Embarrassing Injuries.
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MOTM
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Ouch!! I got kicked in the face by accident. Well that's what she said. Lucky I don't have a foot fetish.
MOTM
I'm not surprised it nearly made you quit. I'm glad you didn't though as you didn't let one bad experience ruin it for you.
It would take a lot more than that these days, we are just careful where we put things now lol x
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I had to refrain from hitting the funny emoji..its just the way you word thingsI might have cracked a rib during a rather rambunctious round of rutting on Thursday night. It still hurts
! Hope your chest is okay!!XX
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Meh I know the feeling. Within the last 6 months I have done the same...I might have cracked a rib during a rather rambunctious round of rutting on Thursday night. It still hurts
Even fell down the back of the sofa trying to close a window and smacked myself against the windowsill and so on. Yes, yes I was pissed but still...
Boy does it hurt!
I think I took a pic to show the rib sticking out and area black and blue. Was great! I looked like the beginnings of the Chestbuster scene!
I once tried to lift a lady with her legs around my waist whilst having sex. Not sure if I overestimated my strength, underestimated her weight or had too much to drink (possibly all three 
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Well I fell backwards, hit my head against the wardrobe and knocked myself out. The worst part about it was I was living with my Mum at the time and she came rushing in my room to see what the bang was. I was lying on the floor naked, unconscious, with a naked lady trying her best to get off me and hide her modesty.
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).Well I fell backwards, hit my head against the wardrobe and knocked myself out. The worst part about it was I was living with my Mum at the time and she came rushing in my room to see what the bang was. I was lying on the floor naked, unconscious, with a naked lady trying her best to get off me and hide her modesty
.B x
I did once stand in heels on a guys ballsack and as he squirmed my heel went a bit deep ,a trip to A&E and three stitches later he was discharged,, I didn't know whether to hide or laugh when the nurse said in full voice young lady don't do it again he could of lost his manhood 
I did once stand in heels on a guys ballsack and as he squirmed my heel went a bit deep ,a trip to A&E and three stitches later he was discharged,, I didn't know whether to hide or laugh when the nurse said in full voice young lady don't do it again he could of lost his manhood
"stop standing on your mans nuts"
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Nah its fun xx
"stop standing on your mans nuts"
B x
As a teen still living with my Mom I had the downstairs of the house with it's own bathroom. It had glass sliding doors and my gf and I at the time got a little too amorous and Broke the glass. Neither of us could or would immediately move as we were terrified and in shock. Well that Shock escalated when Mom came rushing in to find us standing there..Years of therapy later..lol
Oh, the was a small cut on my foot constituting an Embarrassing injury
Oh, the was a small cut on my foot constituting an Embarrassing injury
Mid 20's broke my frenulum whilst attempting a position I had never done before only seen on porn, never a good idea to go with porn to impress a sexual partner... She was very damn sexy tho so I gritted my teeth and carried on despite the horrendous stinging. To my credit we both "finished" but the look on her face when she caught sight of the blood in the condom made me want to curl into a little ball.. around my hurting willy
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Sammy
Lol so I will put up my hand up to having being involved in an incident that required admittance to hospital
Firstly wasn't my fault before you all go running to hills
And I'm 21yrs older n wiser lol
my other half at time was admitted to hospital after we were play frightening , wrestling drunk m naked , that ended up With a rip to his foreskin
For record omg the blood
The embarrassment of being asked repeated has we been experimenting with a hoover . Omfg are you feckin serious !!!! - Nooooooooo nooooo Hoover involved
Change of shift the giggles n pointing started and the next team started to grill us again
So injury ended up in circumcision and 14 stitches
A very embarrassed 24 yr old then having to explain. To 20 others we were away on weekend
Horrible but yes I am that girl
Who ended up in a@e
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Firstly wasn't my fault before you all go running to hills
And I'm 21yrs older n wiser lol
my other half at time was admitted to hospital after we were play frightening , wrestling drunk m naked , that ended up With a rip to his foreskin
For record omg the blood
The embarrassment of being asked repeated has we been experimenting with a hoover . Omfg are you feckin serious !!!! - Nooooooooo nooooo Hoover involved
Change of shift the giggles n pointing started and the next team started to grill us again
So injury ended up in circumcision and 14 stitches
A very embarrassed 24 yr old then having to explain. To 20 others we were away on weekend
Horrible but yes I am that girl
Who ended up in a@e
Sx
You mean woman!I did once stand in heels on a guys ballsack and as he squirmed my heel went a bit deep ,a trip to A&E and three stitches later he was discharged,, I didn't know whether to hide or laugh when the nurse said in full voice young lady don't do it again he could of lost his manhood
That is bad, man.I once tried to lift a lady with her legs around my waist whilst having sex. Not sure if I overestimated my strength, underestimated her weight or had too much to drink (possibly all three
Well I fell backwards, hit my head against the wardrobe and knocked myself out. The worst part about it was I was living with my Mum at the time and she came rushing in my room to see what the bang was. I was lying on the floor naked, unconscious, with a naked lady trying her best to get off me and hide her modesty
B x
That is nasty.Mid 20's broke my frenulum whilst attempting a position I had never done before only seen on porn, never a good idea to go with porn to impress a sexual partner... She was very damn sexy tho so I gritted my teeth and carried on despite the horrendous stinging. To my credit we both "finished" but the look on her face when she caught sight of the blood in the condom made me want to curl into a little ball.. around my hurting willy
N xxx
*crosses legs*
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Sammy
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