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Discussion in 'General Chats' started by Lips_Pearls, 22 February 2018.

  1. Bits of loo roll ffs come on folks. If you have bits of anything then its game over. How can you carry on and relax thinking is it dry / wet is it water or piss or even worse. Naaaa go to the pub and move on
     
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  2. Lips_Pearls

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    Just a tad aye! :D o_O
     
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  3. I would discontinue if not really into her or ask for her to humor me and take the time to douche and then demonstrate my appreciation.
    Farting, just go for it.
     
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  4. Moleeee moleee moleeeeeeee
    Mole mole bloody great big mole
    Id like some guacaMOLE with that please

    Sorry Austin Powers came to mind
     
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  5. Tissue issue is a pain if you shave but I always go to the bathroom before anything happens to freshen up even if im on a night owl and no its imminient then out come the travel size pack of baby wipes haha!

    Have to say when guys pull their boxers off and they have boxers fluff hidden by their foreskin bleurgh
    Or the guys who have peed several times in a night and no courtesy given to wet wipe or give it a quick wash.. stale pee is not nice and blow jobs will halt immediately if i can smell it before i even get my lips on it
     
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  6. Lips_Pearls

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    Oh my :D :sick:
     
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  7. Boxers fluff :rofl::rofl::rofl:.

    Tis true though boxers fluff is a pain (especially if wearing a new pair).
    I must admit I always give the little fella an inspection if I suspect he might be getting some action. It's only polite to have him immaculately clean as I would expect the lady to show me the same courtesy.
    Nobody wants that smell (or taste) of wee o_O:rofl:.

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  8. I cannot believe people can be so grubby as you describe.
    Advert, even at a party I have a quick wash before returning to the play.
     
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  9. Just so you all know, when I arrive at a meet I take a shower whatever and with any luck I dont have to dress again.
     
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  10. Lips_Pearls

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    Just to note; there’s always plenty of bathing going on here. Or showering... multiple :whistle: :sneaky:
     
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  11. Too many guys think they dont get it on them and some think ‘its sterile’ its fine.. huge misconception
     
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  12. Haha see the best thing to do is just both jump in the shower together.. jobs a good un :)
     
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  13. Lips_Pearls

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    Absolutely! Throw in a sponge, plenty of soapy shower creme - lather up, let’s go!
     
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  14. Oh yes.. i use that original source shower mousse gets nice n soapy straight away
     
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  15. I got some in my mouth once and went green immediately.. one way to kill the moment haha :notworthy::rofl:
     
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  16. Lips_Pearls

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    Oh now that did make me wince a little :sick:
    It’s the fluff dirt thing going on :sick: x
     
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  17. Pearls

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    What about fluffy belly buttons and fluffy feet :eek::D
     
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  18. :sick:x
     
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  19. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    Lick em off :eek::rofl:
     
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  20. Double:sick::sick:. Me no likey fluffy bits xx
     
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  21. Lips_Pearls

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    Errr.... NO! :sick: xx

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  22. Therapon

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    I'm really not quite sure what to make of this. Are we discussing koala bears or something
     
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  23. Pearls

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    You like fluffy thingies then :D
     
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  24. Therapon

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    Ooooof what can I say, nowt might be the best thing.
     
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  25. Lips_Pearls

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    When your partner/playmates swallows pretty damn well, but then seeks a kiss. Hmm....
    Depends on alcohol levels I'd say :rofl:
     
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