You know you're a swinger, when....

[Therapon]

The local sex shop knows you by your first name

Shopping again eh

 

[Pearls]

Shopping again eh

Just popped out for a few bits you know? Preparations

 

[Therapon]

Just popped out for a few bits you know? Preparations

I like it, new bits are always fun to try out

 

[Pearls]

I like it, new bits are always fun to try out

What’s wrong?

That’s a normal reply

 

[Therapon]

What’s wrong?

That’s a normal reply

Sorry I was distracted perving viewing some kit online

 

[Pearls]

Sorry I was distracted perving viewing some kit online

Phew that’s ok then

 

[Stew]

When you can remember the user name but not their real one

 

[Pearls]

When you can remember the user name but not their real one

Shit so true

 

[Lips_Pearls]

When you can remember the user name but not their real one

Shit so true

Oh damn! Aye....

 

[Lips_Pearls]

You know you’re a swinger when during the summer in the car & you pass a lady in a summer dress you both turn heads. ? x

 

[Therapon]

You know you’re a swinger when during the summer in the car & you pass a lady in a summer dress you both turn heads. ? x

I do that all the time, I just assumed I was a perv

 

[Lips_Pearls]

I do that all the time, I just assumed I was a perv

Well yes but we’re both at it. ?