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Embarrassing Injuries.

Discussion in 'All About Swinging' started by Pearls, 6 May 2016.

  1. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    :eek:
     
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  3. My embarrassing injuries are very tame in comparison.

    I twisted my ankle after a lovely spitroast on the big Cupids bed. It’s at an angle and I stepped off without actually looking. Tipped straight over stark naked and in front of an audience.

    I also managed to slip whilst trying to sexily get into the shower for a bout of shower shagging. Bruised my entire leg and it looked awful. It did set me off with the giggles everytime he lifted my legs to give me a good fucking. Poor guy. He wasn’t put off thank goodness.

    I’m just a clumsy bitch :barefoot:
     
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  4. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    Can you imagine if a guy got himself stuck in a glory hole or somewhere else public :eek:
     
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  5. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    Almost castrated myself last week :eek: okay I didn’t but damn, imagine I needed A&E! :eek: :oops: :palm: X
     
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  6. Therapon

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    Lol I'm just trying to imagine the conversation when they asked what was wrong :D
     
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  7. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    By that point I would have sounded like Lee Evans :rofl:
     
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  8. Vanezza

    Vanezza PV Sprtr

    The only embarrasing injury i have is going arse about tit on the kitchen floor and getting a huge black bruise to my thigh, at the time i not only wanted the ground to swallow me up but also thought to myself nice one nezza you played a blinder there you clumsy bugger :rofl::rofl:


    Vxxx
     
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  9. Stew

    Stew PV Sprtr

    Did you spill your drink though @Vanezza lol xx
     
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  10. Vanezza

    Vanezza PV Sprtr

    No i kept every drop i am well practiced and very tallent:rofl::rofl:


    Vxxx
     
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  11. fincon

    fincon PV Sprtr

    Less embarrassing itself, than what it’s occasionally led to.

    Broke my foot a couple of decades back; very bad break, bone removed from foot afterwards, all very nasty stuff… long term problems. OK, yes, yes, how sad, never mind.

    No, that’s not the embarrassing bit.

    BUT it led to a tendency to have very occasional cramps in the foot… which absolutely crippled me when they occurred; felt like I’d suddenly dipped my foot in molten lava.

    I’ll leave it to you to picture the scene if/when it cramped in the middle of having sex. Yes, not even the misunderstanding and the woman thinking I was just having a fantastic time and was merely being demonstrative helped.

    You may now giggle.
     
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  12. Welshcouple59

    Welshcouple59 PV Sprtr

    Sorry, but I did giggle a little bit. But not because you were in pain xx M
     
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  13. fincon

    fincon PV Sprtr

    Oh no, genuinely; it’s one of those that I fully expect people to giggle in sympathy.

    Afterwards. When you hear of it.

    Not when it occurs, as I can confirm… from personal experience. The ladies - when it happened - were sympathetic… to a point, anyway.
     
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  14. You can almost guarantee that before going to a club or a meet I will cut myself shaving ‘down there’!
    To the point where I don’t believe I have ever been to a club without having a strategically placed plaster on my ‘down there’!
    It’s not fair!
    Where I had surgery I have several raised scars so they catch easily with the razor and I can’t use hair removal cream so razor it is!
    Just don’t ever ask me to shave you! lol xx
     
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  15. Tiger

    Tiger PV Sprtr

    I’m very skilled at shaving down there :sneaky: it’s a talent of mine!
    :tiphat:
    Tiger xx
     
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  16. T&C

    T&C PV Sprtr

    Can always kiss it better Miss N :whistle: :licking: Xxxx :0)) T
     
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  17. MP386

    MP386 PV Sprtr

    Is that what it was a plaster :rofl: .... I didn’t have my glasses on :D:D
     
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  18. Stew

    Stew PV Sprtr

    An ex sub of mine managed to shave a good bit of her clit before pain receptors kicked in !!
     
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  19. Gopher001

    Gopher001 PV Sprtr

    I suffer from peyrones so far I've been examined had an ultrasound and now an mri done on my penis. There is talk on me having injections to help but I'm not sure about that. So who knows if I can have sex with a woman I don't. Not had the opportunity to try for a few years well over 14 years lol
     
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  20. Therapon

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    Kind of the same thing. I needed new razor blades so thought I'd try shaving my balls with an electric razor. All I will say is if you wish to look like a the results of a hedgehog having an arguement with a lawnmower then do try it.
     
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  21. Pearls

    Pearls #PearlsTechSupport Sprtr

    :eek:
     
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  22. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    Blimey! Ouch.. well. I can understand to a degree, as I erm, as my dear old Ma used to say - "dress to the left".. in other words, I too have a big curvature but to the left and that's from muscle growth etc (as you will well know)..
    But, rest assured there are many things you can do nowadays to help things like this, such as corrective surgery and so forth.
    I'd try the injections tbh mate. Has to be worth a shot.. (no pun :D )
    Have you tried a penis pump? That will, if used every single day, help correct him. But, we are who we are man... :cool:
     
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  23. Gopher001

    Gopher001 PV Sprtr

    Thanks for the info I've lived with this for about 4 or 5 years and been too ashamed to talk about it or get help. I've got a pump so I'll give it a go and fingers crossed it helps the old man
     
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  24. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    Never be too shamed - you're among friends, even though I know what you mean.
    Okay ye, I thought a pump may have helped.
    You've nothing to lose by trying.. As I said, I have a large curvature and I does oft become painful and somewhat uncomfortable, but nothing in comparison.
    I'm more than happy to discuss this privately, but kudos to you - you're happy to talk about this openly and that's really a good thing. I can only say that to you, good on you for knowing you're in safe hands.
    It is difficult, but there are certain things you can do to try and get things going again.
    Have you tried a coconut oil, massage?
    If not, I suggest it.. It has therapeutic elements to it and it's also a personal sexual attachment to it.
    Try massaging and extending in your own time.
    Sometimes for me, it physically hurts quite badly. You just have to do what is right for you.
     
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  25. Lips_Pearls

    Lips_Pearls PV Sprtr

    :rofl: that’s the shizzle :D

    I tried it once too... never, ever again o_O :palm:
     
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