You know you're a swinger, when....

[Lips_Pearls]

....You go to have a shave and forget to do your face

 

[Brumcouple2013]

When your overnight case is full of sex toys but no clothes.

 

[BlancoGoGo]

You have to make sure your business and 'fun' contact cards never get mixed up.

 

[Phoenixcouplexx]

You are constantly looking at people and knowing instantly if your partner would be 'in to them'.

 

[Phoenixcouplexx]

You like to guess who is and who isn't a fellow swinger, together in the vanilla world

 

[Mrandmrsdkswing]

You attend numerous fancy dress bday parties. And you kids want to know which friend it is

 

[Ahabs]

When you actually stay up to listen to the neighbours,.. rather than get annoyed at the sleep you're losing

 

[Deleted member 1030]

.... when the postman knocks, you say "meandlis dislikes this post"

 

[meet_the_fockers]

You have more frilly knickers, than bridgettes..

 

[Looby&Lew]

When clubbing is a more frequent event in your 50s than it ever was in your teens and 20s......

 

[Tigress]

You're having lots of fun

 

[Tigress]

You say to your children "We're going out clubbing" and they look at you with disbelief and disgust...

 

[Lovernotfighter]

When you have Pampas grass planted in your front lawn *all the lols*

 

[Lovernotfighter]

When you carry two condoms in wallet just in case.

 

[Tigress]

You like Marmite

 

[Tigress]

When you carry two condoms in wallet just in case.

And your children see them, knowing you've been 'done'. Eeeek!

 

[Never_say_Never]

You unlock your phone at the bar in full view of everyone and the screen hat displays is Social Swinging! lol xx

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Your 8 yr old is complaining he never gets invited to fancy dress. Its not fair mummy, I want to go as spiderman

 

[meet_the_fockers]

When you have Pampas grass planted in your front lawn *all the lols*

Bloody nora my mother had pampas grass.. actually thinking about it... she went to a lot of fancy dress parties.. er ok.. holy moly penny drops.

 

[tricky-dicky]

When surrounded by perverts you feel quite at home :cuffs:

 

[meet_the_fockers]

When surrounded by perverts you feel quite at home :cuffs:

There are perverts on here?

 

[Lovernotfighter]

Bloody nora my mother had pampas grass.. actually thinking about it... she went to a lot of fancy dress parties.. er ok.. holy moly penny drops.

My mum always wanted some, more so after she left my dad

 

[Joanne]

You go to a swingers club every weekend!

I wish!

 

[Never_say_Never]

I wish!

Can't wait to go again, just don't want to walk in not knowing if there will be anyone we know so we'll have someone to at least chat with initially xx

 

[Joanne]

You actively encourage your partner to shag all your mates