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CorrectBut what would you have with your fry up? Seaweed and cockles?
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CorrectBut what would you have with your fry up? Seaweed and cockles?
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I'll be having none of that then. My pencil has caused enough damage. Even the Child Support Calculator ran out of digitsNow cockles and laverbread puts lead in your pencil![]()

I'll be having none of that then. My pencil has caused enough damage. Even the Child Support Calculator ran out of digits
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But what would you have with your fry up? Seaweed and cockles?
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Lovely ....

That's, basically, what a sprout is; a fart in edible form

It’s lovely as long as they dead fishiesSushi.
Love my fish..love my rice..but not together and certainly not raw![]()

I love Sushi.Sushi.
Love my fish..love my rice..but not together and certainly not raw![]()
I was in that one moment a hero (or possibly a twat) to all the other diners 
Now I only ask this because it's you but........... Did you mean to?I ate a scorpion once![]()

Now I only ask this because it's you but........... Did you mean to?
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Such a 'right' question to askNow I only ask this because it's you but........... Did you mean to?
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It was at the bottom of a bottle of.... er, either tequila or vodkaNow I only ask this because it's you but........... Did you mean to?
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and I was dared to eat it by the rest of the party but - by the time I plucked up the courage and munched the little fella down (tasted like crunchy alcohol, for the record) - the drunken sods had all lost interest and were chatting about someone else, missing my prandial bravery It was at the bottom of a bottle of.... er, either tequila or vodkaand I was dared to eat it by the rest of the party but - by the time I plucked up the courage and munched the little fella down (tasted like crunchy alcohol, for the record) - the drunken sods had all lost interest and were chatting about someone else, missing my prandial bravery
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