Worst christmas present

[Pearls]

Mine would have to be a rich cotton nightie with pink flowers on it from my darling mother..

 

[Pearls]

I remember this awful cheap perfume I had knocking around from when I was a teenager, and my partner at the time got it into his head that it was my favourite scent and kept buying it me every christmas for like 4 or 5 years and I didn't have the heart to tell him I hated it

Think we were all there at some point

 

[Therapon]

Several come to mind. All jumpers from my aunt, all hideous.

 

[Deleted member 2610]

Why when you say nothing thank you they turn with that's Boots box set you hate the smell of, facial wash, aftershave haven't they noticed I've got a beard grrrr....

 

[kopinov]

A leaf-blower.

I live in Cumbria... like I need something to blow leaves around FFS!!

 

[covertmick]

The time I was given a pair of socks by my uncle and aunt that wasn't funny after they found out I was on the fet scene. It was so embarrassing I could of died. Best boy ever. I did drink a lot that day after.

 

[EvilS]

Brut.

Unless you're time travelling back to the 70's you have no need for this godawful stuff.

 

[Lace]

Too many to mention but most people send me flowers, hate them x

 

[Pearls]

Haha Im not suprised xx

 

[Admin]

I like brut and old Spice.. They are making a come back. X

No way!?
yuk.

 

[Admin]

Yes way..all over superdrug.. I will get you one
X

So I can write about it in this thread, next year? x

 

[EvilS]

I like brut and old Spice.. They are making a come back. X

Funny you should say that I have some Old Spice Swagger deodorant. Its makes me feel as cool as it sounds.

Another present I got last year was a snood/neckwarmer. I wore it once on a run and made my mind up I looked a prize winning pillock wearing it (even more so than usual!), it's been in the drawer since.

 

[EvilS]

I bought that myself so nerrr nerrrr.
So while technically a gift (to myself), this isn't a best gift thread

 

[meet_the_fockers]

A maiden, clothes horse dependant on which part of the country you are from!

 

[sweetNsaucy]

A dictionary.... To go with a scrabble game at the time didn't have scrabble¿....x

 

[sweetNsaucy]

A dictionary.... To go with a scrabble game at the time didn't have scrabble¿....x

Thats mrs's, mine was a pair of shocking pink leg warmers from a girlfriend back in the 80's.... oh my god, so bad...

 

[The-A-Team]

Why when you say nothing thank you they turn with that's Boots box set you hate the smell of, facial wash, aftershave haven't they noticed I've got a beard grrrr....

Have you really ??? Gosh !!

 

[Curious]

Seeing me lusting after a sexy pair of slim fit, high heeled New Rocks, my ex bought me a pair of the giant clunky feckers that weight a ton.

I stomped around in those for over a year before we finally split up, and I gladly gave them away to someone much shorter and broader than I

 

[Admin]

The big clunky ones aren't exactly the same as the slim fit high heels..

 

[Curious]

The big clunky ones aren't exactly the same as the slim fit high heels..

Not, but taste and perception were not his strong points

 

[smutwizard]

Not, but taste and perception were not his strong points

I've yet to work out what his strong points were

 

[Admin]

I've yet to work out what his strong points were

He did have good taste at some point though?
After all, he was with Curious before the boot? Thankfully that's likely to be the only thing you have in common

 

[Admin]

Okay as I never mentioned anything, think mine was probably one of those shitty sweet machines that help you 'save' at the same time. (as a kid obviously)
1, the sweets got stuck so I got a hammer to it to get all the sweets.

2, It never helped me save. See 1 ^


Apart from that, never had any complaints besides dodgy coffee mugs.

 

[Curious]

I've yet to work out what his strong points were

He played guitar

 

[smutwizard]

He did have good taste at some point though?
After all, he was with Curious before the boot? Thankfully that's likely to be the only thing you have in common

He really was the exact opposite of me lol