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Bit like me ? Priest wouldn't have enough time for my confession!
I'd be constantly on my knees what can I say !!
Naughty Confessions Time
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I'd be constantly on my knees what can I say !!
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It worked .... she's historyOur son is going on a date with a girl I'm not too keen on so I put extra garlic in his chow mein
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But you could fess up to some of your goings on here...Yes, but I don't save it specially for this thread
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Anything in particular that you'd like to hear?But you could fess up to some of your goings on here...
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I was asked to look after my neighbours cat but forgot to feed it until I was coming home from the pub with my then girlfriend sadly cat still didn't get fed cos we got distracted by their hot tub Happy Days 
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I was asked to look after my neighbours cat but forgot to feed it until I was coming home from the pub with my then girlfriend sadly cat still didn't get fed cos we got distracted by their hot tub Happy Days
...the poor cat!
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One got an education in human naughty hot tub activities ...... well the other was defiantly wet and well played with and maybe even purring at the end
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Ok...One of your many at a time
So there's this chap I knock off occasionally, he's 26, blonde, tattoos, works in a bank. Lives in Andover, which is convenient for me as I can visit him on the way to/from London.
Anyway, first time we met, he meets me at the station and he drives us to his. As we approach the ground floor flat he says, "Oh, I hope you don't mind but I live with my mum."
Ok, says I, Not a problem - you have to live with her.
So we go in and there's mum watching the telly. I smile and wave and go into the bedroom... we get down to it. And we're rather enjoying ourselves. Making so much noise, in fact, that we move the mattress from the bed to the floor and that's where I'm fucking him, missionary, when the front doorbell goes.
Ding-dong.
And there's some utilities guy there for the gas or electric or something, only he needs a code that my chap has.
So his mum is calling through the door for this code as, on the other side of the door, I've got him pinned on the floor with my cock inside him, as I start laughing in his face.
"STFU!!!" he's hissing.
Anyway, the requisite code was found and the man went away and we finished our business and I went away. On the train about half hour later and I get a text from him: apparently his mum complained about "all the banging."
Tell her it was the man round to sort out your plumbing, I said.
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So what I'm taking from this is daring you can be good.