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Discussion in 'General Chats' started by Lips_Pearls, 22 February 2018.

  1. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    Okay okay... so let's get some honesty there.
    You go down there and there's iccles :censored: :sick:
    As with Very British Problems; do you say something and stop play? Or crack on and lick n spit. :rofl: x
     
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  2. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    I have no words. :eek:
     
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  3. Miss-Sexy-Legs

    Miss-Sexy-Legs Admin PV Sprtr

    English for iccles is ?
     
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  4. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    Iccles bits of fluff n stuff :sick: :D xx
     
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  5. Miss-Sexy-Legs

    Miss-Sexy-Legs Admin PV Sprtr

    Ooo pubes you mean
     
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  6. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    No not quite... :oops: bits of you know, tissues n stuff. The type of thing no one wants to accept nor discuss that happens :D x
     
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  7. Miss-Sexy-Legs

    Miss-Sexy-Legs Admin PV Sprtr

    Simple wet wipes
     
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  8. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    You are excited and accidentally let 'one go' - do you apologise and recognise you just farted during play, or just crack on like nothing happened? :D x
     
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  9. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    I do it all the time :eek::rofl:
     
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  10. Ermm pull out the lint roller and have a little clean around :whistle::rofl:.

    B x
     
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  11. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    Hahahaha :D :D :rofl: You got it.! Ommmm x
     
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  12. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    :rofl:
     
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  13. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    You didn't shower properly and realise you have bits of sock in your toes.... carry on and hope no-one sees? Or scrub again :D
     
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  14. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    Stop telling our secrets. :rofl:
     
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  15. Miss-Sexy-Legs

    Miss-Sexy-Legs Admin PV Sprtr

    Dare we ask fart or ignore :hmm:
     
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  16. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    Fluff :rofl:
     
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  17. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    Mind you, I've had many an ultimate blowjob with me socks on :D :rofl: just saying like... :whistle: :bj1: hehe
     
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  18. OMG :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    And yes nothing worse than having to spit out a bit of loo roll :sick:. I'm afraid it would be a hasty retreat back up North for me :unsure:.

    B x
     
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  19. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    SEE!! :D :D I am not alone... holy shit, who wants to go for a swim and get a mouthful of fekin Andrex like! :D x
     
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  20. Miss-Sexy-Legs

    Miss-Sexy-Legs Admin PV Sprtr

    Hey two for one swill and dry :rofl:
     
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  21. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    Yea but you stay there :eek::rofl:
     
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  22. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    You play with a toy and you know, it's got 'bits' on it..... Ignore & enjoy the moment or pass? :whistle:
     
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  23. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    :eek:
     
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  24. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    True. Broken jaw n everything :D xx
     
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  25. Miss-Sexy-Legs

    Miss-Sexy-Legs Admin PV Sprtr

    :notworthy::sick: not sure which is yukky one but damnnn man ewwww
     
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