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Oh okay. So then in that case can I instead?Well, it can be an awfully slippery slope if we start putting whole political parties into Room 101 - but if there is any one of them that deserve it, it's this current bunch of incompetent, unfeeling, ignorant mix of toffs and robots. Of course I'm going to put the Conservatives into Room 101
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No, you've had one go already
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Oh okay. So then in that case can I instead?
If we start putting members into the room, we'll have no-one to play the game, will we?@Baldrick because he still has a Halloween avatar
So...
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Fireworks....or at least the sale of them to under errrr....35yrs olds maybe
I personally think they should be for controlled displays only.
I personally think they should be for controlled displays only.
Right okay I has one Guv. @meandlis
*Uber Swingers.
We all know the type; sat on their ivory towers, peering down upon the lowlifes in swinging. The ones who have an approach of “how dare you contact / PM us. Do you know who we are!?”
The ones who won’t speak, reply to or acknowledge other swingers because they’re too unworthy of such actions.
Think they’re all that. Mightier than thou and so on.
Give you an impression of - good grief such important and good looking people. They must be right “up there”
Then you meet em in a club and think “errrr I wasn’t expecting that!!”
*No, this is not based on anyone we’ve encountered in the scene. Nor anything we’ve experienced either.
Maybe.....
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*Uber Swingers.
We all know the type; sat on their ivory towers, peering down upon the lowlifes in swinging. The ones who have an approach of “how dare you contact / PM us. Do you know who we are!?”
The ones who won’t speak, reply to or acknowledge other swingers because they’re too unworthy of such actions.
Think they’re all that. Mightier than thou and so on.
Give you an impression of - good grief such important and good looking people. They must be right “up there”
Then you meet em in a club and think “errrr I wasn’t expecting that!!”
*No, this is not based on anyone we’ve encountered in the scene. Nor anything we’ve experienced either.
Maybe.....
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Put them.in! Put them in! Put them in!Right okay I has one Guv. @meandlis
*Uber Swingers.
We all know the type; sat on their ivory towers, peering down upon the lowlifes in swinging. The ones who have an approach of “how dare you contact / PM us. Do you know who we are!?”
The ones who won’t speak, reply to or acknowledge other swingers because they’re too unworthy of such actions.
Think they’re all that. Mightier than thou and so on.
Give you an impression of - good grief such important and good looking people. They must be right “up there”
Then you meet em in a club and think “errrr I wasn’t expecting that!!”
*No, this is not based on anyone we’ve encountered in the scene. Nor anything we’ve experienced either.
Maybe.....
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I have changed my mind. We need to put colds into room101. You know that sore throat feeling like you have been deepthroating r on Jeremy for half an hour. The burni ng nose like you have been snorting vindaloo instead of eating it. And rhe aching back and legs like you half spent an hour trussed up over a flogging horse.
Down with colds.
Down with colds.
Corrrrr blimey. How long does it take to get a y/n in this joint?Right okay I has one Guv. @meandlis
*Uber Swingers.
We all know the type; sat on their ivory towers, peering down upon the lowlifes in swinging. The ones who have an approach of “how dare you contact / PM us. Do you know who we are!?”
The ones who won’t speak, reply to or acknowledge other swingers because they’re too unworthy of such actions.
Think they’re all that. Mightier than thou and so on.
Give you an impression of - good grief such important and good looking people. They must be right “up there”
Then you meet em in a club and think “errrr I wasn’t expecting that!!”
*No, this is not based on anyone we’ve encountered in the scene. Nor anything we’ve experienced either.
Maybe.....
QM is snorting voddy with his “friends” again.
Burn the bastids!
Ever played rub the Vicks into your friends eyes?
It’s different.
A good laugh always makes you feel better . I need to go get Vicks now.Corrrrr blimey. How long does it take to get a y/n in this joint?
QM is snorting voddy with his “friends” again.
Burn the bastids!
Ever played rub the Vicks into your friends eyes?
I don't think Ry is gonna like you much after tonight tho. Hehe
Ever played rub the Vicks into your friends eyes?
Some friend you are
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On my last detachment it was tiger balm on the nuts. Or if you wanted to be bad on the ringpeice.It was common practice for me and the lads.
I've changed it to a Xmas one for you. I can at least get a couple of months out of that@Baldrick because he still has a Halloween avatar
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Oh dayamn! Ahaha
Chillis rubbed on the door handles going into the gents was a good un muahaha
Ommm. Well QM did forewarn it’d goI tell you what...... Frank Skinner is much more efficient at this
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You evil GitOh dayamn! Ahaha
Chillis rubbed on the door handles going into the gents was a good un muahaha
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Oh, this sounds like a shoe-in for Room 101Right okay I has one Guv. @meandlis
*Uber Swingers.
We all know the type; sat on their ivory towers, peering down upon the lowlifes in swinging. The ones who have an approach of “how dare you contact / PM us. Do you know who we are!?”
The ones who won’t speak, reply to or acknowledge other swingers because they’re too unworthy of such actions.
Think they’re all that. Mightier than thou and so on.
Give you an impression of - good grief such important and good looking people. They must be right “up there”
Then you meet em in a club and think “errrr I wasn’t expecting that!!”
*No, this is not based on anyone we’ve encountered in the scene. Nor anything we’ve experienced either.
Maybe.....
Then again...
... maybe notCorrrrr blimey. How long does it take to get a y/n in this joint?
If we put uberswingers in, then how will we know that the rest of us are normal people? Who would be there to remind us not to disappear up our own arses? Besides, Amazon's wishlist facility would be rendered useless, not to mention the money--for-holiday-snaps industry
However, I do think the world would be better off without nasty sub-tweets about people's pics and cliquey corners in chat rooms. Uberswingers go straight into Room 101
Yay! I got one.Oh, this sounds like a shoe-in for Room 101
Then again...
... maybe not
If we put uberswingers in, then how will we know that the rest of us are normal people? Who would be there to remind us not to disappear up our own arses? Besides, Amazon's wishlist facility would be rendered useless, not to mention the money--for-holiday-snaps industry
However, I do think the world would be better off without nasty sub-tweets about people's pics and cliquey corners in chat rooms. Uberswingers go straight into Room 101
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Take that Uber swingers
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ReallyI've changed it to a Xmas one for you. I can at least get a couple of months out of that
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