Bits of loo roll ffs come on folks. If you have bits of anything then its game over. How can you carry on and relax thinking is it dry / wet is it water or piss or even worse. Naaaa go to the pub and move on
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Like the mole on whatsits face in that filmNanny McPhee
That's it! It's a Nanny McPhee Moment
Moleeee moleee moleeeeeeee
Mole mole bloody great big mole
Id like some guacaMOLE with that please
Sorry Austin Powers came to mind
Tissue issue is a pain if you shave but I always go to the bathroom before anything happens to freshen up even if im on a night owl and no its imminient then out come the travel size pack of baby wipes haha!
Have to say when guys pull their boxers off and they have boxers fluff hidden by their foreskin bleurgh
Or the guys who have peed several times in a night and no courtesy given to wet wipe or give it a quick wash.. stale pee is not nice and blow jobs will halt immediately if i can smell it before i even get my lips on it
Have to say when guys pull their boxers off and they have boxers fluff hidden by their foreskin bleurgh
Or the guys who have peed several times in a night and no courtesy given to wet wipe or give it a quick wash.. stale pee is not nice and blow jobs will halt immediately if i can smell it before i even get my lips on it
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Boxers fluff
.Tis true though boxers fluff is a pain (especially if wearing a new pair).
I must admit I always give the little fella an inspection if I suspect he might be getting some action. It's only polite to have him immaculately clean as I would expect the lady to show me the same courtesy.
Nobody wants that smell (or taste) of wee
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Just so you all know, when I arrive at a meet I take a shower whatever and with any luck I dont have to dress again.
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Too many guys think they dont get it on them and some think ‘its sterile’ its fine.. huge misconception
Just to note; there’s always plenty of bathing going on here. Or showering... multiple
Haha see the best thing to do is just both jump in the shower together.. jobs a good un
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Absolutely! Throw in a sponge, plenty of soapy shower creme - lather up, let’s go!Haha see the best thing to do is just both jump in the shower together.. jobs a good un
Oh yes.. i use that original source shower mousse gets nice n soapy straight away
Boxers fluff
Tis true though boxers fluff is a pain (especially if wearing a new pair).
I must admit I always give the little fella an inspection if I suspect he might be getting some action. It's only polite to have him immaculately clean as I would expect the lady to show me the same courtesy.
Nobody wants that smell (or taste) of wee
B x
I got some in my mouth once and went green immediately.. one way to kill the moment haha
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Oh now that did make me wince a littleI got some in my mouth once and went green immediately.. one way to kill the moment haha
It’s the fluff dirt thing going on
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What about fluffy belly buttons and fluffy feetOh now that did make me wince a little
It’s the fluff dirt thing going on
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What about fluffy belly buttons and fluffy feet
I'm really not quite sure what to make of this. Are we discussing koala bears or something
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When your partner/playmates swallows pretty damn well, but then seeks a kiss. Hmm....
Depends on alcohol levels I'd say
Depends on alcohol levels I'd say