never been in since but I did not see anyone we knew on the way to the bar fortunately
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MickeyBlueBalls
It was the car battery and jump leads that put you off wasn't it? I admit the gimp costumes were a bit much.Yeah sorry about that. You did say you like to get wild though.
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This is completely genuine. I was gobsmacked!!Many moons ago we had a couple come to ours for the evening, they arrived with two large suitcases and a massive plastic box all full of toys and torture gear
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MickeyBlueBalls
Sounds to me as though that was their plan from the outset. Knobheads! Glad you came away with no drama though.
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MickeyBlueBalls
Hell I have a never ending list of stuff you should not do on a meet.
Men don't get your wife to dress all sexy and lovely then you show up looking like you have been gardening all day. Blokes lack of effort kills more meets than anything.
Men don't get your wife to dress all sexy and lovely then you show up looking like you have been gardening all day. Blokes lack of effort kills more meets than anything.
MOTM
It was tricky. We do enjoy some things and are naturally D/s anyway. But it was the sheer amount that was crazy and what was in it.
I got zapped!
We kind of went with the flow but I did make some noise about do's and don't's.
MOTM
They zapped your do dahIt was tricky. We do enjoy some things and are naturally D/s anyway. But it was the sheer amount that was crazy and what was in it.
I got zapped!
We kind of went with the flow but I did make some noise about do's and don't's.
Never again. 
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MickeyBlueBalls
Holy shit, they had a tazer? Sounds like my kinda party. You still have their details?They zapped your do dah
Bloody hell your gonna do time if your caught with a tazer same sentence as having a knife
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MickeyBlueBalls
I know, they're bad news. I've had the misfortune of being the recipient . I'd have preferred to be shot.
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Sammy
Oh ladies
Thanks so much very insightful all round , I've almost i mean almost peed myself laughing
Please keep the advice coming as well as the laughs
Feckinh knitting !!!! In yer 30s on a meet , words fail me
Suitcases and crates of toys - dammm I'm nosey
Thanks again
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Trust me micky I have been shot and its not something I would want to happen again - give me the tazer any time lol
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We had a meet, in our early days of swinging, with one couple and we made them go and have a shower first
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Like I say, this was early days of us swinging. We learned several valuable lessons, swinging no-nos, from that meet!
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Sammy
Just a tad Miss G - but only in the interest of public concern and safety , we know it's not for any other reason !!!!
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The biggest one was how not to arrange a meet. It was a catalogue of errors. I won't tell you in an open forum, in case they join one day lol
Hygiene is a really important one!
Simple manners is another, if you are not familiar with people then simply asking 'may I?' before doing something goes a long way, otherwise eventually you're going to upset someone unintentionally.
Be discreet when out in public! Some people talk in really loud voices and doing that in a local pub when on a swinging meet is not a good plan lol.
Don't be all touchy feely without prior permission even if that permission is very subtle.
If a couple and one or other of you doesn't want to play then say so before play starts! That always helps lol.
Don't assume and don't put pressure on people to do something they don't want to do and of course 'No' does mean No the first time not the fifth.
Most of it is common sense to be honest but there are lots out there that can't be bothered to use it
Simple manners is another, if you are not familiar with people then simply asking 'may I?' before doing something goes a long way, otherwise eventually you're going to upset someone unintentionally.
Be discreet when out in public! Some people talk in really loud voices and doing that in a local pub when on a swinging meet is not a good plan lol.
Don't be all touchy feely without prior permission even if that permission is very subtle.
If a couple and one or other of you doesn't want to play then say so before play starts! That always helps lol.
Don't assume and don't put pressure on people to do something they don't want to do and of course 'No' does mean No the first time not the fifth.
Most of it is common sense to be honest but there are lots out there that can't be bothered to use it
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Don't get pissed on a meet. Our very first meet with a full swap couple. She got so pissed I called the whole thing off as no was she fit to consent to anything. If its a social drink as much as you like just don't be an arse
We've been in a similar situation where one party drank to excess. I have a view that if I need to be drunk to do it then I shouldn't be doing it in the first place. It's also a bit if a turn off for me tbh. Looby xx
