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    Discussion in 'Public Forums' started by Lips_Pearls, 22 February 2018.

    1. Lips_Pearls

      Lips_Pearls PV P Sprtr Registered

      Okay okay... so let's get some honesty there.
      You go down there and there's iccles :censored: :sick:
      As with Very British Problems; do you say something and stop play? Or crack on and lick n spit. :rofl: x
       
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      • Pearls

        Pearls Site Owner Admin

        I have no words. :eek:
         
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        • Miss-Sexy-Legs

          Miss-Sexy-Legs Moderator Staff Sprtr Registered

          English for iccles is ?
           
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          • Lips_Pearls

            Lips_Pearls PV P Sprtr Registered

            Iccles bits of fluff n stuff :sick: :D xx
             
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            • Miss-Sexy-Legs

              Miss-Sexy-Legs Moderator Staff Sprtr Registered

              Ooo pubes you mean
               
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              • Lips_Pearls

                Lips_Pearls PV P Sprtr Registered

                No not quite... :oops: bits of you know, tissues n stuff. The type of thing no one wants to accept nor discuss that happens :D x
                 
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                • Miss-Sexy-Legs

                  Miss-Sexy-Legs Moderator Staff Sprtr Registered

                  Simple wet wipes
                   
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                  • Lips_Pearls

                    Lips_Pearls PV P Sprtr Registered

                    You are excited and accidentally let 'one go' - do you apologise and recognise you just farted during play, or just crack on like nothing happened? :D x
                     
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                    • Pearls

                      Pearls Site Owner Admin

                      I do it all the time :eek::rofl:
                       
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                      • Baldricknkaz

                        Baldricknkaz PV Sprtr Registered

                        Ermm pull out the lint roller and have a little clean around :whistle::rofl:.

                        B x
                         
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                        • Lips_Pearls

                          Lips_Pearls PV P Sprtr Registered

                          Hahahaha :D :D :rofl: You got it.! Ommmm x
                           
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                          • Pearls

                            Pearls Site Owner Admin

                            :rofl:
                             
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                            • Lips_Pearls

                              Lips_Pearls PV P Sprtr Registered

                              You didn't shower properly and realise you have bits of sock in your toes.... carry on and hope no-one sees? Or scrub again :D
                               
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                              • Pearls

                                Pearls Site Owner Admin

                                Stop telling our secrets. :rofl:
                                 
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                                • Miss-Sexy-Legs

                                  Miss-Sexy-Legs Moderator Staff Sprtr Registered

                                  Dare we ask fart or ignore :hmm:
                                   
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                                  • Pearls

                                    Pearls Site Owner Admin

                                    Fluff :rofl:
                                     
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                                    • Lips_Pearls

                                      Lips_Pearls PV P Sprtr Registered

                                      Mind you, I've had many an ultimate blowjob with me socks on :D :rofl: just saying like... :whistle: :bj1: hehe
                                       
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                                      • Baldricknkaz

                                        Baldricknkaz PV Sprtr Registered

                                        OMG :rofl::rofl::rofl:
                                        And yes nothing worse than having to spit out a bit of loo roll :sick:. I'm afraid it would be a hasty retreat back up North for me :unsure:.

                                        B x
                                         
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                                        • Lips_Pearls

                                          Lips_Pearls PV P Sprtr Registered

                                          SEE!! :D :D I am not alone... holy shit, who wants to go for a swim and get a mouthful of fekin Andrex like! :D x
                                           
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                                          • Miss-Sexy-Legs

                                            Miss-Sexy-Legs Moderator Staff Sprtr Registered

                                            Hey two for one swill and dry :rofl:
                                             
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                                            • Pearls

                                              Pearls Site Owner Admin

                                              Yea but you stay there :eek::rofl:
                                               
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                                              • Lips_Pearls

                                                Lips_Pearls PV P Sprtr Registered

                                                You play with a toy and you know, it's got 'bits' on it..... Ignore & enjoy the moment or pass? :whistle:
                                                 
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                                                • Pearls

                                                  Pearls Site Owner Admin

                                                  :eek:
                                                   
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                                                  • Lips_Pearls

                                                    Lips_Pearls PV P Sprtr Registered

                                                    True. Broken jaw n everything :D xx
                                                     
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                                                    • Miss-Sexy-Legs

                                                      Miss-Sexy-Legs Moderator Staff Sprtr Registered

                                                      :notworthy::sick: not sure which is yukky one but damnnn man ewwww
                                                       
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