You know you're a swinger, when....
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You have a designated drawer just for batteries 
This is true! Ooosh. XYou have a designated drawer just for batteries
You specifically pop to the garden centre for some Pampas grass
Lol another one of the old school swingers lol ?
Keys in the bowl as you enter the lounge...
I normally end up with the key to the AA box in the lay-by on the A1
Now where is that cereal box !!
Chuckle, that made me laughI normally end up with the key to the AA box in the lay-by on the A1
Now where is that cereal box !!
You know you're a swinger when you ask your wife what she fancies for lunch, and she replies with - 'well what do you fancy? Apart from my GF' 
Omm okay... x
You know you're a swinger when you have a restless night and can't sleep - because everyone else in the bed with you snores!
Are you a snorer?
Omm okay... xYou know you're a swinger when you have a restless night and can't sleep - because everyone else in the bed with you snores!
Are you a snorer?
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Next time request evidence. You know, like a recording or something..Debatable
I would say surely not..
Some may say yesxx
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Have one of Miss CNext time request evidence. You know, like a recording or something..
to prove a point :0)) T
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Next time request evidence. You know, like a recording or something..
Have one of Miss C
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MOTM
You have to think of how we know people when we mention them. Make random things up like oh we go back to when we were in school or when I worked there 
Then you get the mother saying you got a lot of friends I’ve never heard of so where did you meet them from?
Then you get the mother saying you got a lot of friends I’ve never heard of so where did you meet them from?
Yah.. I don't know how to add to this. Everyone we know, who our malinkis or old folk have met are all Aunts, Uncles, friends or long lost family. Gets a bit fucked up after a whileYou have to think of how we know people when we mention them. Make random things up like oh we go back to when we were in school or when I worked there
Then you get the mother saying you got a lot of friends I’ve never heard of so where did you meet them from?
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MOTM
Bad in itYah.. I don't know how to add to this. Everyone we know, who our malinkis or old folk have met are all Aunts, Uncles, friends or long lost family. Gets a bit fucked up after a while
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Haha yes, @Miss-Sexy-Legs all tells her daughters anyone we meet is one of my friends
MOTM
I like itHaha yes, @Miss-Sexy-Legs all tells her daughters anyone we meet is one of my friends
Superb!Haha yes, @Miss-Sexy-Legs all tells her daughters anyone we meet is one of my friends
I like it
It wouldn't be to bad except they know how we met, that we are on this site and go to the socials. Hell she even answered the phone to one the other day, after she had rung the third time in about 10 minutes "Whatever it is hurry up we're having sex" and another time "I'm busy, he's tied on the cross". Both occasions all I heard was was a high pitched "Mam do you have to".
Yeah...uhmm... no?
I couldn't tbh. As you know, some of ours know what we do. But - and this is nothing against anyone in how they wish to pursue this lifestyle, but I couldn't be like that.
On the flip side; fucking hell!
at least you know she (MSL 
) is serious in her work! How very dare you!
It keeps the calls short and I believe I might have actually been painting at the time.
and I believe I might have actually been painting at the time.