Oooo hello you want a smacked bottie do ya:cuffs:xx

No thank you :mwah::mwah:Oooo hello you want a smacked bottie do ya:cuffs:xx

No thank you :mwah::mwah:You're rather frisky tonight, aren't you?Spoilsport hehe xx

Ooo you don't know the halfYou're rather frisky tonight, aren't you?![]()
xxAye, go on then.... seeing as you askedDo we have a quiz tomorrow then![]()

Can I comeAye, go on then.... seeing as you asked![]()

Well, I can't promise it will be that excitingCan I come![]()


Oh well, seeing as you put it like thatWell, I can't promise it will be that exciting
... but you're always welcome to play with me![]()




I've just put the finishing touches to this week's quiz and I just wanted to reassure folks, reeling after the past two weeks of obscure links, weird bloody questions and insane subjects, that this week will be a straightforward quiz with an easy, fastest-on-the-keyboard style bonus question
That's right, your friendly QM has stopped to smell the flowers, talk with the animals and whistle a cheerful refrain, while marvelling at how beautiful the world truly is.
So pour yourself a drink, put on your fluffy slippers and bask in the warm glow of high scores and cheers from the crowd. You'll love this one![]()
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We shall see....x
Why does no-one ever believe me?I smell Deception![]()

It's cos I know the anagram for your name is 'damn lies'Why does no-one ever believe me?![]()


It's cos I know the anagram for your name is 'damn lies'
B x
Oh, very good, sir, very good