My best has been 'hello' and showing interest, maybe an early 'you are beautiful/gorgeous' if its appropriate to the situation. The worst we all know and have been mentioned above lol
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Best And Worst Pick Up Lines
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Oh god!
Some good ones here, but what about best/worst knock backs?
Fancy coming to ours for the weekend?
Can't am going away next month
Oh god!
Some good ones here, but what about best/worst knock backs?
Fancy coming to ours for the weekend?
Can't am going away next month
Ooh that was a slap... my best put down was
"I'm sorry dear you are too far away"
"says 21 miles here"
"I meant "emotionally"
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I think that's most people's first hello, and (slightly off topic) what makes online dating appoaches so awkward.
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Only the "i'm gonna be busy at work for the next X amount of weeks".Oh god!
Some good ones here, but what about best/worst knock backs?
Fancy coming to ours for the weekend?
Can't am going away next month
Seriously, who works 24/7?
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Oh god!
Some good ones here, but what about best/worst knock backs?
Fancy coming to ours for the weekend?
Can't am going away next month
The worst knockback/breakup head fuck must be
You deserve someone better than me,
Or
"Ummmmm I'm not my sister" oooppps on me for that one flings with an identical twin can lead to awkwardness
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Hmmm if we're talking actually happened... "No way, you're old enough to be my Dad", I was 31 she was 22 (erm...young Dad)?
Got a car? 'cos if you got a car I'll go out with you.
Got a car? 'cos if you got a car I'll go out with you.
It was not actually said to me but i did overhear it being said to my best mate in a pub.
He asked this lass out who was not all that i must say and got the reply.
I am looking for a dreamboat not a shipwreck. It had me taking the pee outta him for ages
He asked this lass out who was not all that i must say and got the reply.
I am looking for a dreamboat not a shipwreck. It had me taking the pee outta him for ages
I think me and you should dress up as a chicken and an egg and settle an age old question!
So were in a nightclub years ago. Balders is booging n getting a bit giddy wi himsen hes undone his shirt. I come back from the loo and this Gruffalo ran her fingers down his bare chest. She says 'pfffft i bet ive got more hair on mi legs than you have on ya chest!' Balders looked her up n down n said 'i dont doubt that for a bloody second luv' n then boogied over to me. Her jaw hit the floor n all her mates were in stitches lol the cheeky git he is. Luv him sometimes.
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Well she thought she wa someat special picking on mi little Balders lol
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OMG that story is not for here 
. You make me sound like such a Neanderthal 
Yes... yes it is..... and that's quite tame for Kaz when somebody irritates her
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You wouldn't. She'd sacrifice you. She has sacrificed me on three seperate occasions to save her own skinKaz, I would want you in the trenches with me
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Oh babe!!@Admin used all the charm in a pub once
"Hey babes would you hold my pint while I go for a shit"
It worked too, I pissed myself laughing
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