xI have no words.Okay okay... so let's get some honesty there.
You go down there and there's iccles
As with Very British Problems; do you say something and stop play? Or crack on and lick n spit.
English for iccles is ?Okay okay... so let's get some honesty there.
You go down there and there's iccles
As with Very British Problems; do you say something and stop play? Or crack on and lick n spit.
No not quite...
bits of you know, tissues n stuff. The type of thing no one wants to accept nor discuss that happens 
x
Simple wet wipesNo not quite...
xI do it all the timeYou are excited and accidentally let 'one go' - do you apologise and recognise you just farted during play, or just crack on like nothing happened?
Iccles bits of fluff n stuff
.HahahahaErmm pull out the lint roller and have a little clean around
B x
You got it.! Ommmm xStop telling our secrets.You didn't shower properly and realise you have bits of sock in your toes.... carry on and hope no-one sees? Or scrub again
Mind you, I've had many an ultimate blowjob with me socks onYou didn't shower properly and realise you have bits of sock in your toes.... carry on and hope no-one sees? Or scrub again
just saying like... :bj1: hehe
OMGNo not quite...
. I'm afraid it would be a hasty retreat back up North for me 
.SEE!!OMG
And yes nothing worse than having to spit out a bit of loo roll
B x
I am not alone... holy shit, who wants to go for a swim and get a mouthful of fekin Andrex like! x
Hey two for one swill and drySEE!!
Yea but you stay thereSEE!!
You play with a toy and you know, it's got 'bits' on it..... Ignore & enjoy the moment or pass?
You play with a toy and you know, it's got 'bits' on it..... Ignore & enjoy the moment or pass?
not sure which is yukky one but damnnn man ewwww
