You know you're a swinger, when....

[Never_say_Never]

Suppose we are just lucky there then..... no kids so we can play out late without the worry of getting home

So can we, only the dog to worry about xx

 

[Never_say_Never]

You actively encourage your partner to shag all your mates

Don't know if that would be a little to close to home for us. Think that may open a can of worms xx

 

[Cheekychap70]

I wish!

Patience Jo. Good things come to those who wait xx

 

[Joanne]

Patience Jo. Good things come to those who wait xx

Hope so x

 

[Ahabs]

When you check your personal diary for a free weekend to arrange a meet

 

[BoltonBiFemCpl]

when you turn your bedroom lights on at random times so it wont look suss when "friends" are visiting

 

[Pearls]

When you both eye up the hot tottie walking down the street and thinking the same thing

 

[Ahabs]

Don't know if that would be a little to close to home for us. Think that may open a can of worms xx

It's ok when all your mates are swingers

 

[Lovernotfighter]

When you wet shave your parts more than your face.

 

[Lovernotfighter]

And you'll love this one its super funny honestly,
when you (and your partner) consensual have sex with other people.

 

[Deleted member 2610]

You smile when your friends talk about Swinging and they ask you what that new black ring is on your finger xxx :0))

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Your partner hmmm... keeps asking if any of those cute little nurses you work with, are Bi or maybe swing!!

 

[BoltonBiFemCpl]

You smile when your friends talk about Swinging and they ask you what that new black ring is on your finger xxx :0))

Black ring - did I miss something here

 

[BlancoGoGo]

Black ring - did I miss something here

It's a sure sign.....black ring, ring finger right hand.....

 

[Deleted member 2610]

Black ring - did I miss something here

Wearing a black ring on your right ring finger indicates our lifestyle xxx :0))

 

[BoltonBiFemCpl]

Wearing a black ring on your right ring finger indicates our lifestyle xxx :0))

Well thanks for the info that's new to us

 

[Deleted member 2610]

Well thanks for the info that's new to us

Since finding this out and wearing mine I'm always looking at people's hands...hope it's not a fetish errrk xxx :0))

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

Ive owned one for a few years now but it was handmade by a fellow swinger for me who just happens to be a jeweller

 

[BlancoGoGo]

Thats news to the both of us too, since when has this been ?

I think it's more common in America, but we're making our mission to make it catch on over here!

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Now where did i put the gloves.

 

[2hunters]

When you have to order latex sheets for a house party

 

[meet_the_fockers]

When you have to order latex sheets for a house party

Hey guys good to see you..

 

[2hunters]

Hey guys good to see you..

and you!

 

[anniefanniewannie22]

When your sat in the bar on a date and a group of drunk men say " there talking to each other so obviously there not married" then they ask how did you two meet then there is this awkward moment of silence !!!! And your date says " I found her up a mountain " really was that the best reply

 

[Lovernotfighter]

When you're looking in the argos index for something and you go "what, you're selling what now" because you see the listing 'swing sets - 1264'