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I was the ultimate crap chatter last night im afraid hmmm 
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And here I was enjoying my freshly cooked club sandwich, that I just made..I'm no good at talking crap so I'll just post some pictures of crap instead Rate My Poo
Lovely jubbly
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@Admin now you see what i have to put up with !! hope you didn't have branston pickle with your butty too 
Yay! I knew you'd miss us although the pub has not improved my triping skills. X
I shit you not (pun very definitely intended), my anti-virus has come up with a message that says 'do you really want to go there?' Lol. I think I may take its advice and not!!I'm no good at talking crap so I'll just post some pictures of crap instead Rate My Poo
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@Looby&Lew Its probably just your teenager, all those hormones, skin and other noxious substances will be falling off him/her like niagra falls, the good news is you will see a marked decline in dust, laundry, and food bills thats if said teenager ever leaves home 
@Looby&Lew Its probably just your teenager, all those hormones, skin and other noxious substances will be falling off him/her like niagra falls, the good news is you will see a marked decline in dust, laundry, and food bills thats if said teenager ever leaves home
Do hope so said dust bunnies have just killed my Hoover. It's overheated. Xx
Too true and they smellTrue! Teenagers. miserable, never happy, always on the want - and when you have one, you soon become scared of picking up dirty laundry and/or tissues in the bedroom
They do smell! Grrr 
The dust has killed the hoover? Oh my word. Shocking that. Feed your teenager before 16:00 and water your teenager before 16:00 and then gently ask said teenager to 'help'...
Yes that's correct, they don't like the word and it can make them jumpy and twitchy, but if fed and watered correctly - the words 'help' may not be taken with too much shock.
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The dust has killed the hoover? Oh my word. Shocking that. Feed your teenager before 16:00 and water your teenager before 16:00 and then gently ask said teenager to 'help'...
Yes that's correct, they don't like the word and it can make them jumpy and twitchy, but if fed and watered correctly - the words 'help' may not be taken with too much shock.
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Glad the domestic goddess has been in action again whilst I've been trying to get the teenager moving in free air and daylight
Help?? This teenager can't shut, cupboard doors, fridge doors,turn lights off or put empty biscuit wrappers in the bin! Why do we love them so much? Very hard to fathom at times xThey do smell! Grrr
The dust has killed the hoover? Oh my word. Shocking that. Feed your teenager before 16:00 and water your teenager before 16:00 and then gently ask said teenager to 'help'...
Yes that's correct, they don't like the word and it can make them jumpy and twitchy, but if fed and watered correctly - the words 'help' may not be taken with too much shock.
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Agreed, they seem to morph into weird beings after 12/13 and don't grow up until at least 25+
Oh and not only that, why is there never a man around to fix the Hoover when the domestic goddess is doing her thing. X oh sorry wrong thread should probably h have been a rant 
Oh and not only that, why is there never a man around to fix the Hoover when the domestic goddess is doing her thing. X oh sorry wrong thread should probably h have been a rant
Ouch! Burn...
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I specialise in hoovers, but probably not in the way you would like
I've liked that comment and I probably shouldn't have !I specialise in hoovers, but probably not in the way you would like
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@Looby&Lew a freudian click eh, something as trivial as that is where it all starts, before long you'll be experimenting with clover clamps in unusual places 
Whoa whoa whoa! Down boy it ain't never gonna happen. X@Looby&Lew a freudian click eh, something as trivial as that is where it all starts, before long you'll be experimenting with clover clamps in unusual places
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@Looby&Lew yeah . . . . thats what they all say at first, this time next year you will be suspended from the ceiling wrapped in cling film and wearing a butt plug
