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Discussion in 'Public Forums' started by Lips_Pearls, 22 February 2018.

  1. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    Okay okay... so let's get some honesty there.
    You go down there and there's iccles :censored: :sick:
    As with Very British Problems; do you say something and stop play? Or crack on and lick n spit. :rofl: x
     
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    • Pearls

      Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

      I have no words. :eek:
       
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      • Miss-Sexy-Legs

        Miss-Sexy-Legs Moderator Staff Sprtr

        English for iccles is ?
         
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        • Lips_Pearls

          Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

          Iccles bits of fluff n stuff :sick: :D xx
           
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          • Miss-Sexy-Legs

            Miss-Sexy-Legs Moderator Staff Sprtr

            Ooo pubes you mean
             
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            • Lips_Pearls

              Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

              No not quite... :oops: bits of you know, tissues n stuff. The type of thing no one wants to accept nor discuss that happens :D x
               
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              • Miss-Sexy-Legs

                Miss-Sexy-Legs Moderator Staff Sprtr

                Simple wet wipes
                 
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                • Lips_Pearls

                  Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

                  You are excited and accidentally let 'one go' - do you apologise and recognise you just farted during play, or just crack on like nothing happened? :D x
                   
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                  • Pearls

                    Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

                    I do it all the time :eek::rofl:
                     
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                    • Baldrick

                      Baldrick PV Sprtr

                      Ermm pull out the lint roller and have a little clean around :whistle::rofl:.

                      B x
                       
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                      • Lips_Pearls

                        Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

                        Hahahaha :D :D :rofl: You got it.! Ommmm x
                         
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                        • Pearls

                          Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

                          :rofl:
                           
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                          • Lips_Pearls

                            Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

                            You didn't shower properly and realise you have bits of sock in your toes.... carry on and hope no-one sees? Or scrub again :D
                             
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                            • Pearls

                              Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

                              Stop telling our secrets. :rofl:
                               
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                              • Miss-Sexy-Legs

                                Miss-Sexy-Legs Moderator Staff Sprtr

                                Dare we ask fart or ignore :hmm:
                                 
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                                • Pearls

                                  Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

                                  Fluff :rofl:
                                   
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                                  • Lips_Pearls

                                    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

                                    Mind you, I've had many an ultimate blowjob with me socks on :D :rofl: just saying like... :whistle: :bj1: hehe
                                     
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                                    • Baldrick

                                      Baldrick PV Sprtr

                                      OMG :rofl::rofl::rofl:
                                      And yes nothing worse than having to spit out a bit of loo roll :sick:. I'm afraid it would be a hasty retreat back up North for me :unsure:.

                                      B x
                                       
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                                      • Lips_Pearls

                                        Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

                                        SEE!! :D :D I am not alone... holy shit, who wants to go for a swim and get a mouthful of fekin Andrex like! :D x
                                         
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                                        • Miss-Sexy-Legs

                                          Miss-Sexy-Legs Moderator Staff Sprtr

                                          Hey two for one swill and dry :rofl:
                                           
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                                          • Pearls

                                            Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

                                            Yea but you stay there :eek::rofl:
                                             
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                                            • Lips_Pearls

                                              Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

                                              You play with a toy and you know, it's got 'bits' on it..... Ignore & enjoy the moment or pass? :whistle:
                                               
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                                              • Pearls

                                                Pearls Site Owner Staff Admin

                                                :eek:
                                                 
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                                                • Lips_Pearls

                                                  Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

                                                  True. Broken jaw n everything :D xx
                                                   
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                                                  • Miss-Sexy-Legs

                                                    Miss-Sexy-Legs Moderator Staff Sprtr

                                                    :notworthy::sick: not sure which is yukky one but damnnn man ewwww
                                                     
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