When your wardrobe (& drawers) and bedside cabinets have all but been cleaned out of clothes etc to make way for toys, lubes and cleaning solutions 
You know you're a swinger, when....
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Hopeing they don’t look at your camera roll then you’re in polite companyWhen you have to constantly hide your phone, just incase
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I knowHopeing they don’t look at your camera roll then you’re in polite company
Hopeing they don’t look at your camera roll then you’re in polite company
Been there, done it
Same here man.Been there, done it
My outlaw once saw my todger..... dressed in a ring!
ommm :grin: :innocent:
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Same here man.
My outlaw once saw my todger..... dressed in a ring!
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I know that feelingWhen you're looking at socialswinging.com on your phone, get called away from your desk, and someone says from afar "bloody hell what's this? Plenty of fish thing?" And your speed back to your desk makes Usain Bolt look like a couch potato
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...when you're out shopping and a sexy woman passes by, and both of you notice her then look at each other with a look that says I would and I know you would with me.
We do that all the time when we are out and about
Same
xWhen you both eye up the hot tottie walking down the street and thinking the same thing
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The really fascinating ones are when later she says to me or I say to her, "but you didn't notice she was looking at you with the same look".
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You know you’re a swinger when, “ppl ask you what do you do in your spare time and you want to say perv on SS, but you end up smiling and say Tennis.”
You know you’re a swinger when you go away and 4 out of 6 bags, are for rope, toys lubes & cleaners x
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ProductsYou know you’re a swinger when you go away and 4 out of 6 bags, are for rope, toys lubes & cleaners
Cos you can’t find your knickers xAnd when you come back you only have towels to wash