small its almost a clit

 

[Pearls]

Snip snip

Nom Nom xx

 

[Pearls]

I'm safe then, mine's that small its almost a clit

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I'm safe then, mine's that small its almost a clit

I have nail scissors with a pink handle and everyyyyy thing

 

[Pearls]

I have nail scissors with a pink handle and everyyyyy thing

Have you got those little pink pliers too

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Have you got those little pink pliers too

Yes in a velvet box with naff roses printed on them..

 

[Pearls]

Yes in a velvet box with naff roses printed on them..

Me too xx

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

Didnt god invemt pillows for the ugly face part .. bad I know but hey

haha i tried shoving one in your face more than once tart

 

[zebo]

haha i tried shoving one in your face more than once tart

 

[popeye89]

I like a pretty face. Good thing with that, is that, that itself is subjective. I've a weakness for gorgeous eyes and kissable lips.