You know you're a swinger, when....

[Deleted member 120]

When your wardrobe (& drawers) and bedside cabinets have all but been cleaned out of clothes etc to make way for toys, lubes and cleaning solutions

 

[Pearls]

When you have to constantly hide your phone, just incase

 

[Tiger]

When you have to constantly hide your phone, just incase

Hopeing they don’t look at your camera roll then you’re in polite company

 

[Pearls]

Hopeing they don’t look at your camera roll then you’re in polite company

I know

 

[Therapon]

Hopeing they don’t look at your camera roll then you’re in polite company

Been there, done it

 

[Deleted member 120]

Been there, done it

Same here man.
My outlaw once saw my todger..... dressed in a ring! ommm :grin: :innocent:

 

[Pearls]

Same here man.
My outlaw once saw my todger..... dressed in a ring! ommm :grin: :innocent:

 

[Deleted member 6485]

Been there, done it

Snap x

 

[Baldrick]

When you're looking at socialswinging.com on your phone, get called away from your desk, and someone says from afar "bloody hell what's this? Plenty of fish thing?" And your speed back to your desk makes Usain Bolt look like a couch potato

X

 

[Pearls]

When you're looking at socialswinging.com on your phone, get called away from your desk, and someone says from afar "bloody hell what's this? Plenty of fish thing?" And your speed back to your desk makes Usain Bolt look like a couch potato

X

I know that feeling

 

[Deleted member 3411]

...when you're out shopping and a sexy woman passes by, and both of you notice her then look at each other with a look that says I would and I know you would with me.

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

...when you're out shopping and a sexy woman passes by, and both of you notice her then look at each other with a look that says I would and I know you would with me.

We do that all the time when we are out and about

 

[Deleted member 120]

...when you're out shopping and a sexy woman passes by, and both of you notice her then look at each other with a look that says I would and I know you would with me.

We do that all the time when we are out and about

Same x

When you both eye up the hot tottie walking down the street and thinking the same thing

x

 

[Deleted member 3411]

We do that all the time when we are out and about

The really fascinating ones are when later she says to me or I say to her, "but you didn't notice she was looking at you with the same look".

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

Same x


x

Oooo a load of trollopes aint we xx

 

[Therapon]

We do that all the time when we are out and about

You, not we

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

You, not we

Lier

 

[Deleted member 120]

You, not we

LOL!

Yeah right...

 

[Pearls]

You, not we

 

[Deleted member 6684]

You know you’re a swinger when, “ppl ask you what do you do in your spare time and you want to say perv on SS, but you end up smiling and say Tennis.”

 

[Pearls]

Just packing an overnight back and not an item of clothing in sight.

 

[Deleted member 120]

You know you’re a swinger when you go away and 4 out of 6 bags, are for rope, toys lubes & cleaners x

 

[Pearls]

You know you’re a swinger when you go away and 4 out of 6 bags, are for rope, toys lubes & cleaners x

Products

 

[Pearls]

And when you come back you only have towels to wash

 

[Stew]

And when you come back you only have towels to wash

Cos you can’t find your knickers x